中級 742 タグ追加 保存
動画の字幕をクリックしてすぐ単語の意味を調べられます!
単語帳読み込み中…
字幕の修正報告
On that day, humanity received a grim reminder:
*suspense*
That this scene has been parodied so much that no one could take it seriously anymore.
*gasp*
Eren: THE TITANS ARE GONNA EAT US 'CUZ WE'RE CATTLE!
Mikasa: But we have walls.
Hannes: and there's no way they can
break through the front door.

*sounds of excruciating pain*
*sounds of excruciating pain in background*
Probably.
Eren : OH GOD, WE GOTTA SAVE MUM!
Carla : Oh Eren, put your back into it!
Hannes : Have no fear, I'm here to save the day!
Hannes, Thank god!
Alright, I need you to help Eren-
FUCKING RUUUN!!!!
HANNES, WHAT THE FUCK!?
HANNES, MY MUM!
Fuck ya mum!
Mum: Fuck you, Hannes!
NOOOOOOOoooooOOOOoooooo
Oh God, this is not what I thought when I clicked this link!
*humming Guren no Yumiya*
JAEGER!
*clap* Nailed it!
Eren, how are you feeling?
FROM THIS DAY, I SWEAR I'M GONNA
KILL EVERY LAST TITAN!!!

BUT NOT BEFORE I DANCE ON THEIR GRAVES!
WHEN I'M SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD OF ALL THE TITANS I'VE MASSACRED, THEY WILL KNOW THE NAME!
EVERY LAST DAMN ONE I'M GONNA FUCKIN- *constant rambling*
Mikasa : Is he still going?
Armin : Yep. :I
EVERY TITAN WILL DIE AT MY HAND!
JESUS EREN IT'S BEEN TWO FUCKING YEARS
SHUT THE FUCK UP!

So, do you like titans?
Oh my god.
NO, FUCK THEM ALL, I'LL NEVER SUBMIT!
Welcome to Military school, all of this training will probably be useless
Because 90% of you will die anyway.
SIDE CHARACTERS, INTRODUCE YOURSELVES.
Sasha : I'm an internet meme!
Annie : I have a great ass when it's titanic.
I'M GOING TO BE FORGOTTEN!
I'M GOING TO BE ALIVE!
*silence*
*distant shout* TOO SOON!
Jean : Well I'm going to be
an actual interesting character

Shut up Jean or Jeaaan
come back when you're a main character.
*sad violin*
Hey hold on a second, I have screentime!
Don't listen to him, you're my main character
Shut up Marco, come back when
you're not a disposable character.

*sad violin*
*sad violin* TOO SOON!
CONGRATULATIONS ON GRADUATING, YOU ARE NOW
OFFICIALLY CERTIFIED CANNON FODDER!
I now have all the weapons I need to kill the titans.
Actually, last time I checked,
edge isn't actually a weapon.

*internal thoughts* Don't listen to her,
those stupid titans don't stand a

chance against me.
*thunderbolt*
Why don't you say that against my face you lil' bitch
THE TITANS HAVE INVADED!
Looks like we get to fight titans!
I AM SLIGHTLY FRETFUL OF THE THOUGHT OF FIGHTING TITANS!
I STRONGLY DISAGREE WITH
YOUR SENTIMENT THERE!

WHY ARE WE ALL SHOUTING!?
I DUNNO, ISN'T THIS HOW WE'RE SUPPOSED TO
COMMUNICATE IN THIS SHOW?
WHAAAAAAAAT?
*epic music over the shouting*
WHAAAAAAAAT?
GUYS I JUST PISSED MYSELF!
GRRRRRRRR!
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!
GRRRRRAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
POTATOOOOOOOOOOOOEEEEEEE!
*series of deaths*
WHAT THE FUCK? EVERYONE IS DEAD!
Except for me, 'cuz I'm the main-
Yeah, your boyfriend/brother is dead.
Hey, he's not my boyfriend...
...yet.
Gross.
Do you even know why he means so much to me?
Here Mikasa, have this dumb scarf!
OH MY GOD I CAN'T BELIEVE HE GAVE ME A SCARF
IT SMELLS SO GOOD MAYBE IF I WEAR IT ENOUGH
HE'LL START TO NOTICE ME AND THEN WE'LL START DATING
AND THEN GET MARRIED AND GET A BUNCH OF KIDS
AND THEN KYAAAAAAAHHHHHH
Do you like it?
Eh, it's alright.
THAT'S RIGHT, WHAT'S
THE POINT OF LIVING ANYMORE?

