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Hello and welcome to Not At The Movies.

The show where we discuss the movies we haven't seen

but have a lot of opinions about.

- It's that time of year again: trophy season.

And we're here to talk about the top contenders of 2018.

First up is The Florida Project.

Now, I haven't seen this film,

but it's an overrated piece of poverty porn.

- Grant, I scrolled past that exact same headline,

and I couldn't agree more.

- Now I actually more than scrolled past it,

I clicked on it and I read the headline, so.

- Oh my god.

Well you know what I also read that the ending sucks.

So that must be true, it was in two different places.

- Well, that tears it.

This movie's a garbage pile, don't waste your time.

- Absolutely.

Up next, Lady Bird.

What can I say about Lady Bird? Wow, so good.

From what I've heard.

I haven't seen it,

but it is the greatest coming of age story

anyone has ever told.

- I completely agree.

- Six of my friends told me that this movie was so me.

- It is so you.

- Stop.

- And hello?! It's a female director.

Let's start supporting women

when it's convenient for me.

- Moving on, a film that I haven't seen

that I would love to discuss is The Shape of Water.

Not Guillermo del Toro's best work.

Now, when you compare it to earlier masterpieces,

like Pan's Labyrinth or The Devil's Backbone,

I haven't seen those, it just does not hold up.

- Well that's where I'm gonna have to

disagree with you, Grant. - Uh oh.

- I mean, we shouldn't judge an artist by their previous

works that we haven't seen.

We should be judging them by what we're not seeing today.

- Well, I guess you're not seeing not what I'm not seeing.

- Now that's something we can both agree on.

Moving right along, Call Me By Your Name.

Now, this is a masterpiece in filmmaking from what I hear,

and I don't know why there aren't more pictures like it.

- I heard it was kind of overrated from a friend of mine.

- Well, he sounds straight.

Studios are afraid to take risks on films like this

because they think no one will go and see it.

Like we didn't go and see it.

- Can't argue with that.

This next film is nominated for Best Picture,

but I'd be remiss if I didn't mention it.

Star Wars, The Last Jedi.

Now, I haven't seen this film,

but it's completely ruined my childhood.

It's thrown out all of my baby pictures,

it's killed everyone I met before the age of 10,

and it's ruined the franchise.

- Well I haven't seen it yet either,

but I do love to disagree.

So I thought it was innovative, subversive,

and exactly what the franchise needed, I would assume.

- Well you're wrong and you're a stupid person

and you should shut up. (Ally laughs)

- Last in our review is Get Out.

Now I haven't seen this film yet.

- What?! You haven't seen Get Out?

- I mean I'm definitely going to see it, but

Wait, you have?

- Yeah, I loved it!

I mean, I saw the first three minutes

cause I put it on super late, I fell asleep,

but I had dreams about racism so I think I get it.

- The first three minutes.

- I think they're gonna end up together.

- I hope so.

- Yeah.

- Well, Grant, who do you think

is taking home the big trophy this year?

- Well I think Get Out, because I'm not racist.

- Well I'm gonna go with Call Me By Your Name

because I'm not homophobic.

- (laughs) Well that does it for us.

We'll see you

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- You don't forgot his free billboard.

- [Ally] Oh my gosh, that problematic piece of shit

that I read about.

- [Grant] It was a feminist manifesto said someone else.

- Hey what's up, it's Ally from College Humor.

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