This should be fine.

きっと大丈夫

As long as everybody does what they are supposed to do!

全部 予定通りに行けばね

Right?

わかった？

Oh no...

そんな…

Got four minutes to get Rosco to the vet, so I love you kids get out, get out!

獣医まであと4分　早く行って

Oh my god!

何なのよ！

Emergency PTA meeting today at five o'clock, will we see you there?

緊急PTA集会が5時からあるの 来れる？

I'll totally get a sitter on a Tuesday night...

火曜の夜は仕事が…

-Yes you can, you actually can!

なら大丈夫ね

What do I have on the schedule today?

今日の予定は？

You're super late for your marketing meeting.

今 会議に超遅れてます

You have to tell me these things!

先に言ってよ！

I can't believe I'm gonna be late for my first soccer practice.

最初のサッカーの練習に遅れるなんて

I'm sorry. Okay? I'm trying.

ごめんね　頑張ってる

Well try harder, dude!

頑張ってる？

Good job.

良い子ね

Good boy.

良い子ね

The bake sale.

バザーのお菓子は

No BPA.

BPAも

No MSG.

MSGも

No BHA, no BHT.

BHAも BHTも

No sesame, no soy, and of course no nuts or eggs or milk or butter or salt or sugar or wheat.

ゴマも 大豆も ナッツ 卵 牛乳 バター 塩 砂糖 小麦も使わない

No.

は？

What's that now?

何かしら？

I'm so tired of trying to be this perfect mom...

完璧な母親になるのには疲れた

I'm done.

もう無理

You said everything I've ever felt about being a mom but couldn't say.

母親になるまではわからなかった

There are so many rules now...

ルール 多すぎ

Don't punish your kids.

子供を罰しちゃダメ

Don't say no to your kids.

子供に"ノー"はダメ

We all work too damn hard trying to make our kids' lives amazing and magical.

子供の生活を良くするために 必死に頑張ってきた

Their lives already are amazing and magical.

そして子供の生活は良くなった

Let's be bad moms.

悪いママになろう

Oh amen!

マジ？

To bad moms!

決まり！

Cindy!

ちょっと

完璧な母親どもを倒そう

We have to bring down the perfect moms.

それ 買ったドーナツよね？

Are those store-bought doughnut holes, Cindy?

えっと

Um...

あんたを破滅させる

I am going to destroy you.

あんな奴 おっぱいで殴ってやる

I say we go punch that chick right in the tits.

いいね

-Great. -I'm in!

今夜はたくさんの女と楽しんだ

私　ドラッグ大好き

I made out with so many women tonight...

あなたのママのブラ？

Guys... I really like whip-its!

一つの長いおっぱいみたい

Is that your mom bra?

私の勝負下着よ

-Looks like you have one long boob. - Uniboob.

-包帯を3周巻いたみたい -触りたくもない

This is my sexy bra!

冷蔵庫で冷やすアイマスクね

-Looks like you wrapped an ACE bandage around yourself like three times. - Yeah, I don't even want to touch it.

「ボーイズ・ドント・クライ」みたい

That's like an eye mask, like you put it in the fridge.

You got a very Boys Don't Cry thing happening right now.