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  • - I wonder if as a porn star,

  • it's more fun to be a character

  • than just like, regular old lady getting (bleep).

  • Like, if it's better to be Princess Leia getting (bleep).

  • - I dunno.

  • (orchestral music)

  • - I am a huge Star Wars fan.

  • I only had like, three VHS' growing up as a kid,

  • and it was A New Hope,

  • Empire Strikes Back, and Return of the Jedi.

  • - My favorite movie scene of all time

  • is when Han Solo gets frozen.

  • - I'm a Star Wars fan.

  • - I certainly don't know the names of any ships,

  • other than the Millennium Falcon and the X-Wing.

  • - I consider myself a family-oriented fan,

  • because my brother and my dad

  • made me watch it like, every year.

  • - I see we're already on Incognito Mode.

  • - Stella Cox Force Awakens,

  • Triple X Parody, (disgusted noise)

  • Star Wars Porn Anal.

  • - Classic interrogation scene from Episode Seven.

  • - Mind controls the Stormtrooper to drop his gun,

  • who is played by Daniel Craig.

  • - Correct lines. - You will put down

  • your weapon, and remove my restraints.

  • - She's been unrestrained,

  • and now she's just withdrawn a breast.

  • - Ohh! - Ooh!

  • - You will touch my breast.

  • She's making him do things. - With mind control!

  • - Oh, he's taking off his helmet.

  • - He's a Stormtrooper.

  • - Daniel Craig kinda look-alike.

  • - Yeah, a little bit.

  • - Wow, that is a very big penis.

  • - Yes. - Woo!

  • - I think we've lost the fact that she was just a prisoner.

  • Like, she needs to get outta there.

  • - It's not fun. - No, I think that's it.

  • - It took out the fun of Star Wars.

  • - That's why people go back to Star Wars, is the story.

  • - Oh, and the whizz-bang effects.

  • - They've replaced both those things

  • with the Stormtrooper's penis.

  • - It was not as subtle and plot-driven as I'd expected.

  • - Star Wars Parody

  • With Red Monster Freak Babe Gettin' (bleep).

  • - A red Twi'lek.

  • - I'm intrigued, 'cause there seems to be two men.

  • Oh, maybe this'll be, like, some gay Star Wars porn.

  • - Oh my God, a dope-ass lightsaber battle, though!

  • - But I'm invested in this story,

  • and like, how do they go

  • from this fight to (bleep) each other?

  • - Now she just literally murdered Anakin.

  • - Ohh! - Ohh!

  • - He used the force to take off her bra.

  • - Oh, his sleeve just got torn off.

  • - Oh, she's ripping off his clothes with the force!

  • - [Man] That's pretty neat.

  • - This force, man,

  • it really gets you what you need.

  • - Ooh! - Ohh!

  • Has the stiletto on the guy's chest,

  • and then, bow,

  • ol' girl just drops on his face.

  • - And she has just killed his friend.

  • - They've really come together.

  • Maybe they will at the end, too.

  • (both laugh)

  • - They started with a two-and-a-half minute fight,

  • with no sex at all,

  • and it was just like, really cool to watch.

  • - You felt a little bit more in the world of Star Wars.

  • - They seemed less interested in the sex, to be honest.

  • - Porn Wars, Star Wars Amateur Porn.

  • (bleep) by Darth Vader.

  • - Oh boy!

  • - So this is a classic.

  • - So, we have the traditional scroll.

  • Oh, is this a German version?

  • - Ohh!

  • - This looks like... - Oh, my good--

  • - Oh, this is a green screen. - Okay, green screen.

  • - Darth Vader's not wearing any gloves,

  • and that's Princess Leia, who remember,

  • is Darth Vader's daughter.

  • - This one, out of all of them,

  • has the worst production value.

  • Like, Princess Leia, you did that hair yourself, girl!

  • (gleeful screaming and laughing)

  • - And his (bleep) comes out!

  • (girl laughing)

  • No one wears underwear here!

  • What is going on? - Oh my God.

  • - I like he has a flap for his (bleep), too.

  • (girl laughs)

  • There's like a Darth Vader flap.

  • - Force blowjob.

  • He looks like he's deejaying a concert,

  • 'cause he's just going like this.

  • - And then it's like (imitates Darth Vader moaning).

  • - And now she's on all hands and knees,

  • staring into the camera, with her butt in the air.

  • - He's got the lightsaber.

  • - Oh my God, is he gonna spank her with that?

  • - Please spank her with that.

  • Oh, that sounds gross.

  • - He's not gonna put his lightsaber up her butt, is he?

  • (girl screams)

  • - No!

  • I can't watch this!

  • I won't watch this.

  • - Ohh! (laughs)

  • - He's killing her.

  • She's dead.

  • He just put his lightsaber in her rectum,

  • and she's dead.

  • - Too much! - Her butthole would fall off!

  • That's like, you know how like, hot lightsabers are?

  • They like, cut through arms!

  • Like, you can't just put it in a butthole, and it's fine!

  • - Also, it's very strange,

  • 'cause it's very long, so he's just like...

  • - He's very far away.

  • (laughs)

  • - This is quite weird.

  • (groovy music)

  • I think that made me a little sad,

  • was that none of them were real fans of Star Wars.

  • - Nobody looked like they were really having a good time.

  • Actually, the red lady seemed like she was having fun.

  • - Red lady took control of the situation,

  • and really made the best of it.

  • - I don't feel good.

  • - I was just disappointed that no one like,

  • painted their penises like lightsabers.

  • I thought that was gonna be a thing.

  • I mean, if my wife was like,

  • "Hey, put that Stormtrooper suit on,"

  • I'm like, "Let's do the damn thing."

  • - Oh, there's a Kill Bill porn?

  • That looks great.

  • (lively techno music)

- I wonder if as a porn star,

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