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Hey there internet
Today's video is all about promises :-)
Now those of you that follow me on Twitter will remember that a few weeks ago
I promised that if a certain video wasn't uploaded on a Friday
I would make a video
waxing my legs (wowza)
*licks lips nervously*
...Now as a man of my word
*regrets life decisions*
You can probably guess what's about to happen
RIGHT, so before this happens
as I didn't want to amputate both of my legs attempting to do this
I thought I'd enlist the help of an experienced girl
L: tADaHH
D: Hey Louiseeeee
L: *laughs*
D: wot
D: what is it just your legs(?)
*both laughing* (idk why)
D: Like was he ???????????
L: Literally
L: watch the screen, I went-
*Louise appearing*
D: AHAHA
D: Like an old lady in a cartoon
D: *imitates old lady* hELL0 KidS
D: HAHAHAHA
*Louise gasping for air*
D: uhhhh this has gone off to a terrible start
D: I've got abs (sure danyul)
D: ...okay
D: oh I can order pizza later now
*Louise re enters* L: oH HI
D: Hey Louise :D
L: Hi Dan :D
D: How are you?
L: What a surprise to find me behind your door
...
D: you broke in
D: how experienced are you with waxing?
L: I've waxed one person before
D: *scared for his leg hairs* ...okay
D: ...yes
D: and she still has legs!
L: she still has legs!
D: and, does she have any permanent disfigurations of any kind?
L: no mutilations, she looks pretty beautiful to me
D: so I'm in relatively good hands
(Well.....) Yeah...
D: YEAHHHH okay
L: *thumbs up*
D: so how does this work?
D: cause I have no idea what's about to happen
L: I've not actually used this one before
D: right
L: don't worry though! :-)
D: okay
L: this is feet gel wax kit D: *fearing for his life*
L: strips
D: okay
L: to inflict all the pain :3
D: ...great
L: some instructions *throws instructions away* don't need that
D: HAHA
D: does it have flavour?
L: um, you don't eat it
L: *reads warning* WARNING. Always remove the lid and foil seal before heating the wax.
D: you have to heat the wax...?
L: overheating wax may cause burns
*oh god...*
D: so the difference between that and the strips
is that this involves boiling hot liquid that could melt my flesh
L: YES :)
essentially yes
D: GR8
D: shall we go microwave it
D: 3
D: 2
D: 1
D: boom
D: that feels quite warm but not flesh meltingly warm
L: wanna stir it around though
L: I mean don't mind me
*both laugh*
D: are you eating my cereal?!
D: lay down the pokemon towel
L: is this mew
D: no that's arceus
who's like the jesus of pokemon
L: ohh *asks again* is this mew
D: and that's palkia
who has power over space
D: right
L: shhh-
L: -did we put this in the microwave with the foil lid on :O
L: ARE WE STUPID
L: ARE WE ACTUALLY STUPID
L: we just put a foil lid into a microwave
L: AND filmed it
D: *chuckles*
(life lesson) D: kids
L: don't put foil-
D: don't microwave foil... because it will explode
L: WHAT IS WRONG WITH US
D: I'm not the hairiest
well I kinda-
I have leg hair
but, the rest of my body I do kind of look like an 8 year old girl
D: I might embrace this
as I cry
is that- is that okay?
L: sure, prop your leg up
D: I'm scared
L: *presents leg*
D: *nervous* right
okay
so now what happens
L: I just want to say something...
...for all the fangirls out there
*touches leg*
L: that was- that was for you •.• D: *laughs*
L: IT'S ON it's on it's on it's on it's on
D: OOOOW
D: OWH. THIS IS- L: sorry. sorry. sorry.
L: sorry. sorry.
D: nononono smooth it out, smooth it out first
D: smooth it out first L: *still saying sorry*
D: smooth it out first L: sorry X93862986
D: you're not sor-
D: she's not sorry
L: oh god, I've not stuck it through properly
D: -you haven't
D: NO wait! Wait!
