Let's talk about that.

♪ (theme music) ♪

- Good Mythical Morning! - Ladies and gentlemen, Mythical...

...Beasts, please welcome to the show, coming all the way from Nerdfighteria...

- ...the Hank half of the vlogbrothers... - Woo!

- ...it's Hank Green! - Thank you guys for having me!

- Yes. - I didn't know we were gonna...

...be yelling so much in the beginning!

- Woo! - Yeah, we yell a lot! Hey!

- Welcome to the show, man! - Woo!

And look! We're giving, like, double Nerdfighteria... uh, things.

- This is dangerous. - Oh, you know what? You have hands.

I do. I do. I was born with them. They're the ones I had. I've had them...

- ...the whole time. - That is very convenient today...

...because you're gonna be using these hands to feel some things, all things...

...from the natural world. You know a thing or two about the natural world.

I do. I know about feeling, and I know... I've met the earth.

- (laughing) - He have met. We have a relationship.

- You've touched. - I've touched the earth.

- Yeah. - All right. Let's touch some other...

- ...things. It's time to play... - (Rhett & Link) Feel & Squeal!

- (Hank) Nature edition. - (animal noises)

- Okay, how this is gonna work is... - We're gonna all sniff the box.

- That's how this works. - That's step one.

- It's called "Sniff the Box." - Step two is you guys are gonna...

...put something that I cannot see into this box, and I am going to then

feel it, and then I'm going to squeal the answer as to what I think it is.

If I get it without any hints -- Hey, Link. Hey, Hank. I get

two points. If I require a hint -- there's a hint card right here

that I cannot read that you will turn over and give me the hint --

I get one point. And if I don't get it with a hint, I get no points.

- You lose! And then we rotate. - And then we rotate. Hey!

Let's do this!

(Rhett & Link) Round one.

Okay, Rhett. You can turn around. And, uh...

- (Rhett) Eh, whoa-oh. - (everyone on and offscreen laughing)

- It feels meaty. Oh, whoa. What is -- - What'd you put your finger in...

- ...just now. - (Rhett) Oh, that feels like a lip.

I don't wanna give you any hints, but I do think you need to explore it thoroughly

in order to be able to identify what it is.

I think a more thorough exploration would be advantageous.

- Well, there's a knob. Oh! - (Hank) Get deeper. Just go...

...deeper, I think in there. You'll find something worth finding.

- Oh. Oh, gosh. It has an opening. - (Link, Hank, and crew offscreen laughing)

- Can I just rip it? - Ah, no!

That got an eviceral reaction when I said, "Can I rip it?"

Well, I'm just worried about the splash zone.

- Hold on. I can smell it, too. - (laughing)

It's definitely from an animal. Or a human.

- That's a big human. - I know that it is from an animal.

What is it? It feels like just a big hunk of meat.

- Right, so... - From a bird. It feels like bird flesh.

- You're on the right track. - Can you tell the flesh by feel...

- ...like what kind of animal? - Yeah. I touch lots of birds.

- (everyone onscreen laughing) - (everyone talking over each other)

- Have you formulated a guess? - I wanna get the hint so I at least...

- ...have a chance of getting a point. - It wants what it wants, and it wants...

- ...grass. That's your hint. - Turkeys don't eat grass.

That's a good hint. That's a two-parter Hint. I'll tell you right now.

Well, I wouldn't have told him that, because I'm all about winning.

- (Link and crew offscreen laughing) - It's a frickin' cow heart.

- Hey! - (everyone onscreen laughing)

The heart wants what the heart wants, and a cow eats grass.

- (Link) That's right. - Aw, you jerks.

- ♪ (rock music) ♪ - (Rhett & Link) Round two!

Oh! Okay. I have a... All right, you can turn around.

- Yeah. Go for it, Link. - Okay.

- I'm pretty sure I know what that is. - (Rhett) I do.

Is it alive, because if it is, I ain't puttin' my hands in there.

- No, it's not alive. - (Link) Okay.

- (Hank) Just go on down. Down, down. - (Rhett) Yep, you're very close.

- (laughing) It's kinda nerve-wracking! - (crew offscreen laughing)

- Can you smell it yet? - (Rhett) Okay, that's the plate part...

- ...and then there's -- yeah. - (Link) Ooh, it's cold. It's mushy.

- (Link) Ooh, there's pieces. - (Hank) Uh-huh.

- There'a whole bunch of pieces. - Go pick 'em on up.

- It's juicy. - (wet, squeezing noise)

- (Rhett, Hank, and crew moan) - (Rhett) Oh, come on. Why?

- Nobody liked that! - Why do you have to do that?

- That tells you nothing! - (Link) All right.

- (wet splat) - (crew offscreen laughing)

Now that splat is really -- that's a tell-tale sign, there.

- Of what? - It's very splatish.

