DEADPOOL: You all know the drill!

Intercept the convoy.

And watch out for Cable!

Hit it!

There's this kid, he's in trouble...

Move or die.

DEADPOOL: Pump the hate brakes, Thanos.

I ain't lettin' Cable get to him,

but I can't do this alone.

We need backup.

We're gonna form a super-duper fucking group.

It's time to get back on LinkedIn.

Meet Bedlam.

My name's Shatterstar.

Domino.

-I'm lucky. -(COCKS GUN AND FIRES)

DEADPOOL: Luck isn't a superpower.

And certainly not very cinematic.

-Yes, it is. -DEADPOOL: Let's meet

in the middle and say "No, it isn't."

Fuck it. It's showtime.

Whoo!

CABLE: You're no fucking hero.

You're just a clown,

dressed up as a sex toy.

So dark.

You sure you're not from the DC Universe?

DEADPOOL: Bring it on, One-Eyed Willie.

Your bullets, they're really fast!

Last but not least...

Peter.

DEADPOOL: Any power you wanna tell us about?

I don't... I don't have one.

Um, I just saw the ad.

DEADPOOL: You're in.