*exhales*
D: okay. so-
D: girls do this all the time
L: I don't, I shave
D: people do it on their vaginas
D: so it mustn't be that *inaudible* L: *nods* they do
D: because you don't wanna just rip your vagina off
L: I'll tell you, it is brutal on your vagina
*nod of empathy*
D: and your vagina didn't get ripped off
L: ...not all of it
D: *laughs*
L: think of that moment when you got a million subscribers
*rips mercilessly* (omg ouch)
D: G- AAAA-
D: motherf*cker
D: oH MY GoD
*Dan in misery while Louise laughs at him because true of friendship*
D: OH mY g0D
*Louise still laughing at Danny*
D: I wasn't ready T.T
L: I know you weren't
L: look how much of your skin's come off with it :o
D: that didn't just remove the hair did it
D: I think it removed the first 20 layers of my skin
D: ...but that's good because I don't exfoliate
L: oh no this is hardening
*HEHE*
*laughs*
*spreading the gel*
L: okay I'll just spread out-
D: AHH
D: THE SPREADING HURTS
L: sorry
D: every spreading's tugging the hairs-
D: oh, f*ck this L: *apologising* it's on
L: it's on it's on it's on
D: *gruff voice* I can't feel anything
L: *blows*
D: wh-a-a-t does the blowing do
L: cools the wax D: okay
L: then
L: it will be hard
L: and then I can do it
D: okay
L: this feels quite soft still
D: yup
L: there are too many innuendos in this video
L: it's not really that ??? that needs to harden
L: what I should do
L: looking into the lens
who is the hottest girl you can think of
D: at the moment, probably Jennifer LawRENCE
D: FFFffFFFFfffffffffFFFffffff
L: yeah
D: yeah
D: sm- muAAAAAHHHH
L: does that help D: *save me*
L: it does, doesn't it
D: kind of
L: yeah, when my friend did me
she had to do that but it was really awkward
because it wasn't my leg she was waxing
and I was like *(Brendon) What the fu*k is going on!)
D: ...your friend just-
-like-
-placed her hand on your vagin- *laughs*
D: HAHAHAHAHAHA
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
L: we were really good friends
D: okay
L: but it felt so good because it was just like aaAAaaAHhhHHhhh
D: I don't think we're at the level yet
where you can
put your hand on my vagina
L: that's fine by me
L: let's keep our vaginas to ourselves :D
D: *chuckles* agreed
L: so that's a lesson for all of us
Both: keep your vaginas to yourselves :-)
D: this is so much more educational than I thought it would be
D: is the sock mark area quite tender? L: I'm doing it I'm doing-
L: yeah, of course it is
D: this
particular one was probably a mistake
L: *slurping noises*
D: *clears throat* erm
*laughs*
D: are you just gonna rip all the flesh off my body
L: *softly* nooo
D: okay yeah, no, because you know what you're doing :-)
L: *creepily* hehhh yeahhhhh
D: I appreciate the toils of females so much now
D: why would someone wax their vagina instead of shaving their vagina
L: uuuum
well
this is a conversation we're about to have on the internet
D: just- just things that I don't know, that I think I should know L: okay, because if you shave-
D: yes
L: -the hair grows back in like 2 or 3 days
D: yeah
L: but if you wax
because when you shave
you're just cutting the hair off the surface
D: yeah yeah yeah
L: and so it's still like
*high pitched voice* I'm at the surface woohoo
but if you like wax it, you're like ripping out the follicle
so that it's like
you've got to grow a whole new follicle
area
bit
D: maybe you should like, pound them down with your hands
like this
smooth, smooth, and then just RIP
D: okay, I'm gonna act cool, not gonna even blink
D: are you wanking my leg?
*laughs*
*danyul stroking his imaginary wiener*
D: you okay there Louise?
(Laughing so hard they're gonna die XD)
D: ooh, everything hurts, this is insane L: this is horrible
*laughs somemore*
L: I just wanked your leg
(send more halp)
D: I feel abused ) :'3
L: *gasps*
L: I feel like an abuser
L: are you ready for this
D: not gonna even blink
(the seconds before the pain)
*staggered ripping*
L: :O OOH! SORRY!
D: I blinked
L: *whispers* sorry
L: make no facial expressions
*observes*
*still no expression much wows*
L: *makes noise*
L: oh, sorry, sorry!
D: IT GOT STUCK A BIT AT THE END THERE
D: ffFFF*CK
D: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
L: this
wasn't my finest hour
D: the wax was a fun adventure
L: what it turns out is...