- It feels like flesh chunks. Gosh! - You're on the right track, Link.

- Ooh, what is that? It's a suction cup. - (Hank and crew offscreen laughing)

- (Link) Look at that. - Now it feels like you've gotta...

- ...make a choice. - It has suction, so it's either...

...an octopus, or a... I don't know what my other suction choice is.

You're not aware of another suction-bearing ocean animal?

You should stop and think about it just for a second.

Really? You're blanking on the other suctiony ocean animal.

I really am. - Sometimes they're giant.

Oh, you're giving me a hint that's not this hint?

- Well, yeah. - All right well if it's not the octopus...

...give me the hint. But that's probably not gonna help me.

- What other animal has the suction, man? - Calamari?

- Right, yes! What is that made out of? - Calamari!

- (everyone on and offscreen laughing) - Oh gosh, you don't know what calamari is?

- I though calamari was its own animal. - (Rhett laughing) Oh, gosh!

- (Rhett, Hank, crew offscreen laughing) - Uh...

- Squid! - (Rhett and Hank laughing)

- You got there. - Is it a squid?!

- No. (incorrect buzzer) - (crew offscreen laughing)

What? It's not a squid? It's an octopus.

- It's an octopus. - Dang it!

- (everyone on and offscreen laughing) - We went calamari on it!

- ♪ (rock music) ♪ - (Rhett & Link) Round three.

- All right. - Turn around.

- Turn around and feel. - You guys look confused.

- (Rhett laughing) - (Link) Oh, be careful. I would go...

- ...in from the back. - (everyone on and offscreen laughing)

- Like this? - Yeah.

- Palms up. Palms up. - Is it alive?

I think you wanna present the back on your hand to it first.

(Hank) Are you sure it's not just some piece of fruit?

- Are you a fruit feeler? - (Link and crew offscreen laughing)

It's so interesting to watch someone touch something that they can't see.

Which you can see. I never thought I would experience this.

It feels like it's been cut. Like it was skinned or peeled.

- (Link) You're on the right track. - Oh man, I wanna take my hands...

- ...out so bad and smell my fingers. - (Rhett and Link laughing)

- Don't do that. - (Link laughing) Ooh, no!

- (Link) Go all the way. - Am I gonna hurt you or anyone...

...if I push my fingers real deep into this.

- (laughing) - Just do it. Do whatever feels right.

- (Hank) I mean, it just feels like a peach. - (Link) But does it?

- Have you ever done that to a peach? - Get in there.

It's some kind of pitted fruit. There's a pit! Well, there are so...

...many different pitted fruits that I'm gonna have you give me a hint.

- (Rhett) Okay. - (Link) Your hint is "skinless paradise."

- Whoa. - Never heard those two words together.

(Hank and crew offscreen laughing)

- That sounds like a vacation. - Oh, is it a mango?

- Yes. - Final answer?

- (everyone onscreen laughing) - You got it!

- He got it. - So one point for Hank.

- ♪ (rock music) ♪ - (Rhett & Link) Round four.

- All right, Rhett. We're gonna... - Okay, Rhett.

- ...request that you be gentle. - Turn around, brother.

- Be gentle? - Be gentle.

- Yeah, come on. - Whoosh!

- (Hank) Nope, gentler. Be gentle. - (Rhett laughing)

Not funny, gentle. Actual gentle.

Hmm...

- (Rhett) Nothing. - (Hank) No, nothing?

- You haven't felt anything yet? (laughing) - (crew offscreen laughing)

- (Hank) What was that? - Is it hanging?

- (Hank and crew offscreen laughing) - Yeah. Give a nice, sweeping motion.

Is is a freaking animal? Is it a freaking ANIMAL?!

- Give, like, a gathering... - Is it alive?!

(stomps) It's alive, isn't it?! Grrrrr!

- Just be real nice. - It's hard to tell, actually.

- You idiots. - (everyone on and offscreen laughing)

- (Link cackling) - There's a freakin' plate on the front.

- Just give it a nice, gathering motion. - No!

- What are you afraid of? - Lots of things.

- Is it a freaking tarantula? - (Hank) No!

- (Link cackling insanely) - No, no, no.

- It felt really small. - Well, that's because you only felt one.

(Hank and crew offscreen laughing)

- Don't poke. - No, be nice.

- If I kill it, are people gonna be mad? - (Link and Hank) Yeah.

- (Link) Rhett, Rhett. Listen to me. - Ow!

- (crew offscreen laughing) - Wait, what happened?

- Did he get sniffed? - Did you get bit, man?

(Link) Come on. Get your hands in there, McLaughlin!

(Hank) Did you even... you just got sniffed!

- Sniffed? - You gotta be real careful. These are...

- ...nice, gentle creatures. - (Rhett) Creatures?

- Well, you knew that they were alive! - Give a nice, gathering motion again.