DAH! *Powering rage*

(#ﾟДﾟ)＜ﾀﾞ!!!!!

*Release the kraken*

ｱ゛%&ｱ゛!!#ｱ゛ｱ゛@!ｱ゛ｱ゛$△!!ｱ゛!!!

ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! *Armagedden roar.* (R.i.p ear-drums.)

お前ら…

*Cringy intro*You think *pant* you think *pant* I'm not gonna beat this game

この俺が…

You think-?

クリアできないとでも思ったのか！？

*Panting*

(#ﾟДﾟ)＜ﾊﾞｧｧーー

You think- *Single pant*

楽勝！！

I'M NOT GONNA BEAT THIS GAAAME?!

このゲームは…

*Inhales souls of innocent*

簡単なんだよｫｵ！

BWEEH~

ああ ここか～！

Eeeee Z!

ここかぁ～！！

This game is f****** easy(true tho,very true)

ここだよォ みんな 覚えてるかァ？

This game... IS FFKN easy!

覚えてるかなァ？？

Oh this part. Oh this part. Oh It'S tHiS pArT eVeRyBoDy!

アレに引っ掛けるんだ

Oh this part. Oh this part. *Changes to retarded voice* Oh It'S tHiS pArT eVeRyBoDy-

ﾊｯﾁｬｰ

remember? remember this one?? you gotta go on the lamp

ﾊｯﾁｬｰ

-remember? Remember this one?? You gotta go on the lamp-

あ…これでも行けるぞ

Hu-cha!

これで良いんだな…

Hu-cha!

もう我慢ならん

uh- Or you can do that.

だが絶対にクリアしてやる

For some reason that works.

何が何でもな！

I have vERY LITTLe patien. LEFT

“でもFelix、お前まだゲームの 半分も越せてないよ～？”

but I'M GoInG tO bEaT tHiS gAeM

(#ﾟДﾟ)＜ﾀﾞﾏﾚ!!!

IF IT's THE LAST THING I'LL DOo

見たか！

"But Felix, you are just at the beginning of this game it gets much" sHUT THE FFUu

今の 見たか！

Do you see this? do you see that? not anyone can do that my friend!

こんなに優れたやつは そういないぞ 友よ

I'm not I'm calling you a friend out of charity alright. You are mere a viewer to me

サービスでお前らを “友”って呼んでやってるが

I'm not, I'm calling you a friend out of charity, alright? You are mere a viewer to me (wow burn)

お前らはただの視聴者にすぎない

That's right. listen up. I'm tired of this shit. I'm tired of this fucking mountain

勘違いすんな

I'm tired of everything you have to rep- What is it? There's some sand on my mouse pad, so I'm having sand in my

聞け

o o f (rip orange)

もう うんざりなんだよ

Go away, apple (it's an orange lol), okay, so here we go. this is it. This is quite. The this is quite the SH

こんな山にもうんざりだし

Shdebacle as we say in Sweden. You know what that it, what a shdebacle. you gotta gently push her up

何度も登ってくるのも…

No, you fucking fucking shit. I am so fucking tired of redoing this shit

何コレ… マウスパッドに砂がのってる

HeRe We ArE aGaIn everyone!!

なんで砂なんか…

Isn't this great??(no)

失せろ りんご

This is just great! We just get to.. get to know each other, you and me, Mr. Table!

よし 行くぞ

huh? we get to know each other! quite well! ab- a little bit more, than I would like!

やってやるぞ

and by a little bit I would say an eternity, approximately.

これは…なんつーか

ＯＨ

スウェーデン語で “Shdebacle”って言うんだけど

ＪＥＳＨ！

分かる？ “shdebacle”の意味

*CLAP* CHE

優しくジャンプだ

Alright, keep it cool Felix. You've got this, my man, my brother

アカン

my neighbour! good job Felix

お前マジ クソクソのクソだな

*horse snort*

もう うんざりだっつってんだろ！

What the fuck? how are you slipping there? how are you slipping there, my fam? if you slip there

戻ってきたぞォ～～

You´re definitely gonna slip anywhere else. All right here. We go. This is the ultimate test of slippery

すげぇだろォ？

You´re definitely gonna slip anywhere else all right here. We go. This is the ultimate test of slippery

素晴らしいなァ

as I like to call it. try to make sure that I have as much mouse pad to work with as just humanely...

俺たち よく会うなぁ テーブルさんよぉ？

Okay, we're falling but it's okay it's okay its ok itsokitsok

もはや俺たち 親友だな！

oof. Jesus.

望んでねーけどな！

OOOAAAAAAOOAAAAHHH!!!

