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Okay, so, according to Mufasa, there was a lot of seaweed
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So that's why eleven chickens kept burping __
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Son, sit down.
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Ok.
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You gotta get your facts straight -
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There's only one chicken
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Thanks for the misinformation
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Kid, I ought to smack your face
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You were supposed to graduate
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Now you'll just be the king of American junk people
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Hey, I wanted you to be like Miss James
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Like a crazy Asian, shamed and lonely
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Now that won't happen
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Because you're a spoiled kid
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And you hate jobs
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And I'm like Judge Dredd
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If you believe there was a castle
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About a five foot castle
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And it had two cellars and two Roombas
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That's because I asked for it
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Okay guys, as a professional, it's very important
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for both of you to keep in touch with me
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I won't ask for your spleens
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But I'm gonna ask for your souls
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I'm sweet
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Made out of sugar and hormones, but this guy's made out of ice
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Oh yeah?
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What pretty eyes, what pretty eyes
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Baby my heart beats like a small one-handed
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stripper's leg one minute after winning a lottery
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Ooh, I like that!
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You don't even want twin ducks?
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Baby ducks?
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You sir, are a loser.
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Okay I see —
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And no one can whisk away those little terriers that we like.
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You can has a pinky puff.
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Hey man , I appreciate it, but next time I'm not having my eggs in the shower
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Oh no he didn't
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Don't pretend you didn't give me a divorced
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Air Force Supreme Commander with his sick sister and her Irish kid
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Why are you such an a**hole?
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Please taste like mouthwash...
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How can you not?
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I know, right?
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Sorry, you're just really hot and I think that's why you won't get frozen
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Hey, if you fancy this cow, make it now
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'Cause he wants for you all to frost his lemonhead
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And the lousy stiff hunts and fluffs and stinks like pee
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And now he's mayor of a bank!
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And all the --
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No dude, no, no, look
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I'll squish your little flipper
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I'm a so nice!
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Dammit, who ordered the bacon crusted rolls!
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It's like there's someone over there that's making a crack-filled sandwich
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Oh yeah, and I like their ground meat on spinach
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Ah, it's wonderful, and sometimes I buy their scum brownies
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"Did you bake these?"
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"No, I'm not Reggie!"
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Gotta think about holding the pose and the extra foil
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Red shoes.
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Listen Amy, poor people can suck it!
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Horses? They just want grass to much
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Boring! B-b-b-b-b
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If the big elf ate half his cheese,
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He'll go and throw it up, just like that
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Finish please, psycho fudgy pants
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I know you're not good at expression
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You become a first grader
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I have to go and buy a saddle for my night class
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Where there's a cutie
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I haven't got the chance to show her just how good it is to fight burgers as people
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You can't do that
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Percy, do you have a present?
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Governor Romney tied up a chicken
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Then he gave a whipping to a disabled
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And it's gonna happen to you
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I'm not surprised your gumbo was green
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I mean, you know, just -- just peep him
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I'm feeling like I might poke him just to see what happens
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I gotta spit, I smoked a few, you know?
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Now I'm sailing on 15 days worth of anti-depressants
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And it's like the whole world's a surfer dude
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And they're all chewing pencils
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You know, I mean, boy, I'm toast!
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Let's haunt this misery stump!
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Ooh, there it is!
