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I am one haircut away getting rid of all this decaying dead hair, but you still need to live with it for now.
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Hey guys, if you didn't catch the last video, I'm currently in the middle of a move right now
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so, I apologize this room is incredibly echo-y. It's temporary, I swear I should be moving soon, but anyway. Over the past few years
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I've always gotten a bunch of comments asking me how RHPC or the Ryan Higa Production Company came to be. You know, these guys?
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(The Greg-orian calendar)
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(When there's a Will there's a way)
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(The Brains and The Sean)
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(Derrick, Derrick on the wall)
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(Daina-ish Butter Cookies)
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(I've got nothing... RIP Paco)
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Wait, we're doing mine now.
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What... where's my freeze... you have to let me know so I can at least look and get a freeze frame?
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*burps*
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And I guess when I really think about it
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I never
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did introduce who RHPC was or when they joined. It kind of just started showing up in videos now
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and then eventually all the time. You guys kind of just figured out who was who. Well, today
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(Dramatically) It's all going to change because for the very first time in RHPC history for the very first time - I already - said that I
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am going to be telling you guys all of you viewers out there, for the very first time The Story of How the RHPC Squad
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came to be
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*DRAMATIC MUSIC*
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I don't know why I did it...sort of, like that. It's not...the story isn't that epic. It's pretty boring
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actually. Or is it! Naw it's...actually not that interesting at all or epic. Look
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I'm just going to be honest and tell you guys the honest story, so I apologize if it's a little boring
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I'm just going to do the best that I can do relaying the story to you guys
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without exaggerating too much from my own memory even though
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I can't remember things that well.
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*Dramatic Music*
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It was the year 2009 when I escaped the UNLV training academy
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*More Dramatic Music*
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(Hey get back here) (No one drops out of UNLV) (Pay us tuition)
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*Super Dramatic Music*
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*Evil Laughter*
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Ahhhhhhh
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Thank you. I never thought you would actually ever help (steals tuition book)
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Ahhhhhhhhhhh
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You'll never get a job without us!
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Once I got my tuition back
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I had all the money to travel to another city, the infamous city known as
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Los Angeles which is Japanese for if you want to make it here don't be
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Japanese. The city was beautiful when I first arrived. Everyone seemed nice and pleasant and all of them were beautiful. Little did I know
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these were some of the best actors and imposters in the world.
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Luckily for me, I'd found my first allies
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You got to be a little more careful around here.
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Who are you?
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I'm D-Trix. These are my friends Will (Howdy) and Greg (Gouty).
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Wait what? Gouty?
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Yeah, I have gout. Ate too much oysters as a kid so I had to replace most of my body.
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Oh um...okay. And that's when I started to ease off on the seafood
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*Dramatic Music*
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After a couple years battling off the imposters, I knew we couldn't keep up this pace. It was time to go back to Vegas.
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They got us completely surrounded. Alright, Greg's gonna drop a smoke.
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Roger that.
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And then we all head northeast for the desert.
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Smoking won't cover us that far.
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You guys go on I'll hold em' off.
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What're you talking about ?
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We're not gonna leave you alone out here.
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Don't worry about me. I got reinforcements.
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00:03:37,520 --> 00:03:39,520 Alright guys let's do this
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*Fighting Music*
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*Fighting Music*
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00:03:56,580 --> 00:03:57,500 Hi Ryan! (IT'S FUJIYOSHI!!!!)
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Sean?!?! The hell are you doing out here?
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I just got done with the academy so I came to hang out.
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Are you crazy?!?!?! Come on!
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Sean was an ally early on before we went to different academies. Unlike myself
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he finished his training at the academy in the city of roses. He easily became the brains of the group
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Hello there. Hello? Greetings sir...
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STOP!!
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(DMX-Ruff Ryder's Anthem)
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DROP, shut em' down, open up shop.
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OH
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NO, that's how Ruff Ryders roll.
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STOP
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DROP, shut em' down, open up shop.
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OH
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NO
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That's how Ruff Ryders roll.
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And that's how we met Derrick. He was a mystery,
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unpredictable, a wild-card. I believe the first time we met we asked him to take us to a shop for some food and
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beverage and he brought us here.
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Hey, come on guys. I heard they have really good chicken strips here.
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We still don't know why Derrick brought us here
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but we're sure glad he did for that's when we came across one of our most valuable members Daina.
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There it was a final piece to the puzzle. We now knew we had everything we needed to create the ultimate team known as
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The RHPC Squad.
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Uh... Hello.
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What?
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You're just going to give everyone else epic intros and leave me out.
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Well, I was getting to that. If you would let me finish.
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It's on the next page.
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Oh.
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Well it better be epic like everyone else is and not
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some stupid joke.
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It will okay. So may I...
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Whatever.
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*Clears throat*
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And there it was. The final piece to the puzzle. We now knew we had everything we needed to create the ultimate team known as
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The RHPC Squad.
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Oh, and then we added the stripper too.
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And Paco.
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La fin.
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Yeah, that was pretty accurate.
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Daina: That's cute Greg: Stuff off
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Yeah, that's good.
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TEEHEE