Name: 地球が月を爆撃 [RAP NEWS 1] (Earth bombs the Moon [RAP NEWS 1])
Uploaded: 2021-01-14T04:32:27.000Z
Duration: 5 min 3 s
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[G.W.Bush] Today I announce a new plan to extend

I`m Robert Foster, and this I s the top spot

NASA to send a missile to blast the moon to bits

I have with me in the studio, General Baxter

Veteran, Gentleman and representative of NASA

- Now this is something that we hear a lot

The whole fact is we`re itching to go back

To the moon with a human but have no cash

The Chinese might seize the bull by the teets and plant their own flag

Let`s face it, we got what it takes to win

if God had wanted Communists in space He would a gave em wings

Just twenty three tonnes is enough to power the US

- OK, so please can you say what the objective of the plan is?

- The plan is we`ve used all the earth`s resources

So the first mission objective is to save expenses

The second objective is to generate attention

So our budget don`t get axed at the next election

Can assume the role of space waste collection

A staging post to get the universe and the moon`s resources

It all sounds sensible, but is it a good decision

But some are convinced there`s a dark side of the moon mission

Is Terrence MoonSeed from the lunar defence league

This unprovoked attack on the moon is terrorism!

Which the Shining Ones, and the Galactic force

may well consider to be earth`s first act of war

And amateur astronomers are planning stupid parties

And view a kamikaze  missile slamming into the lunar target

Of the Nasa masons and the goddam corrupt "Illuminati"

You see, you need to see things mythically

Then you`ll begin to understand the conspiracy

The moon is the feminine, the huntress, Diana

And it`s like 12 years since they sacrificed princess Diana

If this mission goes ahead, The LDL will hijack it!

- Bob, I`m not even deigning to respond to this dumb kid

¿Would you rather North Korea colonised space?

We need to get up there and chart the minerals

You goddamn hippy bleeding heart liberals

We`re trynna leave this world and build a better one

This is the cheapest mission Nasa has ever done

- And it`s also the first attack on a neighbour

Take you to a fema camp and teach you some manners

This mission contravenes article four of the treaty on outer space

We`re out of place, they`re singing the fake scriptures

For the bildabergs and the reptilian shapeshifters

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地球が月を爆撃 [RAP NEWS 1] (Earth bombs the Moon [RAP NEWS 1])

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