I noticed that a lot of celebrities

are coming out with children's books.

And they've been sharing them with me in my new segment,

"Celebrity Bedtime Stories."

And Wanda Sykes shared this with us.

Tell Me, Mommy, by Wanda Sykes.

Tell me, Mommy, tell me why, why does a bird have wings?

So it can fly from tree to tree.

That's why a bird has wings.

Tell me, mommy, tell me why, why does the rooster crow?

The rising of the morning sun, that's why the rooster crows.

Tell me, Mommy, tell me why, why does Mommy drink tequila?

Reading the same damn book every damn night, over, and over, and over again.

That's why mommy drinks tequila.

The end.

Beautiful. That's beautiful.