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  • Finally,

  • I can be an actual YouTuber.

  • Uh,

  • for my first video,

  • I'm gonna do-

  • uh,

  • let's put the game in there, and add some jokes.

  • I'm gonna catch you, monkey!

  • I'm a Dunkey, Monkey!

  • Wow,

  • they actually like my video.

  • Except for Wilson.

  • He says, "If this person is a Youtuber, I'm Batman!

  • Awful editing."

  • Well, Wilson-

  • OH SHIT

  • it's my mom! Oh no!

  • I'll have to perform better at school to make Momma happy.

  • Pffft, haha, just kidding guys. Let's play Gorilla Soccer 2. That sounds like a fun one-

  • Ooh, League of Giants, here, I'll make a video for that!

  • To become a famous YouTuber, I have to make a breakthrough video to get the people's attention on me.

  • So I'll make a guide to find girls on League of Giants.

  • It's genius-

  • Ooh! ah! oh!

  • *chicken clucking*

  • Oh my god. They lo- it's amazing!

  • I'm a millionaire! I'm a fuckin' millionaire once again, baby! Hahahaha! I'm a f-

  • I made two dollars and five cents off of that. I'm a millionaire.

  • I gotta follow this up, I gotta make one called, "Funny Fezz", heheheh, cuz ya-

  • I'm Funny Fezz! Not even close, baby!

  • *assorted money sounds*

  • I'm Funny Teemo, now. Not even close, Teemo.

  • *even more assorted money sounds*

  • Oooh, I'm gonna switch it up on 'em.

  • Castle Of Chess In The Hood.

  • Or, as it's known overseas, simply as Chess 2.

  • Oooh, I'm a rook, I'm going' in for the checkmate-

  • Oooh. Not even close, checkers.

  • *crickets* Aw, no.

  • Uh,

  • It's looking like my fans only really wanna see me play League of Giants.

  • Uh, they're not very happy with this chess video.

  • Ah, but I'm done with League of Giants.

  • Y'know, I've- I've... I've told 'em that.

  • I've got a new game, though.

  • Counter Streak.

  • I think It's about time I pull out the all new musical intro.

  • *ba da tss*

  • Videogame, Videogame...

  • *funky bass*

  • Dunkey!

  • Videogame, Videogame...

  • *just a touch of funky bass*

  • Deep Sultry Voice: Ooo, yeah.

  • *Ba da da da!*

  • Videogame, Videogame...

  • *a hint of funky bass*

  • *hot sax*

  • BANG!

  • Oooh, that's a big headshot!

  • Aaaaand it's another

  • *chicken clucking* masterpiece for the books!

  • I knew that video was gonna be a classic!

  • I'm a millionaire once again!

  • Excuse me, excuse me, millionaire coming through.

  • Yes, I am videogamedunkey, the all time-

  • Okay, that's enough posing, you can come out, nobody knows you.

  • Nobody knows me, huh?

  • Videogamedunkey?

  • With this new game,

  • I'm gonna make history.

  • Jewish Worm.

  • This is gonna be my best video.

  • First, I start with the intro.

  • Then,

  • I hit you with the philosophical comment.

  • Okay?

  • Then,

  • I segway that,

  • into a nyan cat.

  • Ladies and gentlemen,

  • a masterpiece, is made.

  • *RARE style intro*

  • A black worm? A Jewish worm? What's the difference,

  • In outer space?

  • *nyan cat interlude*

  • OOOH MY GAHD!

  • *chicken clucking* It's the biggest masterpiece in the world!

  • I'm a fucking millionare!

  • I'm a millionai-

  • Welcome, everybody to my New York City penthouse.

  • where I, videogamedunkey,

  • make my famous YouTube videos.

  • Are you fucking kidding me?

  • All I make is 13 hundred a month?

  • Let me crunch the numbers on this...

  • Uh,

  • ...a year lease...

  • Uhhhh- okay...fuck

  • Oh, thank Christ. Nicrosoft wants to do an advertising deal.

  • Well, I got it. I need the money-

  • OH- They didn't pay me.

  • Uh, this is- Turns out this is very realistic game.

  • Uh, it's hitting pretty close to home.

  • And a copyright claim.

  • Okay...So, uh.

  • *payment sound* Oh? It's already resolved?

  • Okay, this game is completely fake.

  • "Dunkey, I will give you 30$ for one of your Brofist T-shirts from your closet."

  • Listen, fucker. I may be 60 thouthand dollars in debt.

  • But if you think I'm gonna give my Brofist T-shirt, you piece of shit -

  • You'd better think again.

  • I'm gonna climb out of this debt.

  • I'm gonna do it the hard way - by making masterpieces.

  • Let see, y'all: Fuckeroni's Palace!

  • YES! Yes, a masterpiece!

  • Shit Boys 3D.

  • Uh-oh! Another masterpiece!

  • Gay furby wrestles Hulk Hogan.

  • *clap* OH MY GAWD! Oh my- When did I come up with this shit?

  • Finally, the time has come for me to choose a network.

  • Only then will I be to consolidate this debt.

  • *inhales* I think I'm gonna go...with the Maximima-

  • *click*

  • *violent explosion*

  • *more explosions*

Finally,

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