about the operation that killed Osama bin Laden yesterday

so we will set the record straight this evening

Hello, and welcome to the show

This is rap news with that Juice it's essential to know

And while churnalists claim to be first with the news

We prefer to learn, discern, and turn up first with the truth

So, without further ado, we're starting by charting

The alleged last gasp of Osama Bin Laden

We ask the tough question most pundits are dodging

What happened in Abbottabad on that morning?

And joining us, regular guests on the news feed

The Pentagon's General Baxter - and Terrence Moonseed

Gentlemen, welcome. We'll begin with you, General

How's the general atmosphere there at the Pentagon?

- Incredible, this is just an enviable victory

The USA has made an indelible entry in history

A decade since nine eleven we found bin Laden

And got justice for the 3000 Americans that died then

His crime and infamy have been erased and healed

Framed and sealed thanks to the bravery of the US Navy Seals

Way to kill! - Tell us how it went down, the actual sequence.

SEAL team six hit the compound, it was battle stations

They found Osama armed with a Muslamic raygun

Shot him in the face and ... What's that, no raygun?

Uh, well, then he used his wife as a human shield and

... What , that didn't happen either?

Ok, well then they shot him and took pic--

No, took no pictures...

And buried him according to Muslamic scriptures

In the ... Sea?! Yes in the ...sea.

And the President was or was not watching the live feed

- An extraterritorial hit?!

- The world's in our grip

Now our jurisdiction extends over all of it

So who's next for Shock and Awesome judgement?

Amadenijibad? Al Akawi? Assange: we're coming!

- Was Osama worth it? - Yeah, he was worth it

We only lost 6000 more Americans to murk him

But I didn't like how we treated his corpse; he's no hero

I'd a hanged drawn and quartered him at Ground Zero

Where the 19 hijackers--

Lies, Baxter! there were no hijackers

It was a demolition, a Reichstag on

The twin towers by the twin powers of Bush and Cheney;

bin Laden wasn't in charge of mushing planes in

In fact the planes didn't even exist

They were blue beam holograms projected to increase the mist

Plead the fifth, but thermite dust sits on the curb

And Building Seven is evidence that it's so absurd

- You Internet nerd, Osama did it!

- Distrust every word!

- This is our finest hour, justice has been served

- 'Justice', General, that's an interesting word to choose

- We're a Nation of Laws, what other word would you use?

- Assassination, slaughter?

- He's a legitimate military target, a murderer

- But what about the precedent set at Nuremberg? - Nurem-what?

- After the holocaust and six million dead

America stayed the hand of vengeance and, instead,

Nazi leaders were rounded up and...

- Tortured? - uh No...

- Water boarded? - Hired by NASA

No! brought to Court to be tried for crimes against humanity,

Then executed - What a tragedy

Please, eurofag dont history lesson me!

Dont you get it? The true sign of a supremacy

Is who gets to decide at each given minute

When the rule of law is applied and when it's suspended

You can't spell justice without the US

And it's called justice cause it's just us that's justified

In judging just cause just wars and just evidence

Just test this justice and get just iced if you mess with us

And end up at the bottom of the ocean like bin Laden

- Pfft, Osama isn't dead or if he is, he died in two thousand

This thing's rotten! No death certificate or public evidence, man

He's prolly kicking back on a island on a CIA pension plan

- Watch it, hippy, or get double tapped like Geronimo

- That reminds me: why this codename, Geronimo?

- Geronimo!? that's Osama's code name? Let the truth be known

This reeks of the Masons and the Skull and Bones

It's a secret society of elite Yale students

who stole the skull of the apache chief and they use it

In occult dark rituals like pagan Druids

Worshipping Satan, Lucifer, Cain and Judas

The truth is they're the ones who owned Osama

And got the pharaoh plasma to clone Obama

They're ruthless, they planned this end game

To coincide with the May Day pagan festival of Beltane

A fertility ritual with blood sacrifice

And Adolph Hitler's suicide dates match precise

That's a device to pledge and bow

To the true rulers of the earth, and renew the wedding vows

That's why Obama HAARPooned Japan creating the waves to hit 'em

And Prince Reptilian was married to Satan in the form of Kate Middleton

I ain't kidding with you when I'm yelling the truth the illuminati's on the throne

And that's the real reason they call Osama 'Geronimo'!

- It's a perfectly good code name, what's wrong with you?

- I see many native Americans consider it dishonourable

To have their hero, ancestor and leader

Associated with terrorism and Al Qaeda

It all seems like an appalling error

It wasn't an error; this right here is the war on terror

And it's a continuation of the nineteenth century

Campaign we had to wage to liberate the territory

Of the united states from the redskin savages

Who also hid in caves and kept on attacking us

Because they hated our civilised ways,

Our Christianity, whiteness and slaves

- Weren't the Apache defending their lands from the invasion of whites?

- They started it, Bob, get your history right

Same with Al Qaeda, we didn't pick this fight

So, you see, the Geronimo analogy is tight

- Alright, thank you both for your ...interesting views

Little wonder there's such confusion in the news

When we can scarcely agree on historical narratives

Is there any mystery that we live in diverging realities?

The tides of amnesia seem to be rising like the oceans

Unchecked by mass media that are steadily corroding

More concerned with the rush to make headlines by 5

Than helping us discern the facts from the lies

But there's a rival tide, an equal and opposite turn

A yearning to read between official lines that have blurred

I'm reassured by the many who were plainly disturbed

And who questioned the way in which 'justice was served'

If it was served, it can be served to us just the same

So what brand of justice do we want done in our name?

leaving you now with that thought in your mind

Robert Foster for JuiceMedia, proud to ignore deadlines