Last one!

Oh, cookie, you look so good

(Roger shushes cookie)

Don't speak

I'll go get some milk for your bath

What the...?!

Hey! That was my cookie!

You snooze, you lose

"You snooze, you lose", huh?

Hmm, okay

Eat up... Eat...up.

Why wasn't in I in any of those old family videos?

Well, that's 'cause all of the footage was taken before you were adopted

Wh--...what are you talking about?

I'm not adopted

No, no. Of course not, that'd be silly.

You look just like your dad

Good night

I'm gonna make you cry and dip my cookie in your tears

Aah!

I asked mom if I was adopted and she said "no"

Well, what'd you think she was gonna say? She's in too deep

...but, hey, don't take my word for it

I'm not in this one, either

How can this be?

Look at little Stevesie sleep

You snooze you lose

(Roger maniacal laughter)

This must be very painful for you

The NGA won't re-instate my membership unless you apologize

Yeah, right...when pigs fly!

A-ha!

The NGA is the only thing in my life that means anything to me!

(Francine clears throat)

What, are you getting sick?

Don't come near me! I can't afford to get sick!

So, now that you know they're not your real parents, are you gonna call them

Stan and Francine?

No--

--I'm gonna call them mom and dad

I'm still their son

Oh, Stan, calm down!

As far as I'm concerned, we only have one child--

--it's like someone left the other one on our doorstep

(Steve gasps)

(Steve cries)

Oh, I just love it when crap lines up like that

Hey, I found your real parents online

Stan and Francine didn't adopt you-- --they kidnapped you

What...?

Yep, they nabbed you when you were three...

...from a boat show

(Steve gasps) That explains why I've always wanted a boat

Whelp, there you go, "Tom"

That's your real name

Tom Madsen

Wow...Tom Madsen

Y'know...the name "Smith" never felt right.

It's not a seafaring name

No...but Madsen, that's Norwegian

So, Tom? How'd you like to meet your real parents?

(Steve surprised)

Why would I wear a sailor suit to meet my real parents?

You were kidnapped at a boat show

Your parents have a boat

They're rich

Do you want them to recognize you or not?

You're right, you're right

Don't forget this curly blond wig

Why would I wear a wig?

You're Norwegian...

Right...right

(Steve sighs)

(doorbell rings)

Mr. Madsen?

I'm Tom

Your son

Oh my, God

Tommy!

Is it really you?

Jane, come quick!

Momma?

Thomas!

You are alive!

All these years, we never gave up hope

Gotcha!

Those aren't your parents!

That's for taking my cookie!

...what?

Remember?

"you snooze, you lose?"

You--you put me through all this...

...just because I ate your cookie?

...dude...

...that is awesome!

You so got me!

Thanks

Thanks, there were a couple times when I didn't think you were buying it

H-hey, I'm in a sailor suit

(laughs) Man, I shoulda' known

These people aren't rich

Look at their house, it's a box!

Oh, oh! Picture, picture

(camera shutter)

- (Haley sighs) - Steve: Did somebody order 40cc's of deliciousness?

We found goodies in the lobby

Wiffel Wix, Bittles, grape gum

Hey, you're in my seat

Sorry, early bird gets the worm

"Early bird gets the worm," huh?

Heh

Enjoy the seat

Enjoy...the seat.