俺 一生テメェと 再開し続けるんじゃねぇか？

Okay, we're fine. We just gotta.. we gotta get up there again. Don't fall down because I'll be fucking annoyed. Thank you

( ﾟДﾟ)＜OH!!

It's just a test of slippery. It's a test of slippery.

( ﾟДﾟ)＜YESｯ!!!

A test of slippery, are you slippery or are you-

(#ﾟ皿ﾟ)＜#%&!!

n- hey. motherfucker. hey.

よし 慎重にな Felix

That's not- that's not good enough is it

お前ならやれる

*spits on his hands*

我が兄弟…

*contemplating life choices*

我が隣人よ

I have spit all over my wall

よくやった Felix

No itsk dontpanicdontpanic

なんで滑ってんだよ！？

d o n ' t

滑ってんじゃねぇよ！！

*nut*

そこで滑ってたら

*pure rage*

どこも越せねーだろうが！

What the hell, how did the orange come back? go away! you ruined my life, that stupid orange

これは…滑りやすさの実験なんだ

(lol)

そう名付けよう

ＳＴＡＨＰ

マウスパッドの移動範囲を 確保してるとこだ…

Stop!! where's the game journalist difficulty when you want it, huh?

大丈夫 大丈夫 まだ大丈夫

where's the game journalist difficulty when you want it, huh?

(；´Д｀)＜あっぶね…

*exhales pain*

ｱ゛ｱ゛ｱ゛ｱ゛(#´Д｀)ｱ゛ｱ゛ｱ゛ｱ゛!!!!!!

(cheeky lic)

大丈夫だ また上がればいいだけ

ok. OK.

落ちたら殺すぞ

*pewds being satisfied*

どうも

Yeeees!!!

滑りやすさの実験だ

I'M BACK, THE GAME! yOU CAN GLITCH OUT

滑りやすさを測るんだ

HEY! it´s the cat everybody you can glitch out as much as you like buddy as much. I'm gonna come back. I'm gonna come back

滑りやすさの実験…

I'm just fuckin gonna come back.

お前は滑りやすいか否か…

oh wow it looks like you'rE A MORON. good walkthrough, fucking idiot.

オイ。

oh wow it looks like you'rE A MORON. good walkthrough, fucking idiot.

クソ野郎 オイ

*instant karma*

これじゃ まだダメだ

oh. no. oh

ｶｰｯ(ﾟДﾟ )

*laugh cries* what's wrong with me? i need help. i'm scared (ʘ﹏ʘ)

(　ﾟдﾟ)､ﾍﾟｯ

I can't do this. what the fu-

(　ﾟдﾟ)､ﾍﾟｯ ﾍﾟｯ

This is not that bad, this is not that bad. I know I can do it. I've done it many times

((#ﾟДﾟ))＜ﾀﾞｱｱｱｱｱｱｱｱｱｱ!!!!!!

I know I can do it. I have faith in myself

カベに唾吐き散らした

by the power of God and anime on my side. It's not that hard. It's really. It's not, it's not that hard

大丈夫 焦るな焦るな

It's actually quite easy the more i think about it

オイ…！

It's laughable that I've been struggling on this bit because I mean let's get real here everyone, minna-san(everyone)

なんでオレンジ戻って来てんだよ？

This bit is quite easy. It's, it's like uh

あっち行けよ！

making love to uh.. another...

最低だ

chicken

クソオレンジめ

the chicken may think: "wow, this is, this is great"

(#ﾟДﾟ)＜

and so may you think!

なんでこのゲームには 難易度選択が無いんだ

But the FBI may think something completely different, which is honestly, which is honestly just

よし…

just like how it is to play this game. I think it summarizes it... quite well, quite well

よし…！

You gotta get the FESTEH as we call in Sweden. Yeah!, you know what that means? Yeah!, you fucking do, well

(；´Д｀)＜ｵｫｫｫ…!

You gotta get the FESTEH as we call in Sweden. Yeah!, you know what that means? Yeah!, you fucking do, well

よし…!!!

It doesn't mean scrata-Oh God. Let's not do that again. Okay? Here's what I'm gonna. Do I'm gonna imagine drawing a circle a perfect

戻ってきたぜ！！

It doesn't mean scrata-Oh God. Let's not do that again. Okay. Here's what I'm gonna. I'm gonna imagine drawing a circle a perfect

またバグるのか！？

a perfect circle, okay, we're gonna draw a circle

よォ！子猫ちゃんがいるぞォ～！

Here we go.. down, no okay, alright, sometimes when you draw circles in life,

また俺をふっ飛ばしてみろよ

It doesn't always work out! and that's fine. That's fine

俺は戻ってこれるんだ

My hands are like sweating

何度でも戻ってこれんだよ

I'm solving the drought crisis in California. Maybe I'm trying too hard

[ 攻略動画 ] ( ここでするべきなのは まず猫の頭を掴むことだ )

Maybe I just need like a little bit.

