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  • - My pokemans. Let me show you them! - Shut up !

  • -I can't wait to travel to the city and get my first gym badge. It's gonna-

  • Hey, how the hell do I get around this thing?

  • -Oh, Snorlax? You gotta wake him up to get him to move.

  • -Wait, can't I just walk around him? -No, you freakin idiot, you gotta wake him up with a pokeflute!

  • -And where do I get one of those?

  • You can get one from that guy over there, you freakin' jackass. Man, none of you kids know anything.

  • -Hey, that old guy said you have a pokeflute. Can I buy it off you or something?

  • Hey! Can I buy a pokeflute ?

  • - I can't talk to you unless you walk in front of me dumbass !

  • Fine !

  • -Where do you think you're going? Let's battle!

  • -No, I don't wanna battle ! I just wanna buy a pokeflute ! - Well, I you want a pokeflute, you're gonna have to battle me first.

  • -Yeah, okay, whatever.

  • -Let's battle!

  • -All right Pikachu, I choose you!

  • -Ha, you're done for this time. Since our last battle, I got my Pokemon up to Level 100.

  • Prepare to lose. Go, Metapod!

  • What the hell is that ?

  • -Metrosexual hipster.

  • Dresses like a flamboyantly gay man

  • to stand out from the rest of the male crowd,

  • but always ends up looking like a complete tool.

  • -No, the Pokemon ! - My bad.

  • Metapod: completely useless Pokemon.

  • -Useless? My Metapod's level 100 ! and he's so bad-ass, that I stopped him from evolving into a girly little butterfly.

  • You don't even stand a chance.

  • -We'll see about that. Pikachu, use Slam!

  • -All right Metapod ! It's time to destroy him ! Use Harden!

  • All right Pikachu, use Thunderbolt!

  • -My Metapod's gonna get so hard in this battle.

  • -Metapod, Harden!

  • -Use thunder shock!

  • -Harden!

  • -Use scratch!

  • -Let's hit him with a Harden!

  • -Hit him with a Slam!

  • -Penetrate his defenses with your Harden!

  • -Use Scratch.

  • -Harden! Harden!

  • How about a Harden?

  • -Just one more hit and your stupid Metapod is dead.

  • -Metapod, use Max Potion!

  • All right Pikachu come back!

  • Now go Charizard!

  • -All right, attack his Metapod with...- Wait, why can't I just use my Pokemon to attack you?

  • -Me? 'cause it's, against the rules?

  • -All right Charizard ! Use Flamethrower on Metrosex-

  • -Okay, okay, fine! Here's your stupid pokeflute !

  • -Wait, this isn't a pokeflute !

  • -Look man, if you really wanted a Poke Flute, you could've just bought one from the guy over there.

  • Here.

  • Now give me a damn pokeflute !

  • -Of course, but first you have to battle me...

  • and my six Metapods.

  • Motherf-

  • -To see bloopers from this video and more,

  • like Pikachu peeing on Metapod,

  • click the link in the description below!

  • -Let me out of the ball, motherf*cker.

  • -Quick! Use subscribe attack by clicking the yellow button!

  • I sure do love this music.

  • Only problem is I always get this nostalgia boner

  • and it's not exactly a good time,

  • considering my mom's staring at me.

  • Hi, Mom.

- My pokemans. Let me show you them! - Shut up !


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    吳蕎安 に公開 2021 年 01 月 14 日