Now, I'm told to ask these questions.

I don't care.

I don't.

But supposedly, there's a song about Nick Jonas in here.

And because you just claimed to be so honest,

I feel like you should be honest with that answer.

- Well, you don't care, so--

- I don't care, but they do.

- I don't think they do.

- Yeah, no, they do.

They really do.

- No, I don't think they--

[AUDIENCE CHEERS]

You know, something that I will always keep to myself

is who I write my songs about.

- I see.

OK.

So it's probably about him.

Well, you're just best friends.

You and Nick are friends.

- Yeah.

So he plays songs for you

and you hear his songs that he writes.

And you play songs for him, as friends do.

- That's what-- yeah.

- Yeah.

- You don't care.

- I don't care at all.

- OK.

- What do I care?

I don't care about this.

You know what I do care about, though?

- What?

- Because I like you so much, and you always tell me

how much you like me, right?

- Yes, I love you.

- Yeah, you love me.

But then I'm watching Jimmy Fallon the other night--

- No!

- Yes.

Yes.

Yeah, I watch other television shows,

and I watched Jimmy Fallon.

- I can explain.

- No, no.

Let's just all watch together.

- No!

- My friend who loves me, let's just watch.

[VIDEO PLAYBACK]

- Demi!

Oh!

Demi!

You look gorgeous.

- Jimmy!

- Welcome back to the show.

- Thank you.

- I love having you on.

You know that.

- I love being here.

- You do?

- This is my favorite.

[END PLAYBACK]

- No!

No!

No!

My favorite in New York.

- Did they edit that part out?

- They edited it out.

- It seemed like you were done talking.

- They edited it out.

- No, it didn't seem like you were continuing talking.

- You know what, it's funny, because you

know how talk shows work.

- Yeah.

- They talk, and they cut you off.

- I see.

Yeah, well, Jimmy's like that.

He'll cut you off.

He's not like me, that would allow you

to say what you really feel.

- You know what?

It's true.

- Yeah.

So tell me how you feel about me.

- Ellen?

- Yes?

- I want to ruin the friendship with you.

- What?

- Ruin the friendship is the title of the song

that we were talking about earlier.

- Oh.

- Yes.

- You're breaking up with me?

- No, it's a good song.

- OK.

- It's a good thing.

- All right.

- It means I'm secretly in love with you.

- Oh.

- I'm not secretly in love with Jimmy.

- No, you're secretly in love with me.

- I am.

- And the secret is out.

- The secret is out!

- Ah, thank you.

Ah, thank you.

All right.

Good.

So we're best friends.

- Yes.

- OK, good.

All right.

Because I heard because he gave you pickles or something--

- Yeah.

- That's why you liked him so much?

It's that easy?

- Whoa.

- Hey, Andy?

Come on out with the gift.

[AUDIENCE APPLAUDS]

Just set that right there.

- Thank you, Andy.

- Are those the kind you like?

- Those are the kind I like.

Those are the best kind.

- OK.

Well, then, how--

- I'm sorry, Jimmy.

- Yeah.

Don't apologize to him.

Who cares about him?

You love me.

- I love you.

- You love me.

- I love you.