and I could really use some advice.

I'm clinically intrigued by the society of mole people.

I'm -- [Chuckles]

I'm clinically intrigued

by the society of, like, mole people

living under the city.

Have you heard of the mole people?

Sal: My P.O. says I can't lay on the grate

to communicate with them anymore.

But my P.O. says

I can't lay on the sewer grates

and communicate with them anymore,

so I'm getting a lot of --

I know this makes me sound crazy. I swear I'm not.

But I think one of them's really taken a shine to me.

But I think one of them's really taken a shine to me.

Do I take the risk?

I don't know if my P.O.'s watching me right now, or..

For talking to mole people?

Yeah, yeah.

What?

What?

All right, cool. Thanks, buddy, thank you.

Murr: That was unexpected.

[ Laughter ]

It's all about the body language in the park, you know that.

I have to look like I have a dilemma.

Oh, I got something I'm dealing with.

Q: You look like a Southern belle with the vapors.

Thank God you're here.

Let me bend your ear for a minute.

I gotta bend your ear for a minute.

I got a situation

I need your help with.

Hang up with them.

Sal: He just calls her right over!

I promised myself I was gonna solve this problem by 1:30.

I'm dealing

with a dilemma.

I need you to --

I need an objective opinion.

I bought an old-timey train ticket to New Hope.

I just bought

an old-timey train ticket

to New Hope, Pennsylvania.

But my racist friend Chen Chili got one, too...

But my racist friend

Chen Chili bought one, too.

And now, my probably-black friend is coming, as well.

And my probably-black friend

is gonna come.

[ Laughter ]

So, my friend's probably black,

but Chen Chili's definitely racist.

So, what do I do?

Don't sit in the same car.

So, segregate them

is what you're saying.

If I wanna see Chen Chili --

so I do a kind of "Mrs. Doubtfire" scenario.

Yeah.

[ Laughter ]

Well, thank you. You solved my dilemma. Appreciate it.

Murr: Well done, Joe.

That was easy.