-I can't wait to travel to the city and get my first gym badge. It's gonna-

Hey, how the hell do I get around this thing?

-Oh, Snorlax? You gotta wake him up to get him to move.

-Wait, can't I just walk around him? -No, you freakin idiot, you gotta wake him up with a pokeflute!

-And where do I get one of those?

You can get one from that guy over there, you freakin' jackass. Man, none of you kids know anything.

-Hey, that old guy said you have a pokeflute. Can I buy it off you or something?

Hey! Can I buy a pokeflute ?

- I can't talk to you unless you walk in front of me dumbass !

Fine !

-Where do you think you're going? Let's battle!

-No, I don't wanna battle ! I just wanna buy a pokeflute ! - Well, I you want a pokeflute, you're gonna have to battle me first.

-Yeah, okay, whatever.

-Let's battle!

-All right Pikachu, I choose you!

-Ha, you're done for this time. Since our last battle, I got my Pokemon up to Level 100.

Prepare to lose. Go, Metapod!

What the hell is that ?

-Metrosexual hipster.

Dresses like a flamboyantly gay man

to stand out from the rest of the male crowd,

but always ends up looking like a complete tool.

-No, the Pokemon ! - My bad.

Metapod: completely useless Pokemon.

-Useless? My Metapod's level 100 ! and he's so bad-ass, that I stopped him from evolving into a girly little butterfly.

You don't even stand a chance.

-We'll see about that. Pikachu, use Slam!

-All right Metapod ! It's time to destroy him ! Use Harden!

All right Pikachu, use Thunderbolt!

-My Metapod's gonna get so hard in this battle.

-Metapod, Harden!

-Use thunder shock!

-Harden!

-Use scratch!

-Let's hit him with a Harden!

-Hit him with a Slam!

-Penetrate his defenses with your Harden!

-Use Scratch.

-Harden! Harden!

How about a Harden?

-Just one more hit and your stupid Metapod is dead.

-Metapod, use Max Potion!

All right Pikachu come back!

Now go Charizard!

-All right, attack his Metapod with...- Wait, why can't I just use my Pokemon to attack you?

-Me? 'cause it's, against the rules?

-All right Charizard ! Use Flamethrower on Metrosex-

-Okay, okay, fine! Here's your stupid pokeflute !

-Wait, this isn't a pokeflute !

-Look man, if you really wanted a Poke Flute, you could've just bought one from the guy over there.

Here.

Now give me a damn pokeflute !

-Of course, but first you have to battle me...

and my six Metapods.

Motherf-

-To see bloopers from this video and more,

like Pikachu peeing on Metapod,

click the link in the description below!

-Let me out of the ball, motherf*cker.

-Quick! Use subscribe attack by clicking the yellow button!

I sure do love this music.

Only problem is I always get this nostalgia boner

and it's not exactly a good time,

considering my mom's staring at me.

Hi, Mom.