Elves: Yaaaay!

Liam: Harry!

We did it

Harry: WE did it

Liam: I said that

Niall: Zayn, what are you doing with that leech?

Zayn: I'm getting back Louis his star power

Louis: Nice!

Zayn: Open wide!

Harry: Do you feel better now, Louis?

Louis: Oh, I feel like 650,000 pounds!

A million bucks!

Harry: Yaaaay!

Zayn: Glad it's all over

Who would have thought a deranged elf would try to steal our starpower

Louis: But Harry,

You really knocked his lights out!

Liam: Yeah, how'd you do that?

Harry: I can't take all the credit,

Lady Gaga here thaught me a lot

Niall, Zayn, Louis, Liam: Whaaaat?

Louis: Lady Gaga?

Lady Gaga: Hello boys!

Boys: Hey Lady!

Harry: Thanks again for helping me Lady Gaga

Lady Gaga: I was glad I could

But now it seems my work on this planet is complete

I must now return to my home galaxy of Gagaland

Harry: Okay.

Lady Gaga: And return to my true form as Lady Gagalaktis

devourer of worlds

Harry: Okay.

Liam: You're not going to devour earth, are you?

Lady Gagalaktis: No no no no

Earth still keeps me entertained.

I decided long ago I would spare your planet

for now

Harry: Okay, bye.

Lady Gagalaktis: Bye!

Santa: Boys!

In unison: Santa!

Santa: Boys you saved christmas!

I can't thank you enough!

Harry: Hey don't mention it.

Santa: No truly. It was very noble of you boys to save me and christmas.

Especially considering our differences...

I know we might not all have the same beliefs

Zayn: Aw, hey. Just because you've done Coke commercials

and we've done Pepsi commericals

doesnt't mean we shouldn't all love each other.

Boys: Aww.

Santa: Well I should get going if I want to deliver all the presents on time

Harry: Is there anything we can do to help?

Santa: Well I do have one last problem...

Louis: What's that Santa?

Santa: Well my sleigh was getting old you see and

Well I... I've got some money now so

I bought a brand new

Stretch Sleighmousine!!

Louis: Nice!

Santa: It's like a sleigh.. but it's a limousine!

Louis: No, I get it.

Santa: But now I have to decide

Who will be my chauffeur?

Harry: Why not one of your reindeer?

Niall: Yeah! Everyone loves the reindeer pulling your sleigh.

You should have one of them drive your Sleigmousine.

Santa: I thought so too.

Trouble is reindeer can't drive

Even when I helped Rudolph into the driver's seat

his hind legs couldn't reach the gas pedal.

Humans are really the only species whose legs were designed to drive cars

Niall: But no one wants a human driving you around

Harry: Yeah people want reindeer.

Niall: Or at least some kind of animal with hooves

Harry: Yeah

Santa: I agree

If only I knew of a hoofed animal that had the legs of a human

Niall: Hmm

Can't think of anyone

Santa: *gasp*

Wait!

You there!

Henry: Me?

Santa: What creature are you?

By your top half you appear an ??

and yet by your bottom half you appear a human

Louis: He's a faun!

Liam: He's half man half goat.

Santa: God be praised.

What is you name faun?

Henry: Henry

Santa: Henry

with your legs so human

won't you drive my Sleighmousine?

Henry: It would be an honour

Boys: Yaaaayy

Louis: I told you you're the modern day Rudolph

*singing*: Henry the half man half goat

Had a very goat top half

And if you ever s-saw...

No one?

Sorry I don't think it's gonna catch on

Henry: Hey, you tried.

Harry: Well, lads.

Let's go home.

Santa: Wait!

Before you go

As a token of my gratitude

I'd like to grant each of you one wish

Boys: A wish?

Santa: Anything your heart desires

Boys: Anything?

Santa: Anything.

Louis: But I've already gotten the greatest gift anyone could ever wish for

Harry: What's that, Louis?

Louis: The gift

of friendshiphood

Boys: Awww

Louis: And suspenders.

Niall: Aw

Liam: Well done, lads

we saved christmas

and we all got what we wished for thanks to Santa

Zayn: That was ?? kind of him, wasn't it?

Niall: Wasn't it?

Harry: It sure was

Louis: Suspenders!

Mark: Oh, wait. Braces...

Louis: Braces!