And with me today is…

Hi! I'm Kimberly Weigend, the Associate producer on South Park: The Fractured but Whole

Alright, so it's our first night here as a superhero in South Park

and we are the sidekick of this guy right here. This is Captain Diabetes.

Captain Diabetes!

That's right, his name is also Scott Malkinson and he is a kid with … Diabetes

Alright, so we've just broken into this window

and we're going to be looking for… …We made it

Our Girl must be this way …some sort of girl, just like Scott says

Oooh boy, and what are you, a leprechaun?

So the "girl" he is refering to is someone who knows something about the missing cats in town.

What… what are you gonna do with that?

Our mission tonight is to get information because we want the reward for finding these missing cats

Yes, it is a very fun kids-playing-superheroes-type of thing that the kids are doing in South Park.

Oh man, that's what the stals are for!

This guy is great! I have to mention that pretty much every character

in our game has been hand-animated so everything you see here

painstakingly was animated by a real person. All the regular units.

So this guy is actually one of my facourites. He is fun… and he's kind of wasted

Oh, now it's gone everywhere

Thanks for all of that work.

Alright, let's head out the main Hippo floor and see if we can find our girl.

Okay, we made it inside the strip club.

Wow. These ladies are really uh… Moving!

Don't freak out, Sidekick. We are superheroes! We can handle this.

One of these ladies has information about the missing cats… But who?

There is only one thing we can do. We have to pick someone and take him to the VIP Room.

Find someone and meet me there.

Alright, the New Kid is totally unfazed

Alright, so as Scott says, we need someone to take us to the VIP

and our mission just told us to talk to some strippers so I'm gonna talk to this young lady.

Daycare is behind the bar, sweetie.

and she immediately insults me and tells me daycare is behind the bar. I feel like I'm not being taken seriously

What does this guy say?

Can't talk right now guys I'm too busy droppn' these jaaams

This guy is great, so he is the Peppermint Hippo DJ.

And we at the Studio love him. Like we parody him all the time. He definitely is a dev favourite.

And he's busy droppin' his jaaaams. What do you say?

Hey, aren't you a little too young to be in here?

I am a serious crime-fighter lady

Come back when you're twenty-one and I'll let you such on my implants

She's taking me more seriously

So we've talked to all three strippers now

Right. Oh there is Ned and Jimbo

Oh yeah now you're cooking

Well he's encouraging

Alright!

Again, paintsakingly hand animated every character in this game!

Fantasyic! Alright, Scott's ready to go VIP, let's see if he's had any more luck

Hey Sidekick, no luck huh? That's okay, I found a couple of guys. Remember to just to play along!

Hey you two girls ready to party?

Soooo, this is your friend huh? She's fucking hot as fuck.

That's right! Woudn't you like to take her to VIP?

I think these guys are a little too drunk.

I dunno, she's kind of short…

They clearly think we are grown-up women I like'em short. You take the one with the speech impediment

Come on, let's get some dances

I was thinking we could just go in there and talk for a little while

Yeah, first we get dances THEN we talk

Oh. Okay.

Oh no.

So, have you gentlemen ever had dances from a girl with a penis tattoo?

Hey, we didn't come back here to talk, baby.

Yeah, no talking until you finish grinding on our chubs

Oh Alright. Okay, Sidekick, you know what this means..

Ok, so what this means, Scott, is that you and I are ready to do anything for our superhero franchise.

And it also means these guys are confused and drunk and they think that we are grown women.

And because I'm Scott's sdekick I think I just need to kind of go along with this

So I'm gonna follow what it says to do on the screen here. And start moving in a clockwise direction.

Oh nice, so now I have some kind of new control, I wonder what that does.

Yeah

Oh. It farts.

Of course. The New kid's power are all fart-based so he, of course, is letting it loose, farting on this poor guy.

Well, I mean, this is a good way to get information out of them. We're not here to entertain

I'm not gonna pay for this

We're here to get information on a stripper with a penis tattoo

Jesus babe you're stinking up the VIP Room

Alright

What kind of move was that?

We're changing it up

This is now a new timing right. You're moving the analog stick with one hand and then you're timing the farts with the other

Right, I'm moving one to one.

