Name: 日本で英語を教えたいと思っていますか？ (So you want to teach english in japan)
Uploaded: 2021-01-14T04:41:53.000Z
Duration: 9 min 16 s
Description: VoiceTubeの動画で発音を聞きながら英語表現を覚えよう！学べる英語：

I want to be an English teacher in Japan.

Tell me why you'd like to be a teacher in Japan.

Are you saying that you would like to visit Japan?

So why do you want to specifically teach English in Japan?

I can say I lived in Japan on my Facebook page.

Do you have any experience teaching? -No.

Do you know how to make a lesson plan? -No.

Do you know how to create effective classroom handouts?

Have you ever stood in front of a group of people, and talked for an hour?

Have you ever stood in front of a group of people, and talked for an hour? - No.

At the very least, you will require a diploma from a university to obtain a visa.

I am studying philosophy, with a minor in film.

I want to expand my horizons. I want to go on an adventure.

No. I want to teach English in Japan. I want to live there!

I will drink green tea, and visit hot springs.

You plan to live in Tokyo as an English teacher?

I will wonder the city, and explore its many wonders.

I am sorry to tell you, but 95% of foreign English teachers in Japan, don't teach in Tokyo.

You will most likely be placed in a town in bum-fuck nowhere.

Your closest super market, 30 minutes away.

Your closest super market, 30 minutes away. - I don't care.

You will have no neighbors who speak English.

No, but I have watched many different Anime.

I think I have the gist of how to speak Japanese.

Watching anime exclusively, in no way qualifies you to speak Japanese on anything more than an obnoxious level.

Because we are friends. - Are you familiar with...

the "uchi" and "soto" aspects of Japanese culture?

You will never be fully accepted as a Japanese person.

Your so-called friends will keep you at arm's length.

You will be invited to dinners, admired for your quirky foreigner nature,

your novelty having worn off you will not be invited again.

You will spend the winter cold and alone.

I will find a hot Japanese girl. - Do you have a girlfriend now? - No.

Are you considered overweight and fairly unattractive in your home country?

- Yes. - Then there is no reason to expect that to change in Japan.

How will you communicate with a Japanese female?

She will probably speak English anyway. - So you won't bother to learn her language...

So you won't bother to learn her language...

and place the entire burden of communication upon her.

Are you aware that the vast majority of Japanese women have no interest in foreigners as lovers?

The few English-speaking women you do find, will be just as desperate and

Your relationship will be a disaster, full of miscommunication and empty emotions.

Are you aware that Japan has the lowest incidence of monthly sex between partners?

Sex should not be the sole basis for a healthy relationship, anyway.

I can speak English fluently. - Speaking English, and teaching English...

Speaking English, and teaching English are very different.

I will change their lives with English. -If you teach at a public school...

your class size will be around forty students.

Half the students don't even want to be there.

The other half will either be too shy to speak,

or have ability so low that they cannot. - No.