(Crowing)

what the hell is that?

(keeps crowing)

what the hell is that? is that you?

urghhh

you are really not a morning person

just back off!

get up! get up! get up!

what is that noise?

you!

it's the chick... she's going through some changes

what kind of changes?

well.. the vet seems to think that she's.. becoming a rooster

we're getting a second opinion

hey

hey what are you doing shopping at 8 in the morning?

well I've been up since 6 thanks to somebody's dumbass rooster

you guys you really should get rid of those animals

they shouldn't be living in an apartment

yeah especially not with all these knives and cookbooks around

alright I'm gonna go to the fertility doctor

and.. see if I'm ready to have Frank and Alice's embryo transferred into my uterus

Now, how will they know if you're ready?

oh they're just gonna look and see if my endometrial layer is thick.

oh I can uh check that for you

okay everyone, think thick

good bye good luck

hey

hey wish me luck

oh, good luck

good luck! and I'm still right - ugh! so not true

what?

she's mad because I know today's her laundry day

and that means she's wearing her old lady underpants

(laughs)

I can check that for ya'

I just can't believe that you think that you and Chandler know me and Rachel better than we know you.

well, w-we do

you can only eat tic tacs in even numbers

yeah what's that about?!

and you, Ross, I believe if you'll check Rachel's

bag you'll find a half eaten box of cookies in there

You're good!

These are not!

so not impressed! everybody snacks when they shop

oh yeah?

Ross! how many items left in that bag?

Five.

Okay, Ten bucks says that we can name every item in that bag.

How many guesses do you get?

Six

Challenge extended

Deal!

challenge accepted

all right, we'll start with...

apples

we'll be starting with apples

stop that now

yes

okay, uh, tortilla chips, yogurt..

diet soda...

yes, yes... yes.

orange juice

no! there's no orange juice in there! we win!

they have another guess.

okay, well, we won that one..

okay, the last thing is...

ohh, ohh! ohh! ohh, ohh!

(whispering)

no, no, not for like another two weeks

(laughs)

I got it!

scotch...

tape.

how did you know she would buy scotch tape?

well, we used up theirs last night making scary faces

oh, man!

all right, ten bucks.

fork it over.

cough it up.

pay the piper.

give me it.

that does not mean you know us better I want a rematch

yeah, and none of these stupid grocery questions real personal questions

yeah, and the winner gets a hundred bucks!

serious?

are you scared?

(fearfully) no...

okay, who makes up the questions?

Ross'll do it

Oh, sure, Ross'll do it.

It's not like he has a job or a child or a life of his own.

well, fine, we'll ask phoebe

No, no, no, no I wanna play