[ 攻略動画 ] ( 初めてだと少し怖いかもな だって落ちるかもしれないし )

Oh, okay, that actually, that actually makes sense.

[ 攻略動画 ] ( でも まずは左にジャンプして 右にハンマーを向ける )

i did it. I used my great superior mind, and I did it. so what I've been trying to do is like

[ 攻略動画 ] ( ハンマーをくるっと回して 頭を掴むんだ )

OOAAAAH

[ 攻略動画 ]

But now I try to like just lift down instead and I made all the difference

110 00:04:46,260 --> 00:04:48,540 ワ～ォ！とっても役立たずだね！

Thank God, okay. I think I think I think I think I can do it now. I can climb this church

良い“攻略動画”だ！

I can climb the church. I am a SWISSTIAN CHANNEL™ AND I CAN CLIMB THE CHAAARCH

馬鹿かよ

Mr. Cat!

あ… え……

I'm not gonna make the same mistake that I [?] it's so weird

あ…

I know what the mistake that I make is, I know perfectly what I need to do!

俺 どうしちゃったんだ…？

Perfectly, but the fucking cat. HEY, it's the Thumbs Up Of Death™, everybody!

助けてくれ…

isn't that nice? isn't that just

怖い……

Voary nice!

できないよ…

oh itsokitsokitsok

なんで……

OH

難しくない

Look at that. It's so easy. Let's do the same thing twice.

ここは越せるんだよ ていうか何回も越したし

You tried. too slow is better than too fast, remember, too slow is better than too fast, too slow is better than too fast

俺はできる

You're the turtle. channel your inner turtle, Pewds.

俺は自分を信じてる

You fucking bitch, like, honestly.

俺には神とアニメの力が宿ってる

to slow is better than to fast

難しくない 難しくないんだよ

I was a little too fast there, but whatever

簡単なんだよ

There it is. hey, mister thumb, WANNA GLITCH OUT AGAIN ON ME? fucking asshole

そう考えると…

actually I'm stuck, okay.

こんな所で手こずってる 自分に笑えてくるよ

Nope, Jesus lordords thumby. listen. I would stick that up my ass if it meant that I could complete this

だって分かるだろ ミナサン？

I'm not joking. too slow is better than too fast.

ここは簡単なんだ

YES!

アレみたいなもんだ ほら…

BOOYAH!

あの… セックスする感じ

C O M E O N !

ニワトリと

YESH

[ ついにイカれたな。 ] ニワトリと

ALMOST!

ニワトリはこう思うだろう “わぁ！なんて素敵なの！”

Almost over Felix.

[ 獣姦 ] そうだろ？

It's almost, you're almost over at the worst part, come on, come on, come on, show your squad fam(jutsu) that you're a real man

だがFBIは…全く違うことを思うだろう

What the fuckery was that? goddaMNIT!! I'm imagining

[ この話 どこに向かってんの？ ] それは…それはどんな気持ちかというと

babies

それは…それはどんな気持ちかというと

Turning into fountains of gold. think of the babies and the golden fountains

このゲームをプレイする 時のような気持ちだ

think of the babies and the golden fountains. what in the assfuckery was that?

どう？俺の気持ちがよく分かる話だろ

Don't push away, you sucking nipple tearing twister. babies and mountains

[ リック・アンド・モーティより優れた論理だ ] とってもな

babies and mountains

スウェーデン語で言う “Festeh”が要るんだ

Babies and mountains, babies and mountains, babies and mountains

意味分かるか？

Babies and mountains, what do I do here? babies and mountains? He's gonna slide down isn't he?

分かんだろ？

Babies and mountains, babies and mountains, we are SO CLOSE.

“笑う”って意味じゃな…

Get over it first

うっわ

summit first

やめてくれよ

celebrate later

よし 作戦を言うぞ

So close, my god, I am going to die

俺は今から 円を描く

please just

完璧な円をだ

YEEESS

円を描くぞ

Marzia.

ここで下に…

i DiD iT.

ダメ？分かった

I did it, Marzia!

人生で 円を描こうとすると…

yOU THOUGHT I cOuLdN'T DO it, dID yA?

上手くいかないこともある でも平気さ

Leave a like. leave a like.

全然 平気…

Leave a like. get this to trending. gEt ThIs To TrEnDiNg. cOME ON EVERYbody, if we ALL WORk TOGETHER

手汗がヤバイ

It's squad fam

俺は手汗でカリフォルニアの 干ばつを解決する

squad fam

やりすぎなのかも

PSHHHHHHHHHHHHHH [subtitles edited by Leon The Puppet ;v]

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