Glad you asked.

I've just come home from a long day of work.

I had a crap load of meetings.

I had a million emails from my boss.

I had a ton of spreadsheets I had to update.

Do you know what I didn't have today?

What?

A single * text from you!

I knew you'd be busy.

Let me get this straight...

At no point today did you feel the need to check up on me

or just tell me you love me?

Well let me explain

what happens inside my head

when I don't hear from you all * damn day long!

Stage 1 I begin to worry

that something happened to you.

Stage 2 I begin to think of you home with another woman.

Stage 3 I prepare to find you home with said woman.

Stage 4 I talk myself off that ledge

by eating my weight in peanut M&M's.

Stage 5 I feel extreme guilt for eating so much,

so I go through an entire self-loathing battle

where I finally decide to aim my frustration

towards you.

Stage 6 I finally decide

I'm going to be the bigger person and say nothing

and just slam all the doors in the houses

so that you finally ask me,

"What's wrong?"

This is not healthy.

You can't be bothered

to send a simple text

saying, "I love you babe."

I don't have to text you all the time

to let you know...

I'm gonna let you sleep on that.