I don't know how to do this
D: so I look slightly like a burn victim
L: wax strips with easy grip (on) sensitive skin
almond oil and vitamin E
D: this is what I kind of imagined more
L: OH! they come with perfect finish wipes
D: AYEEE
L: AYEEE
D: you can- you can wipe me down afterwards
L: yeah I can :---)
L: okay
D: please put this on right
L: arghh
L: everywhere's sticky
D: how is this gonna be different to the other one then?
L: I don't know
D: go for it
*rips*
L: AHH AHHHHHHHH
L: OH GOD
L: oh god I felt it all
D: *gasps in misery*
D: yoooOOOOOoooUUUUUUUuuuUuuu
could hear
each hair
being pulled out of my leg
L: LOOK AT IT
D: that's so smooth
D: touch me, Louise touch me
L: I wanna rub my face on that
D: I'm like a f*cking beluga whale right now
L: that feels amazing
*admires*
D: I'm gonna touch myself
L: so we're gonna do it in one direction
D: okay
L: so that helps with everything
D: yes, sure it does
L: *sings best song ever*
Both: "to the best song ever"
L: and I RIPPED YOUR ANKLE OFF
D: sssssooooooooo smoooooooth
D: so that looks good
uh, I think I look like charmeuse
yeah?
L: charmeuse
D: do you not think I look like charmeuse?
L: wot-
-black and white and-
-tan.
D: AHAHAHA
D: and abused by loads of-
(idk what Louise is mumbling)
L: wow, saw that again
Jesus Christ
D: I can speak
Both: *acts idioticly*
L: *imitates whale*
D: who took me away from my family
and put me in an aquarium
*Louise making whale noises and Dan stroking his leg*
D: so strokable
L: okay, Dan
D: yeah
L: you've done really well
D: thank you
L: you're...smooth and oily :-------)
D: yup
L: which is great
D: my favourite combo
L: um-
L: but you have made your danosaurs
wait 6 months for this
I've seen it on tumblr, I've seen
All you're giving them a shin(???)
All I'm suggesting, before you say anything,
is I think the least you could do, I think we all agree-
D: *chuckles nervously*
L: -is a little bit of thigh
D: Okay, let's do this
L: Okayyyy
L: Let's get- well I won't, I'll just wait here
*both laugh*
D: awesome, so I've just gotten completely naked
D: there is now nothing between- L: I helped
D: -uh-
D: -Louise's waxing hands and my dong :-------)
...
D: ...so
*laughs awkwardly*
D: I'm wearing shorts
L: He's wearing shorts!!!!
D: That's right, I'm wearing shorts
L: He's wearing shorts!!
D: I'm wearing shorts
L: *singing* he's wearing shorrrrts
D: I will keep the pillow something to embrace as I cry into *inaudible*
L: -and I feel better that there's a pillow there
L: AHH AHH AHHHH AHHHH AHH AHH
L: Okay, fine
L: *calms down*
D: This is why YOU should never get a career in waxing
L: Okay D: Okay
L: Dan Howell
D: I hope the internet's gonna appreciate this
D: Gimme a countdown
L: 3
L: 2
*rips*
D: OWWWWWOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO
D: OHMYGOD
L: 1!
L: AAAAAAAAaaaaaaa
I felt it all!!!!!
I felt each individual hair
*dan dying*
D: oh my goooooood
D: that's so brutaaal
L: I know, I'm sorry :(
D: who invented this practice!!!!!
D: and the pain...
D: ...subsides slightly
D: One thing I've learnt today-
-I don't want to be a vagina :-)
*both regretting all their life decisions*
D: this whole idea was a terrible, terrible mistake, wasn't it
L: yeah, you won't use it for a long time, won't you
D: Thank you very much, Louise, for doing that, kind of?
D: I feel like we've bonded
L: I feel like we're so much closer now
D: in a way that I will...never forget.
L: I caressed your legs :-)
*waxing flashbacks*
D: Louise isn't just a random girl, by the way, she is a Youtuber.
D: So I'll put the link to her channel in the description-
L: Yayyy D: -if you want to see what she's like when she isn't inflicting pain upon your favourite vloggers.
D: *laughs*
D: okay, so, I'm just gonna go cry in the bath for about an hour
D: I think
D: Bye internet! :)
*waves*
It's the smoothabelugatastic leg end screen dance
Yeah it is.
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awesome XD
This would look
Very strange if someone walked in on me from behind right now.
*laughs*
I'm generally gonna regret uploading this, aren't I?
Ah well too late now.