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  • hello my name is leo lytel I am 15 years old and I'm single

  • I've been single

  • let's see here pretty much my whole life

  • pretty sure it's because I'm unemployed

  • I live at home with my parents and I

  • don't have a car

  • these are all big red flag that's why

  • don't get much attention on match.com

  • I do however have a lot of success on

  • tinder where I am a buff 28 year old

  • georgetown medical student with a

  • portion of trust but now i'm a

  • teenager's on in that awkward phase of

  • life i'm kind of a mutant creature part

  • adult parts child but I look back on the

  • early years of childhood fondly you know

  • those good old memories like when you

  • get in the van and turns out the man

  • doesn't have any candy course nowadays

  • can you won't cut it we're in the 21st

  • century you need something like free

  • Wi-Fi . the Annie that's really all the

  • kid wants anymore speaking from

  • experience. and I want to thank my mom

  • and dad for being so supportive of my

  • comedy my mom helps me book gigs and my

  • dad helps me write my material so I like

  • to think I'm pretty far along in the

  • entertainment industry because I've got

  • two things that a lot of people strive

  • to have I have a Jewish writer and my

  • agent of the girls to sleep with you

  • Thank you. I'm really like

  • don't worry i know what you think in Harry Potter

  • had the nasty quidditch accident

  • you know I can't stand sorry sorry let

  • me emphasize you know what I can't stand

  • look on the bright side i've never had

  • too cute disney land

  • now just I'm just gonna throw a

  • disclaimer out there if I do get too

  • energetic please stop me I want to keep

  • my benefits

  • otherwise how would I hate the Jacuzzi

  • I'm joking I'm joking it's a pool

  • they're always at the cinema seen the

  • new james bond film of the day and then

  • it got me thinking you know maybe i

  • would like to about a girl you know been

  • james bond but obviously i'm a bit

  • inhibited ah Mr Bond

  • I've been expecting you

  • no lift

  • but this isn't the first britain's got

  • talent event have been too i was

  • actually at live tour in manchester funnily

  • around two years ago and the stuff they

  • couldn't be more helpful moving people

  • out the wake getting into a seat and

  • then we finally got there the view was

  • just fantastic and we sat down and my

  • sister she tapped me on the shoulder

  • turn around and I'll never forget this

  • as long as I live

  • she said Jack we are so lucky are

  • disabled you cannot take you anywhere

  • thank you very much I have been jack held goodbye

  • so a lot of people around here know me

  • as a pretty friendly and outgoing kid

  • some means say I'm a little too chidlish

  • have this thing called ADHD if you don't

  • know what that stands for its attention

  • deficit hyperactive oh hey hey hey man

  • now folks I might be only six but i

  • think i know a thing or two about girls

  • an important thing to know about girls is that they

  • say one thing but always mean another

  • my mom for instance she always tells me

  • to call her mom and I came to find out wow

  • that's not even her real name

  • here now and I like to open a fire

  • station recently was there when the

  • firefighters was giving a demonstration

  • on fire safety he held a smoke detector

  • asked anyone knew what is for and i put

  • my liver said it's what my dad uses to

  • tell you where the dinner is ready

  • I work with my grandad the other day to see

  • one of his friends who just celebrated

  • his 90th birthday and even tho he is blind

  • he has always wanted to do a charity

  • parachute jump so his family arranged him to

  • do one on his birthday so I say how'd it

  • go

  • he said oh it was great but we got a

  • joke was absolutely 204

  • exactly flexing so I'm going to leave

  • you with one last thing what if the

  • hokey cokey is what it's all about

  • what an honor to be auditioning in front

  • of the best judges in the world here at

  • america's got talent but i have to say

  • though it took me such a long time to

  • get here in front of you when i first

  • got here and saw the line of people

  • waiting to audition

  • my father said to me wow this is so much

  • longer than i expected it to be the last

  • time I heard those words I was on my

  • doctor getting a physical

  • so I have some exciting news I just

  • had my first date a girl from my class

  • came over to my house the other day and

  • as her mother was leaving she told my

  • friend remember you're allergic to nuts

  • all i can think even said the tricky

  • all i can think to myself was well there

  • go my plans for the afternoon

  • for a long time I want to be circus

  • performer and my parents even sent me to

  • circus camp i learned how to juggle how

  • to ride a unicycle and I came home from

  • camp one day telling my mother I wanted

  • to learn a new trick I wanted to learn

  • how to be a sword swallower she said no

  • way will let you do other things

  • you're not gonna let you be a sword

  • swallower word so I was upset and I want

  • to talk to my dad about this he said i'm

  • not surprised your mother hasn't been

  • interesting sword swallowing since we got

  • engaged

  • I was going to come on the show with my

  • dogs because dogs do tend to win a lot i

  • had a spelling test the other day and I said to

  • my teacher you know what I had it so what

  • if a can't spell Armageddon it's not the end

  • of the world I come from a slightly

  • wealthy area so every night when they do come

  • home from school I have to cook for your

  • supermarket to get home because it's a

  • safe way I like to leave my audience on

  • a high note

  • america's got talent this is amazing I

  • wouldn't miss this for the world I even

  • turned out a really big job to be here

  • yeah have you ever seen disney channel

  • well i was gonna babysit two little

  • girls i really like Disney Channel

  • let's talk about that for a minute i am

  • not a high school graduate

  • I haven't even been to high school I

  • don't have a driver's license I can't

  • even sit in the front seat still on

  • safety scissors people you are going to

  • leave your beloved child the one who's

  • caring on your name to the next

  • generation with me

  • my only qualification to be a babysitter

  • is that I used to be a baby that's like

  • saying you're sick a lot you want to be

  • my doctor the host of reality show

  • you'll want to be President of the

  • United States

hello my name is leo lytel I am 15 years old and I'm single

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