Guys, did you see that titan,
what do you think it could possibly be?

Eren, Eren, Eren, Probably Eren
Seriously who else is it gonna it be?
Oh come on! That's way too obvi-
oh look it's actually eren
oh wow, oh my god i knew this- see that? *constant rambling
god that's such a surprise(!)
Fuck you all.
YOU HAVE EXACTLY 5 MINUTES TO EXPLAIN YOURSELF
BEFORE WE BLOW YOUR BRAINS OUT!
Armin, everyone thinks I'm now a threat to humanity
It's up to you to convince them.
I trust you'll know how to.

*clears throat*
*large inhale*
DON'T SHOOT DICKHEAD!!1
*they shoot*
Pixis : Maybe instead of killing our only hope, we should
use him to plug up the wall!
That's a great plan sir,
you should probably tell everyone

RIGHT SO LISTEN UP!
We are going to take back the wall
from the Titans
So, hear this plan
What we're going to do is
*inaudible*
He does realize he's like, 200ft up now, right?
WE'LL TAKE THEIR LIVES, AND TURN IT UPSIDE DOWN,
PRINCE OF BEL-AIR STYLE!
Nope, he has absolutely no idea.
BUT THAT IS THE PLAN,
DOES ANYONE HAVE ANY QUESTIONS?

*extremely far away* whaaaat?
Alright, did you catch all that?
Get Eren so triggered by his titan self that he punches
himself in the face.
YeeeEEES!
Hey Eren!
Guess what?
YOU'RE A TITAN!
*mocking laughter*
Do it, do it again!
Ah wait we should probably get him to carry the boulder.
Outta the way guys, this thing is quite heavy.
~Unravel playing~
Excuse me, I'm walkin' here.
*scoff* Where am I?
Wait a minute, you're the-
Erwin : Survey Corps.
Levi : Scouting Regiment.
Scouting Legion.
Recon Corps.
Whatever.
Yes, and I'm Captain Levi.
*fangirls scream*
Uhh, what was that?
Ignore that.
So Eren, remember this key which opens your basement?
That's gonna be a HUUUGE plot point now?
Would you mind telling us what's in it?
Yeah, I remember. My dad told me before..
Hey dad, what's in our basement?
Ah, sure thing son, it's called:
Go read the fucking manga.
God damn it.
Every bloody time.
Alright, in the trial of whether or whether not
we should execute Eren Jeager,

will both side please state their cases?
Kill him.
Don't fuckin' kill him, please.
Compelling arguements!
How does the wall religion view this?
As a follower of the wall, it is our belief that
any foreign object will pose a great threat to us,
As foretold long ago by our founder and Supreme Prophet,
Lord Trump.
Does the defendant have anything to say?
Okay, Eren you can get through this the best way you know how:
DOES SHOUTING REALLY LOUD SOLVE MY PROBLEMS?
*grunt* yeah
stop
urghuh, again.
oof, ahh
stoooop.
aww baby yeah
GRRR STOP!
guh, ahahuh!
as
STOP.
*tattletale* Captain, Eren's enjoying it!
Eren, stop enjoying it.
aghfff
more!
yeh
Stop.
Eeerrrren!
AUGH
Is this really how the Fuijoshis saw this scene?
Look, enough of this. I propose that from now on that
Eren will be supervised by me privately at all times.
Eren : OH GOD YES!!!
God damn it.
SUSTAINED! Under the notion that all fans now think
you have this weird dominatrix
thing going on with each other.