Sweet dance moves,

and then trying to tank some farts cause that's the beset way to torture someone.

Yeah, I don't think he's actually enjoying this very much at all.

I just lost my boner.

Aah I'm gonna throw up..

I don't think he's giving in yet

No, no. More farts are needed.

Gonna turn it up

Ready to talk?

What the fuck?

Almost, here we go!

This is it! My finishing move!

NICE!

Oh no stop, let's just talk, let's just talk!

That's right, we're gonna talk

Wow. I feel like we've all learned something

Okay, chat time.

Chat time?! Aww man..

So, what kind of work do you guys do? And have you every danced with a girl who has a penis tattoo?

Why do you keep talking about a stripper with a penis tattoo?

Yeah yeah, Classi that's her name

Her name is Classi?

Alright, interrogation worked. Our guys are ready to talk

Yeah Classi with an "I" and a little dick that hangs off the "C" which fuck the "L" out of the A-S-S.

Of course! Hence the tattoo

Classi!

We have the name, New Kid! Come on!

What are you talkin' about?! This is the worst VIP experience ever!

Yeah all I did was get farted on. You ain't going nowhere.

Ha ha! I am no ordinary stripper! I am Captain Diabetes!

What?

My sidekick and I simply used our powers of disguise to extract information from you!

You won't get away with this, Captain Diabetes!

Okay, well we have the information we need, now it's Classi, just like in the recent seasons of South Park.

Now we're gonna go find our girl but first we have to fight our way past these guys.

And just like a lot of the adults in South Park, you know,

one moment we're doing very adult things and the next minute,

hey they're now ready to play kids game.

They just switch gears, and switch personas and say "You won't get away with this Captain Diabetes"

and now they're just gonna play by our combat rules.

Exactly

So let's jump into the fight

Oh shit, my boner is wearing me down.

Yeah all I did was get farted on.

So in the bottom right corner of the screen,

This strip club doesn't even give out frequent boner cards

you''ll see our timeline, which means that it is the New Kid's turn first

And he is going to be followed by a couple of these enemies.

On the other side, you see my powers over here.

I've got Faraday Uncaged, a Venus Dirt Trap and a Snowball Flurry.

So I'm gonna start with an openning Venus Dirt Trap and see what that does.

Alright. An elemental dirt attack.

That's a great openning hit.

Oh man, clearly he is an angry, frustrated man.

Yeah, they do a lot of damage, they are wasted and they are just doing big hits all over the place.

So Scott is a little bit different from what the main character is carrying.

He's got: Coma Combo, sugar rush and insulin shot all his amazing diabetes-themed attacks

He is sort of a tank character. He does a lot of damage as you'll see here.

Let's try this

Alright, we broke that table.

Daaance. Anyone like a daaance?

Okay, she is also a favourite on the dev team.

One of the best strippers, we had a lot of fun animating her too.

Everybody give it up for Blaaaaze. Alright. So let's see what else we've got

I'm going tro try to keep taking off this guy with Faraday uncaged

Okay, that applies "shock" and knocks him back

I've got a Groupon that will get me and 4 friends 30% off? If we show up before seven

Hey, Leave my friends alone, XXX.

Cool. So what just happened there is that Shock damage that I applied

went off at the end of his turn and it was enough to knock him out

So now Scott and I are going to move in for the kill on this guy, we're gonna surround him

It's your turn Sidekick

This guy looks kind of nervous that his buddy was taken out of combat

That's right. I'm gonna try this new snowball Flurry, which is another elementalist attack

Wow, that's pretty

Oh, bitch, that's the last time I pay for a high-price twenty dollars stripper

Gosh.. These guy knows a lot about strippers

Ok, because he is chilled he actually had to skip his turn. And now Scott is going to move in.

We're gonna use his Comma Combo, and knock him into the New Kid, let's see

Alright, and the New kid gets one more counter attack

Let's send him back in the other direction

One more Faraday uncaged. Go Scott! Yeah, take him down!

I'd actually prefer to go home and jack off.

That was exciting. So, now we've got some XP from that fight which is taking us closer to a new hero rank

And down here we've also got some components

but let's talk about those in the next video where we'll be covering some exploration & crafting

Thanks for watching

And stay tuned for part II