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  • Hey! How's it going bros?

  • My name-a-Jiyaah-Pewdiepie.

  • Good meme.

  • I've had some f--

  • so many fucking tech difficulties today.

  • I is-is-s like the twentieth time I tried to fucking do this video.

  • I'm really fucking excited to play the new Rick and Morty game.

  • I don't know why I bother doing an intro cause...

  • .. most likely...

  • .. it's just not gonna fucking work.

  • It-it...

  • .. is it working?

  • Okay.

  • I think it's working.

  • You see what I'm talking about?

  • The green screen's gonna look shit.

  • I'm sure the audio's gonna be shit but...

  • Alright, let's...

  • .. give it a go.

  • (morning sound effects)

  • Oh!

  • (water dripped on the right)

  • Morty: Holy crap Rick!

  • Pewds: Yes!

  • Morty: Yi-yi-yu-you made a Morty Clone, Rick! (water drips on the right)

  • Morty: Yi-yi-yu-you made a Morty Clone, Rick!

  • Pewds: Oh my god! I'm taller than (laughs softly) you. Rick: Yeah, I know. I had to rearrange the-

  • Rick: -entire garage to do it.

  • Rick: Morty. Pewds: (chuckles)

  • Pewds: This is so awesome.

  • (water dripped behind)

  • Rick: Morty clone!

  • Pewds: Woah! Rick: Pay attention-

  • Pewds:Where did I go? Rick: -to me.

  • Rick: I need you to take this laundry...

  • Rick: .. and put it...

  • Rick: .. in the washing machine. Pewds: Is this bleach?!

  • Rick: There's instructions on the dry erase board.

  • Rick: That i put up in the garage here, the dry erase board area.

  • Rick: You see I wrote instructions on what you're supposed to do- Pewds: *Pukes* AWWW! SHIT I SHOULDN'T HAVE DONE THAT!

  • Pewds: My bad, let's have some more. I sound like Morty as well,

  • Rick and Morty: [Inaudible] Pewds: *puking on morty* ahaha!

  • Morty: Crazy-

  • Okay we need to put the laundry, got it.

  • Pewds: *sniffs* Ew! Morty: Wow Rick, he's a regular old Morty clone!

  • Rick: Ahh, ok good.

  • WELCOME WELCUM Rick: So now that it's done the laundry, I don't need it anymore. I mean it's pretty much just a

  • Rick: useless pile of floating heads and hands. Pewds: NO, NO!! *pew* AHH! What the fuck!?

  • *Brring* *Brring*

  • Oh my god, this is so cool.. Phone: Looks like you're dead, welcome to purgatory. The devil's not available so...

  • you get me the devil's secretary, Pewds: What the

  • fuck? Phone: We weren't actually expecting you to

  • be dead so soon so, if you don't want to

  • be dead you can just press that button right on the front of the phone.

  • Pewds: I can be not.. o- I'm back!! Rick: Hey uhh, over here

  • Morty clone listen, uhh, had to bring you back

  • for some really important stuff that I

  • can't get into right now because me and

  • Morty have to go. Some stuff's gotten out of hand.

  • Pewds: What the fuck is happening? This is so cool. Morty: Yeah I mean, we gotta hurry Rick, come on!

  • Rick: All right listen, I made a teleport

  • system for you. all you have to do is, you

  • know. Look in the direction you want to

  • go in the room, and then click the

  • trackpad button under your thumb just...

  • just push the button down and you can

  • teleport to any part of the room. Pewds: Oh

  • shit... Whoa! Rick: All right now, one last thing Morty clone.

  • there's a watch over there on the shelves.

  • I'm gonna need you to grab the watch and put

  • it on your wrist. You'll be able to

  • call me using the watch, this is very

  • important. All right Morty clone? Pewds: What did

  • he say? This is so cool, it feels like uhh,

  • Job Simulator. I think it's the same

  • developers.. Gun: initiating Noiverse saf-

  • Initiating Noiverse safety. *pew pew pew*

  • *pew pew pew* Pewds: Oh Shit!

  • Why am I doing this??? 'Cause i think this is the...

  • What does this do?

  • Ah shit shit!

