字幕表 動画を再生する 英語字幕をプリント What's the matter now? Glad you asked. I've just come home from a long day of work. I had a crap load of meetings. I had a million emails from my boss. I had a ton of spreadsheets I had to update. Do you know what I didn't have today? What? A single * text from you! I knew you'd be busy. Let me get this straight... At no point today did you feel the need to check up on me or just tell me you love me? Well let me explain what happens inside my head when I don't hear from you all * damn day long! Stage 1 I begin to worry that something happened to you. Stage 2 I begin to think of you home with another woman. Stage 3 I prepare to find you home with said woman. Stage 4 I talk myself off that ledge by eating my weight in peanut M&M's. Stage 5 I feel extreme guilt for eating so much, so I go through an entire self-loathing battle where I finally decide to aim my frustration towards you. Stage 6 I finally decide I'm going to be the bigger person and say nothing and just slam all the doors in the houses so that you finally ask me, "What's wrong?" This is not healthy. You can't be bothered to send a simple text saying, "I love you babe." I don't have to text you all the time to let you know... I'm gonna let you sleep on that.