every year a new piece of technology comes along

and casts it spell upon the mass.

So what about 2013

what's this year's it product?

and how the hell do you get one.

Today's topic is...Google Glass

or as I like to call it

the stupidest Instagram pic you'll take this year.

so what does Google Glass do anyway

you can check the weather, take pictures

record video, get directions, and

look stuff up on the web. Literally by just blinking.

Google's official motto is "Don't be Evil"

but if you've ever gotten cocktails with Sergey Brin

you'll know that they're real goals is world domination

so how do you get your mitts on these bad boys

if your name isn't Geordi La Forge

Well, in March of 2013

Google launched a competition for would be beta testers

asking folks to post on Twitter how they would use Glass

entries range from the simple

record a video

I'm recording...look at a mess

to the groundbreaking

like this Doctor who wants to create training videos

from a Surgeons point of view

What did you get for winning?

obviously the opportunity to get a pair of Google Glass

for $1500 dollars

In my day $1500 dollars could buy you a limited edition

Star Trek lunch pale Sulu Edition

almost

so the lucky

and wealthy winners got their coveted Glass

and set off into the world to see as Google puts it

how Glass feels

What's 23 times forty-two?

How many dollars to the pound?

Will I need an umbrella tomorrow?

Pictures of puppies in pajamas

Holy Cow! Oh my God that was a life changing event just now

something just happened in my eye

Well hello

tech reporter Lamarr Wilson, how are you? I'm great George, how are you?

just great good to see. I hear you've had Google

Glass for a while now. What do you think of them?

You know despite what people say or think about them I think they're really cool

even so I like fashion designer Diane von Furstenberg she debuted these in

New York Fashion Week

and all of her models had them on and she really set the trend and made these hot

so George these are going to be hot for any season

How do they feel, George?

just said take a picture

you just recorded video over the up

Oh there's a picture

Okay so if you take your finger like this

and move - swipe it forward

says a settings

59 percent battery. no network connection

this is kinda fun though you know some Google Glass wearers with that recording

capability

have already made their way into the sensitive locations like

hospitals, schools, and even strip clubs...Oh My.

last thing Lamarr are there any competitors?

Well absolutely there's Glass Up, Smart Glasses

Epiphany eyewear, the list goes on and on

each one with a better name and weirder look than the last one

so here's my take: the future is coming

whether we like it or not I cant stop it, I can only adapt

from now on whenever I have to embarrass myself in public

I'll simply where this

and that my friends is Takei's Take

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