字幕表 動画を再生する 英語字幕をプリント "Everything's set for tonight, Mr. Trump." "I wonder what Trump's game is this time." "Trumps got a new game!" "Hey, Trump's got a new deal." "What's your game, Donald?" "Trump has a new game." "What is it?" It's this. This is his new game. "My new game is Trump: The Game." "TRUMP: The Game." "Where you deal for everything you've ever -" [ gunshot ] Whoa! Did I lose? I'm coming to save you, Dogald Trump! Just hold on, man. I just gotta figure out how to work these stairs. I'm almost - I'm almost down the first flight of stairs. [ gunshot ] Oh boy. "What is your favorite when it comes down to Donald Trump? Why do you support him?" "'Cause he's gonna kick the Mexicans outta - outta - out of America." [ laughing ] Dongle Trump! Is this a Mexican family in a cage over here? "I'm ready to see Donald Trump. I love him." "I gotta make this clear to everybody." "He's not racist. My parents are Mexican. My dad's an illegal." "And it's not about race here." Oh no! Crap! I'm sorry, Dongle! No no no! OK, he's - Oh, he just got killed by a giant taco. "There's never been anything like this, so go and register." "Make sure you get out and vote November 28." "If you vote -" Break the wall? Is this game stupid? The wall is a completely impenetrable defense. The only way around it is to the right. Or the left. Or you can also jump over. Or you can walk right through. [ funky music ] Hey! Take your best shot! See what happens! See what - [ gunshot ] That's right. Nothin' happens. "No, I do not support Trump." "Why not?" "Because he is just a loser that is gay and has no life." "Why do you think that?" "Because, do you see his haircut?" Dongle, is this that new water park you were tellin' me about? This looks very interesting. [ Donald Trump, voiceover ] "Trump Steaks are the world's greatest steaks." "And The Sharper Image is the only store where you can buy them." [ completely out of sync ] "Trump Steaks are, by far, the best tasting, most flavorful beef you've ever had." "Truly in a league of their own." "Trump Steaks are five star gourmet, and believe me, I understand steaks, it's my favorite food." "And these are the best." They didn't like the steaks, Donald! [ imitating vehicle ] I'm gonna drive us out of here. Vroom... [ gunshot ] Uh oh. Don't worry, Dongald. I got you covered from every angle this time. [ gunshot ] There's no way in the - In the world, that you could die now. [ Trump voiceover ] "You're fired." "On Monday, Donald Trump announced that he's officially running for President." [ awkward laughter ] "So, Jenny... could he actually win?" "No freaking way!" [ audience applauding ] "Oh my god. "Do you think New York state should recognize gay marriage?" "No." "No?" "OK." [ audience booing ] "And I want the Iranians to know, that if I'm the President, we will attack Iran." "And I want them to understand that." "Because - " "Mexico is..." "Such an important, uh, problem on our doorstep." "I voted, uh, numerous times when I was a Senator, to spend money to build a, uh, a barrier to try to prevent, um, illegal immigrants from coming in." "Well, I actually agree with that." "I agree with everything she said." [ Curb Your Enthusiasm theme playing ] "I began -"