They won't actually make you big and strong.

But we've been literally saying they'll make your bones stronger for years and no one's questioned it.

Yes in its runny liquid form this liquid Cow teat spray pairs perfectly with

everything from your high fructose flakes of corn to your sugary disks of fat, or just by itself.

Mmm

So fresh you can still taste the animal milk sack that we squeeze this out of . Yes.

This nutrient-Rich ooze was meant for another mammal.

But will tell you it's good for you by showing you that one athlete you like so much

and put on glue that looks like milk on her upper lip. Right, athlete? Do you have this product?

oh, what a slogan, and all those sugary treats wouldn't taste good without my solidified utter fat.

That's right.

Most baked items fried items are generally cooked items use slabs of the

fattiest part of the cow goo or sometimes you spread it on top of the baked things once they're done. Either way,

we make sure that you're always eating it or you can have our aged cow titty goop

depending on how long we let it get moldy changes

what kind of fancy block of solid pus it becomes.

And, if we can't sell enough of it will sneak the excess into your food without you knowing it.

In fact, we made it possible for us to sneak it into a ton of food with some fancy politics.

How do you think pizza companies made their crust taste better? It's all thanks to us

That's right even if you don't think you're buying my goo. You're buying my goo.

But you're probably willingly buying my animal squishy glom because we crammed our utter goo agenda into your food

pyramid or plate or whatever nonsense picture you subscribe to to tell you how to eat healthy ?

So you now think that you need this in your diet.

Once we've brainwashed you to add my gloopy animal squirts into your diet.

We've got you for good because these solidified, cow nipple drops are physically addictive

That's right. When we mold our cow breast milk into these solid blocks of melty mush, it creates

casomorphins which is an opiate more addictive than morphine

which is good for us because if you really knew how we treat the cows, whose utter drops we steal you wouldn't buy it.

It's horrifying and unhygenic and full of hormones and drugs and literal pus and animal abuse

or maybe you do know all this, but you're too addicted to my solidified blocks of fresh-squeezed mammal to care.

If it makes you feel better to pretend that the milk tastes better when the cows are happier

we'll show you a bunch of cows in a field, but that's unrelated to our actual process. So drink and eat my creamy goo.

That's shot out of a larger animal stomach because look it melts which is somehow an appealing thing for eating.

That's right. Numb it up. I'm Roger by the way.

But you can call me the Milkman.

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