Teacher catch you sleeping, they'll write you up and show up at your house...

*knocks on door*

Yeah, uh we think your son is smoking that wacko tobacco cuz he's always sleepy

He might even be on crack too.

Anyway, can you have him pee in this cup?

I get to public school...

They're over here roasting s'mores

There's one girl used to her pajamas - escuela

At the bus house some Spanish class on y'all because I'm bilinguals in a mug

But yeah once I got the public school

I was already conditioned from private school to never sleep in class

So I get in that

situation and I know y'all have all been there that sleep get up in you and your eyes start getting heavy and you try to

fight it like

Then you get that free fall and you snap back out of it and you look like an idiot

and the worst part about all that didn't you snap out of it and every student is staring at you like

He looks a little bit don't know how embarrassing that is. Imagine people

Having footage of you flopping around like The Exorcist on their phones some classes

I would go into and as soon as you just started talking, it feels like I'm being hypnotized

Because I feel like a lot of us we're raised on video games

So if junk ain't blowing up or transforming every 16 seconds

We gonna start losing interest

Don't let the teacher put on a movie they turn off the lights and they always play something like sleeping beauty or Sleepless in Seattle

I'm gonna get a big fat F. If you quiz me on anything that you bout to show us. I'm just super sand

So one day I just said screw it i'ma commit so I put my head down and go to sleep

I woke up as a pool of drool

everywhere

Man, he looks so stupid. You know, it's talking to my cousin the other day

He just started kindergarten this week

And he reminded me of something and I was like enjoying that time because they gonna take that junk away next year

Naptime, what is that? We don't have naptime

we have a game that we play teacher calls it still and

Quiet and it's a game and we all sit down and we don't move and we see who could be quiet the longest

They don't cuted

naptime

Rip nap time because here's the thing and I'm sure this happens to some of you guys all day. I'm sleepy and all night

I'm wide awake

Cuz not for nothing. I had a lot of fun at school

and I was not trying to fail my senior year and thank

God something my brain was like maybe you should drink some Mountain Dew because it's a hundred percent caffeine hashtag

Not an ADD, hashtag not sponsored video

But I tried it out once and it worked like I stayed awake through the entire class

Best believe I look like I was sponsored by a mountain Dew survey

You guys are having a hard time staying awake in class. Try some Mountain Dew hashtag

they not paying me for this, but they should be

Just super Sam