Name: おかしいミュージカル理容師｜ルディ・マンキューソ (Funny Musical Barber | Rudy Mancuso)
Uploaded: 2021-01-14T07:10:03.000Z
Duration: 4 min 5 s
Description: VoiceTubeの動画で発音を聞きながら英語表現を覚えよう！学べる英語：

I'm a musical barber and I'm here to cut your hair

I'll make you look the best you've ever look bro I swear

I can make you look like this.this.this or even that.

If you're not happy with your cut, you can...always wear a hat.

If you wanna cut your hair with me, well then you better sing.

Yo man this is..this is weird,Imma go somewhere else

You're not going anywhere until we sing some songs

If you really want to cut your hair, then please just play along

So please just hurry cuz we're moving way too slow

Yeah.Are you ready for that snip snip snippty snip sip?

When we're done, you're going to flip flip flippty flip

Man,you gotta get a grip grip gripty grip

Are you ready for that snip snip snippty beebop phoom pam ba pa da beep pop bo

gonna make my hair look really really dope.

First thing first, we need a little shampoo

And then we add some hot water and conditioner too

Yah. Your hair's very hairy, and it's looking kinda scary so let's make it legendary

Sit down.Here's a towel.cuz right now you have the power.

If you really want hair, that look real nice

I suggest you listen closer to my massive advice.

Gotta cut cut slice with the snippty snip

and then you buzz buzz buzz with the comb and then flip.

I'm not gonna lie.This is all a bit much.

But you have a nice shop and you have a sweet touch.

Man I appreciate that.And I know I'm kinda weird but you're at the top tier hair salon of the year!

If you really want hair, that look real nice,

(clear beautiful throat)so what's the..what's the deal?You have a girlfriend?You married?

I used to have a beautiful wife...with straight hair down to her neck.

One day I gave her a terrible haircut..(Was it bad?)

She looked like Shrek.(WTH how this happened?)

My scissors betrayed me.....(That's so sad ohh..)

And she never forgive me.(I feel so bad ohh..)

So she filed for divorce cuz she looked like a weird horse and I'm to blame(Such a shame)

yeah..but look what came along.You own the Dopest Hair Salon singing

dobedobedodobedo but she looked like shrek. Shrek...

Just gotta clean up your neck and you'll be on ur way

Even tho you're pretty weird and your life's pretty sad ohh

Now I have more confidence like I should.

You gotta get all the girls in the neighborhood.

My hair looks really really really really really really really really really really really really good.

That'll be one thousand dollars please.What'd you think?that it's going to be free?

No..no..I just I'd figure we're singing songs..and we're..we're becoming friends and I..

That doesn't mean anything(blahBlahblahRudyissocute)