- Yeah let's take it outside the

bedroom we're about to get nasty.

- Yeah let's get real freaky.

- Do you wanna pick any object and hit me with it?

- Really?

- Yeah.

(laughing)

(rock music)

Welcome back to another episode of my show.

I'm Glamdora, VT dubs in case you forgot

it's totally cool cause we're friends right?

And now that you know, you're gonna click like

and subscribe and all that shit, yeah?

I don't know, I'm kinda worried that I'm like

not good at making new friends.

I've just been like hold up in my dungeon

watching reruns of Friends...

("I'll Be There for You" by Rembrandts)

this episode is about friendship.

We're gonna have a lot of fun today, I hope.

Friends have fun together and take care of each other.

I don't know, I've eaten so many.

(burping)

Long story short, today's episode

is about making new friends.

(hip-hop music)

Let's face it Glam gang, new friends are hard to find.

You know when you're a kid, you're just friends

with anybody that's on the playground with you

and once you get older you're a little more discern

and you don't wanna be too discerned, you gotta be open.

Any who, here's some of the worst kinds

of friends to have in your life.

Friends that disappear as soon as

they get into a relationship, friends that are

only your friend because they kind of wanna have sex

with you and then when you tell them you don't want

to have sex with them, they stop paying for your meals

what the (beep), friends that send 40 short text

messages at once instead of putting it all into

one message, write it up in notes and send it

when you got it figured out, friends that want

to vent about their problems but don't want

to listen to advice and they ignore everything

else you say and then when you tell them

what's going on with you they're like,

actually that reminds me of me.

Shut up.

(beeping)

Now, I'm going to make a new friend the way

I always make a new friend, by inviting them

to talk to me in my creepy bedroom.

Any way, it's Rachel Evans.

This is my guest Rachel Evans,

she is best known for founding

the Youtube channel Snarled in 2015.

- I'm like really nervous right now.

(Rachel laughing)

- Why are you nervous?

Why are you nervous?

- Because I love you.

- I guess I am low key a Succubus

I do seduce people, how far do you wanna go today?

- I think that's up to you, I am at your mercy.

- I'm so glad that you recognize that.

(Glamdora hissing)

(beeping)

- Tell me where are you from?

- Originally I'm from Houston, Texas.

(Pee-Wee singing)

I used to collect bones, clean them, make little necklaces.

- My god, you love bones?

- I love bones.

- I love bones.

- Oh, cool.

- Do you like boners?

- I love boners.

- Me too.

- We have so much in common.

- I know.

- That's crazy.

- We're like mad connecting.

- Yeah wow.

- I was prepared to destroy you.

- Oh, wow if I had known that I wouldn't have come.

- Well maybe you will come.

- Hey, yeah.

- Are you mistress of the night?

- Oh, you know it.

- Well, I have just the game for you.

- Oh.

- You know how in horror movies or in scary situations

there's always like a weird noise, and then

everyone's like eh, it's just the wind.

- It's never just the wind.

- It's never just the wind except

for sometimes in this game it is.

This is a segment called Just the Wind.

- I feel like if I'm not able to tell

if something is wind or not then I deserve to be murdered.

In a horror movie, not in real life, please don't murder me.

I feel like they wouldn't add that.

(wind gusting)

Whoa.

- What was it?

- It's just the wind.

- It's just the wind.

- Yay!

(man groaning)

- Music to my ears.

- Hm, okay well this is a tough one

but in all of my experience wind

does not sound like it's being tortured.

This is not just the wind.

- You are right, it is a clip from

100% organic a Crypt TV short.

(man groaning)

- I hope that person's dead.

(women laughing)

- Okay, next question.

(wind gusting)

- Zioks, I think it's just the wind.

- Well, you're kind of right but you're kind of wrong

cause it's not just the wind, it's a tornado.

(cow mooing)

Okay next.

(intense music)

(woman screaming)

(Rachel laughing)

- Oh man, that is not the wind.

I heard maybe some bones being crushed?

- You wish.

- Yeah, I do wish but I mean...

- I love crushing bones, I crush some

bones for breakfast and lunch...

