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- (man) Hey! "Do-nut" touch my donut!
- (Ian) SHUT UP!!!
- (boss) And when you're out
there with your clients,

remember it's about the bottom line
and it's never about people.

Right? Let's get rockin' and rollin', team!
Huh? Got a tight deadline.
- Um, does anybody want the last donut?
- I'm good.
- I had way too many.

- I'm stuffed.
(silence)
♪ (tense music) ♪
- (thinking) Somebody's
gotta eat this last donut.

It-It just can't sit there.
- (thinking) I really want it,
but I've already had, like, five.

I can't let these guys think I'm a pig.
- Noah's such a f*cking pig.
- (thinking) If I play just it cool,
these guys will for sure let me have it.

I mean, I'm the only girl.
- (thinking) I want to eat it,
but my pants are way too tight.

F*ck you, fashion!
- (thinking) How do you spell donut?
Is it D-O-NUT,
or is it D-O-U-G-H-NUT?

- Hey, guys, you think I can get my donut?
(all) NO!!!
- (timidly) That's my do--
I ordered a donut.

- (thinking) Jesus! Go away, Janis!
- (thinking) I mean, get a clue, Janis!
- (thinking) Why in the hell
does she always smell like soup?

- (thinking) Oh my god!
Dude, I thought I was
the only one that noticed that!

- (thinking) I've never
even seen her eat soup.

- (thinking) Maybe she sleeps
in some sort of soup bath?

- (thinking) That's ridiculous.
Don't be an idiot.

- (thinking) What kind of soup
do you guys think would make

the best bath?
- (thinking) Uh, dude, tomato. For sure.
- (thinking) Tomato
could be a good lubricant.

- (thinking) Oh, trust me,
I tried using it as lube

and let's just say it works
better as an exfoliant.

- (thinking) Seriously, guys,
we really have to--

- (thinking) It burnt the first
two layers of my dick skin off!

(wind whistles)
- (thinking) What the f*ck, Keith?!
- (thinking) What?
I was gonna offer it to you

because you're the only girl.
- (thinking) That's so sexist.
- (thinking) Stupid, tight pants.
I wonder if I have a bigger pair on my desk.
- (thinking) Heh, I doubt that.
All you wear is dick huggers.
- (thinking) No, I don't!
- (thinking) I can literally see
the outline of your penis right now.

- (thinking) No, that's my new phone.
This shape is scientifically proven
to get better reception

than other shapes.
Idiot.

(knocking on glass)
- What are you guys doing in there?
(all) Beat it, Janis!
- Yeah! Beat it, soup girl!
(chuckles)
- (thinking) Whoa,
did you just call her soup girl?

- (thinking) I don't know.
You guys were shouting.

I got excited. I-I don't know.
- (thinking) She didn't know that
we called her soup girl, dumbass!

- (thinking) Yeah, it's like if Ian knew
we called him playground equipment hands.
- (thinking) My hands do not smell
like playground equipment!

(sniffs)
Most of the time.
Look, there's monkey bars in the back alley.
What do you expect me to do,
just look at them?

- (thinking) Seriously, Olivia?
- (thinking) Sorry.
- (thinking) Seriously, Noah?
- (thinking) Sorry.

- (thinking) Look, we have to do something
or we're gonna be here all day.

- (thinking) Okay, I think
I've devised a stratagem

that'll elucidate this arduous conflict.
- (thinking) English, please.
- (thinking) Okay, I think
I've devised a stratagem

that'll elucidate this arduous... problem?
- (thinking) Got it.
- (thinking) Okay, step one,
we all tear a piece of the donut

at the same time.
- (thinking) And step two?
- (thinking) There is no step two.
- (thinking) Then why the hell
did you just say there was a step--

- (thinking) Are we gonna
do this plan or not?!

- (thinking) Fine, everybody take a corner.
- (thinking) It's a circle.
There are no corners.

- (thinking) You get the point.
- (thinking) It's a circle!
There are no points.

♪ (tense music) ♪
(silence)
(smack!)
- (thinking) Okay...
On three.
(thinking together) One, two, three!
(all groan in disgust)
- (Ian) Oh god, is that f*cking soup?!
- I told you guys that was my donut.
Did you touch this?
- Yeah, why?
- It smells like playground equipment.
(sniffs)
- Goddamn it.
- (Anthony) Hey, guys,
thanks so much for subscribing.

Click the video on the left to watch
bloopers from this video and this:

(snickers)
- Oh no, I'm so sorry!
- (Ian) And click the video on the right
to check out Every Break Up Ever.

- You gotta kick that scrub to the curb.
- You're right!
- (Anthony) And if you're on
a fancy little touchscreen device,

go ahead and click
the links for all those things

that we just mentioned
down in the description below.

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