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  • People are always curious when they run into me when I'm out in the world and

  • they ask me questions.

  • And they always ask me if it's hard to stay focused when I'm doing this show,

  • when I'm talking to guests?

  • And it's sometimes, I'm tired so yeah sometimes, but

  • not really because I'm less with that talent of staying focused.

  • Not everybody has that talent but I have- >> [LAUGH]

  • >> Razor sharp focus, which remains me,

  • I need to buy razor blades.

  • I'm so glad I mention that.

  • >> [LAUGH] >> You know what else I need?

  • Is apples.

  • I need apples.

  • >> [LAUGH] >> And bread, and corn.

  • I love corn.

  • Do you like corn?

  • >> Yeah. >> [APPLAUSE]

  • >> I love corn.

  • Every type of corn, it doesn't matter.

  • I love corn on the cob, cream corn, can corn, I like popcorn.

  • I don't like when it gets in your teeth, popcorn gets in your teeth sometimes, and

  • like two days later, you're like, I had popcorn two days ago.

  • >> [LAUGH] >> I don't like when you microwave it and

  • it burns and you smell it in the house and it reminds you like, you're a bad cook.

  • I know that, yeah I don't need being reminded.

  • >> [LAUGH] >> By you the microwave or

  • the smoke detector.

  • Which you know what, I need batteries for my smoke detector.

  • >> [LAUGH] >> I just remembered,

  • because it just went off like 3 am.

  • It never goes off in the middle of the day.

  • It's always like 3 am.

  • >> [LAUGH].

  • >> And then you're wandering around the house going which room is it in?

  • Because it's dark and you don't want to turn lights on to wake up, so

  • you're just kind of trying to feel out which room it's in.

  • They should have a little voice that says living room, living room, living room, so

  • you know.

  • Why is it called a living room by the way, that's so weird.

  • I can understand bedrooms, bedrooms have beds in it, bathrooms have baths,

  • dining rooms have you know dining tables.

  • But a living room you don't just live in a living room, you know.

  • You know. >> [LAUGH]

  • >> Unless you live in a studio apartment.

  • Which is a weird name because.

  • >> [LAUGH] >> Studio

  • apartment sounds like you're recording an album.

  • >> [LAUGH] >> Or shooting a movie but you're not,

  • you're just sleeping next to the kitchen is what you're doing, you know?

  • >> [LAUGH] >> And

  • that phrase if you can't stand the heat get out of the kitchen.

  • That doesn't apply here cuz you're next to the kitchen.

  • >> [LAUGH] >> And you're, I can't.

  • I'm sleeping here, you know?

  • >> [LAUGH] >> Or

  • that the saying a picture is worth 1,000 words.

  • Which is true unless the picture's out of focus and then it's worth zero words.


  • >> I forgot what I was talking about,

  • but anyway, let's just dance.

People are always curious when they run into me when I'm out in the world and


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エレンは集中している (Ellen Stays Focused)

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    陳廷國 に公開 2021 年 01 月 14 日