- What about dinner?

What'd you have for dinner?

- Cheese.

- Just some cheese.

(women laughing)

- I'm filled up on bones, so...

- Shut up.

- Okay, it's not just...

- No, it's a clip from Mira.

(woman screaming)

Next.

(wind blowing)

- It is just the wind.

(hands clapping)

Thank you.

- You survived.

- What now?

- I have an idea, do you wanna play one of your games?

- Yes, I have...

- It's good to take turns that's

a lesson on sharing and friendship.

- Okay, so this is a great game to play on a first date

or like when you're trying to get to know somebody.

- Okay.

- So what I like to do is soul mate match

for people and their serial killers.

- Oh.

- Here are my questions, what kind of killer would you be?

Do you like the act of killing

or do you want the body afterwards?

- The act.

- Okay great, what's the point?

Why do you want to kill?

- I think it's mostly for sexual pleasure.

- Sexual pleasure, love that.

Okay great, so do you fancy yourself

lady lover, lady hater?

- Lady lover.

- Lady lover, wonderful.

You know what?

I'm gonna go a little bit crazy with this okay?

- Go crazy.

Go (beep) nuts.

- I'm going crazy right now.

(Bruce screaming)

How do you feel about the time period, like 1890s?

You love?

- That was one of the best decades of my life.

- Okay well I'm glad that it resonates deeply with you

because your serial killer is Carl Panzram.

- Oh, I've met him.

- Oh, Panzram?

- Yes.

- Oh, I love connecting old friends.

- Well thank you so much for that.

- No problem.

- I'm having so much fun I'd like to play another game.

Okay my game is called Horrigins.

(spooky music)

Because as you know, most of our earliest lessons

about friendship come from nursery rhymes

our parents and teachers tell us

but it turns out most of those nursery rhymes

aren't about friendship at all

they're about (beep) up things.

(Rachel laughing)

It's not funny.

- I'm excited.

- It's scary.

- You're right.

- Book please.

Alright, so what's gonna happen is

I'm going to give you a summary of a nursery rhyme

and you're gonna guess what nursery rhyme it is.

- Oh.

- And what it's about.

- I'm gonna be bad at this but I'm excited to do it.

- Bloody Mary burned a group of priest at the stake

for attempting to overthrow her.

That's what this nursery rhyme is about.

- Mary had a little lamb?

- No, Mary didn't have a little lamb

she had three blind mice.

(cheerful music)

- That's what this is about?

- Yes because there were three priest's

that attempted to overthrow her as queen

and they were burned at the stake.

- Yes god.

- They were referred to as blind mice

because of their religious beliefs.

- See how they run, I like it.

- I like it too, you're fun.

Okay, next question, the vikings bragged about

a victory where they slaughtered thousands...

- What?

Okay, I have not even...

(Glamdora humming)

What is that?

- It's London Bridge is Falling Down.

- Oh.

- Because in the early 1000s Olaf the second

of Norwegian destroyed the London Bridge in an attack

and the vikings traveled around

the world making the song wide spread.

- I always make a song after I kill thousands of people.

- Me too.

- I love a good jingle.

- You gotta remember, the moments in this life.

- Yeah, TBT.

- Okay, next, this one is a great one

and I really want you to get it.

- Oh, I doubt I will but I really

don't want to disappoint you.

- You'd think this is about a guy getting mangled

but it's actually about a big cannon.

- You think it's about a guy getting mangled?

- It's just about a silly little object just getting...

- Humpty dumpty?

(intense music)

- Yes.

- Really?

- Yes.

- I did it!

- Well see, during the English Civil War there was

a large cannon nicknamed Humpty.

("The Humpty Dance" by Digital Underground)

Can I show you my parlor?

- So soon?

- Yeah let's take it outside the bedroom

we're about to get nasty, yeah let's get real freaky.

Do you wanna pick any object and hit me with it?

- Really?

- Yeah.

- What am I going to hit you with?

- I don't know.

(object slapping)

- That's really...

Hey guys, thank you so much for joining us.

- Do you wanna sing a song together?