Red: Hoho what? Look at your cute cat face! You are soooooooft!

Red: What is your name? I don't even know!

Red: I'mma call you Kitty Amazing 'cause that's what you look like!

Blue: We are not keeping that cat.

Red: Pleeeeeease?

Blue: I can't even see what you're doing, you know I had eye surgery.

Red: Oh, man, I feel sorry for you because this cat is sooo cute!

Red: FEEL HOW CUTE SHE IS!!!

Blue: Ohhh, oh, yeah, it does feel soft. And strangely cold...

Red: Let's take this cat for a test drive!

Blue: What does that mean?

Red: It means chicas love gatos! Gatos! Gatos! Gatos! Gatos!

Blue: Red? Wait up! Marco! Marco?

Red: !Azul, mira! Dos chicas jalapenos.(Blue, look! two girls are hot!)

Woman: Oh, my God, that is a cute cat! Ohh, my heart is melting...

Woman: MY HEART IS MELTING! OH, MY GOD!

Red: Oh, shit!

Blue: Red? What happened? I hear sirens!

Red: You hear nothing!

Green Man: Hey, is she ok?

Orange Woman: Hey, is he ok?

Red: AAAAAAAAAH!!!! Blue: Wait. We're running towards the sirens?

Tour Man: And if you look to your left you will see....

Red: Oh, no, there's a parade! Aaaaaahhh!

Elderly Man: What have I told you about pets in the apartment?

Red: Mr. Dingleberry, look away!

Blue: Huh? What's going on? Mr. Dingleberry?

Red: Oh, haha, he just tossed a sack of potatoes down the steps. Those Irish love their potatoes.

Officer: I just heard the sound of death and secrets in here. Is everything all right?

Red: You're too cute... too cute for this world. I have to destroy you!

Red: Goodbye, Kitty Amazing...

Red: Go wide, asshole!

Blue: Yeah, yeah, I'm going-- Wait, what?

Blue: Ah, shi-