Now that that's over, allow me to introduce my crew.
Dead 1
Dead 2
Dead 3
and Petra
Petra : I'm the only one who everyone cares about
because I'm a cute girl.
What about her?
Hange : TITANS MAKE ME HORNY
*silence*
Did I just hear that correctly?
Yes.
No.
Enough of this! Survey Corps, head out.
But first, we CLEAN!
Oh god, seeing you clean makes me so wet.
Levi: What?
Eren: Whut?
*Indiana Jones theme*
Eren : Wait how long are we gonna be riding on these horses?
Oh, about 5 episodes or so.
WHAT?
How have we gone from years passing in a single
episode to spending half an arc on a fuckin' horse?!?
What is this arc even about?
That titan's got a nice ass.
FUACK!
Aw, what the fuck is that?
Don't worry Eren, it's all part of Erwin's failsafe plan.
Erwin : It's all part of Erwin's failsafe plan.
Mission Success!
*powerful scream*
*another thunderbolt*
Mission Failed!
Levi Squad, get her!
*A-Team theme*
*cut*
*bash*
*kick*
oh no, levi squad...
they're dead...
*scream of anguish*
*stomp*
PETRA! NOOOOOOO!
*crunch*
*distant shout* NICE PUNCH JACKASS!
Oh my god...
EREN CAN YOU STOP GETTING EATEN ALREADY?
Jesus Christ, do I have to do everything myself?
*action music and fangirls screaming*
Well, I dunno about you but I'd call this mission a complete bust.
Erwin : JUST ANOTHER DAY FOR THE SURVEY CORPS!
*Seinfield theme plays*
*Seinfield theme plays*
ehehehe

MY ENTIRE TEAM IS DEAD!
I know we're all feeling a lil' bit down but we figured out
Annie is the female titan even though
it's blindly obvious to everyone watching,

Even for blind people.
And I have an absolutely foolproof plan to lure her into a trap
What's the plan?
Annie, come with us, please, please, pleeeaaasee?
no.
It didn't work!
Erwin: *far away* God f*ckin' damn it!
*EXPLOSION*
Eren, now would be a great time to get angry.
That's my secret cap. I'm always angry.
*crunch*
AAAAAAAHHHHH! GOD IT HURTS SO MUCH!
Was something supposed to happen?
I DON'T KNOW, IT JUST SOUNDED REALLY COOL IN MY HEAD.
Lemme give it another shot.
*deeper crunch*
*weep* IT HURTS EVEN MORE THIS TI-HIH-HIIIME!
E-e-reen, turn into a titan.
I'm trying okay!?
You're not trying hard enough!
WHAD'YOU WANT ME TO DO?
OH GOD EREN JUST SHUT UP
AND GET IN THE GOD DAMN TITAN

*Armoured Titan Theme*
Armin : Is it just me or does this look like very forceful titan sex?
Jean: God, don't make it weird, Armin!
Alright Annie, I have you just where I want you!
OH WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS BULLSH*T?
HAX, THAT'S FUCKING HAX!
Well Erwin, in a few days you've cost hundreds of lives,
years worth of collateral damage,
and all you can show for is a prisoner
we can't even touch now?

D'you have any to saaay?
Erwin : JUST ANOTHER DAY FOR DE SURVEY COORPS!!!
*Seinfield theme and everyone laughing*
*Seinfield theme*
Young Eren : Why did you let my mum die you bastard?
Hannes : I'm sorry, okay...
I only know my secret technique of running away!
DID YOU JUST MAKE A JOJO'S REFERENCE?
Eren what are you talkin' about, your mum just died!
This is no time for a JoJo's reference!
THERE'S ALWAYS TIME FOR A JOJO'S REFERENCE!
Alright, okay, I was making a JoJo's reference!
*both weeping*
*both weeping* OH NOOOHHH!
*weeping* OHHH MY GOOOODDD
*loud weeping*
Young Mikasa : WTF is going on?
コツ:単語をクリックしてすぐ意味を調べられます!

読み込み中…

Attack on Titan IN 9 MINUTES

742 タグ追加 保存
Leo Li 2018 年 12 月 21 日 に公開
お勧め動画
  1. 1. クリック一つで単語を検索

    右側のスプリクトの単語をクリックするだけで即座に意味が検索できます。

  2. 2. リピート機能

    クリックするだけで同じフレーズを何回もリピート可能!

  3. 3. ショートカット

    キーボードショートカットを使うことによって勉強の効率を上げることが出来ます。

  4. 4. 字幕の表示/非表示

    日・英のボタンをクリックすることで自由に字幕のオンオフを切り替えられます。

  5. 5. 動画をブログ等でシェア

    コードを貼り付けてVoiceTubeの動画再生プレーヤーをブログ等でシェアすることが出来ます!

  6. 6. 全画面再生

    左側の矢印をクリックすることで全画面で再生できるようになります。

  1. クイズ付き動画

    リスニングクイズに挑戦!

  1. クリックしてメモを表示

  1. UrbanDictionary 俚語字典整合查詢。一般字典查詢不到你滿意的解譯,不妨使用「俚語字典」,或許會讓你有滿意的答案喔