  • some alcohol.

  • how drunk can you get in this game?

  • Yes! yes! Eww this fucking thing oh

  • oh this is the gayest thing I've ever

  • done oh my yes yes yes

  • oh wow shut up

  • now why not what's the worst thing that

  • can happen hey

  • I'm King Morty

  • that's

  • right mothafuckaaas

  • a fuckin sledgehammer? whoa I don't think I was

  • supposed to do that...

  • Why is it so fun to just fuck around?

  • Oh yeah, the watch! ok.

  • Rick: Oh, good! You found the watch. you're not as dumb as I thought.

  • dumb is like nah this is so cool I'll be

  • Ok use that to call me back once you get the lay of the land.

  • Felix: What am I supposed to do? yes! what is

  • this? Mr. Meseeks! *Mr Meeseeks glitches*

  • Rick: I've modified the Meeseeks so you can't leave the garage.

  • they should mimic every action you do. except for teleporting of course.

  • I'm going to call them "Youseeks".

  • Wait I can activate a bunch of them?

  • EYYY IT'S ME!

  • MORE!

  • Youseek yells "I GOT IT!"

  • Wait, he can get it? *Youseeks yells "THANK YOU!"* (felix laughs)

  • Rick: You gotta watch out with those youseeks. they won't appear in the same place as you.

  • we can't have your matter intersecting with their matter in the same time and space. It's a time cop situation.

  • Alright clone morty, I'm gonna be receiving a part in the driveway.

  • R: Now since you can't leave the garage you're gonna have to use some help, so F: *makes a youseek explode and screams*

  • it's the green and blue box on the shelf, that should help you out.

  • Even an idiot could figure this one out.

  • F: EW WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT

  • Giant Testicle: Delivery for Rick.

  • Ok so I can't go there but I can get the meeseeks to get it for me.

  • Oh that's cool! Shit, am I gonna throw it to myself? this is so fucking weird.

  • Catch!

  • *Clone Morty yelps in pain*

  • Ahh! what did I just touch??

  • *explosion in game* OHMYGOD I THINK I DID SOMETHING BAD

  • Rick: If you're gonna mess with it, at least use it correctly.

  • Whoa it's- oh shit it's sticky! Oh! Oh no!

  • I broke it! :(

  • Rick: Oh great. they don't make them like they used to.

  • probably a good idea

  • not to order these off of Lords list.

  • I'm going to need you to order me another one of

  • these things, clone Morty.

  • head over to my workbench and I'll activate my

  • computer remotely using my remote, uh, device.

  • Rick: you know what they say: Hammers don't hurt people. People hurt people. hahahahaa.

  • what is it? let me off this is his mouse

  • pad ah ok we need to order what the fuck

  • is this porn now I don't want to get a

  • goddamn spam everywhere goddamn porn all

  • I can't be good consult the

  • troubleshooting guide.

  • repair my porn infested computer.

  • great how do I do that? great way to go Colin warned you broke

  • my computer you really have a delicate

  • touch we need a new fuse it's probably

  • down here be careful cologne morning

  • there's a monster down there not really

  • dangerous international hahaha i guess

  • the fuse from this thing okay

  • look at that the cons first portal don't

  • be afraid just walk through it this is

  • so fucking cool whoa bring significant

  • from up here what about your you're

  • pretty insignificant in you shut up but

  • this is so cool Jesus Christ I don't

  • know what to say I'm speechless this

  • game is so close no battery charge

  • batter needs to charge fuck everything

  • is just fucking broken

  • uh my microbrews machine clone morning

  • what the car to happen what is happening

  • what do I do oh my god wait i shrank I

  • put it there okay

  • what is happening sure sure sure what

  • that spot i'm charging it I got it yeah

  • yeah okay we got the battery now let's

  • go through the fucking Florida no wait

  • you don't need the part oh yeah we do

  • need the farm fuck how do i get the

  • portal again right here portal wall

  • got it portal battery open few i'll save

  • that one for later stains appears not a

  • problem and then last but least we need

  • a new ram a new ram everyone hey you

  • gotta ran down there he wants food give

  • me a metal apple and a carrot hammer