What do you mean, no guys like you??

Every guy likes you!

All the good ones are taken?

No! There's still some nice guys out there.

I know there's at least one....

Friend zone. He's stuck in the Friend Zone.

He's stuck in the Friend Zone He's stuck in the Friend Zone

Somebody should tell him He's stuck in the Friend Zone

He's stuck in the Friend Zone

This is not a good place

Look at this guy always on his phone

checkin' her Facebook when he's all alone

he picks her up and he drives her home

been the same for months, but he still got hope!

Slowly but surely I see the progress

as long as she's single I'm still a prospect!

The time I invested, I'll make it back!

Last night we cuddled during Breaking Bad!

The whole time she was texting Brad!

You kept a straight face, but you were sad!

You're a non-sexual entity!

Be realistic, why not Emily!

But Emily's not as hot as Jen!

I'm pretty cool I deserved a 10

She likes sarcasm just like me

She's kind of a dork...just like me!

She says I'm the perfect guy Any girl would be lucky to have me...

It's best to start as friends... Plus, she always makes me happy!

Dude, she doesn't find you attractive!

You never told her cuz' you're too passive!

You're a man. Where's your dick?!

I'm startin to think you're a eunuch!

Hey!

Check this out...oh my God it would suck to be him!

I've spent the time, now you're tellin me to let go?!

How can I be so sure I'm in the friend zone?

Well, lets go down the list...

You say you've been close but you've never kissed,

She gave you advice on how to pick-up chicks!

She wants me to be with somebody else?!

What do YOU think?!

Reverse psychology?

You're like her brother!

Reverse biology!!

She changed in front of you!

She did look sexy...

She didn't even care, cuz' you're her *bestie*

She doesn't wear make-up when you hang out

She doesn't wear make-up when you hang out

She wouldn't even care if you came out!

We did bake cookies, but it was romantic!

Romantic?

Lets not get into semantics...

Relationships are a social contract

You're a boyfriend with no physical contact!

I did everything a boyfriend does

But I never got boyfriend love

Now I wonder if I should end it

Was this truly a friendship?

Was this truly a friendship?

Of course it was and I feel no shame

But I wanted more so I feel the pain

Do you know how hard it is

when the one you love doesn't feel the same?

Friend zone, I am in the Friend Zone

I am in the Friend Zone

Why am I in the Friend Zone?

What the hell do I do?

Am I stuck forever?

Why is there a Friend Zone?

Who made up the Friend Zone???

You're not assertive. That's why.

Should've acted like a Black guy!

Black guys, never in the Friend Zone!

They always score in the end zone

TOUCHDOWN!

You could pull back, become unavailable

Become a douche-bag like she's replaceable

Make a move, you'll make her choose

To win, you have to be willing to lose.

I don't know if I got it in me

What will I do? My life is empty!

I know a girl, her name is Emily

She actually likes you

but she's not as pretty!

What? You want me to lower my standards?

It's called PERSONALITY you shallow bastard!

Do you wanna be happy or end up spiteful?

The prettiest girl is the one who likes you

Yeah I know Emilly's cute, we're so compatible

I was blind to truth. Call it irrational

How could a girl who would never date me

be the one that would validate me?

While ignoring an amazing girl

doesn't that sound freakin' crazy?!

FRIEND ZONE. I was in the friend zone

He was in the friend zone

I was in the friend zone

He was in the friend zone

Now it's good to be out

Like I'm free from prison

A self-imposed prison oooohhh

FRIEND ZONE He was in the friend zone

He was in the friend zone

I was in the friend zone

He was in the friend zone

If you're in the friend zone

Do your best to get out

because you only live once

because you only live once

YOLO

Hey, Jen. What's up?

Oh, you and Brad broke up again? I'm sorry to hear that.

No, I can't go shopping with you I'm out with Emily. Sorry.

Look, I gotta go. I'll talk to you later. Bye.