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  • What's going on everybody, Rob here!

  • Man vs. Pin

  • At this f*cking point it feels

  • like Man vs. Roses

  • because

  • I'm not sure if you were here for the video that I released a couple days ago

  • where I made wire roses

  • Out of wire

  • I thought that maybe that would be a good idea

  • Turns out that it's not

  • It looks like an egg beater

  • They're all tangled together and whatnot.

  • This could be a perfect whisk

  • Rob: Yeah- no, no, I got it. It's a- it's a rose

  • Needless to say, uh,

  • Moral of the story, don't give your significant other

  • A bouquet of junk

  • For Valentine's Day

  • So I promised I would make it up to her, but that means

  • Pulling out the f*cking big guns.

  • Now, if you know Corinne

  • You know that she is a big fan of the pizza.

  • And so when I saw this on f*cking Pinterest the other day

  • I knew that this was the f*cking bouquet of roses

  • That needed to be made.

  • Pizza roses! Boom.

  • *kaboom*

  • F*cking ge - I - Genius!

  • Just genius!

  • Pin-O-Meter! What do you think Buddy?

  • You. Right there.

  • Maybe you should just buy Corinne some real roses

  • You cheap son of a bitch

  • Eh, you know, I hadn't really thought about that

  • Instead I walked right past the flower section, actually.

  • Uh, and I got a bunch of pizza-making supplies.

  • I got, uh, some pizza dough.

  • Premade because f*ck all that nonsense.

  • I'm not going through that process.

  • Pepperoni

  • Mozzarella cheese

  • Basil

  • And, uh, all the rest of the bullsh*t that I needed.

  • Let's f*cking do this thing

  • Step One: Get yourself some, uh...

  • papier parchemin?

  • Oh, parchment paper! Get yourself some parchment paper.

  • And then you got this pizza dough over here

  • Oh, God damn it

  • I need a f*cking roller to roll this f*cking sh*t out

  • Got the f*cking roller

  • Flour... right?

  • I think that's what all the f*cking pros do, right?

  • Then you take this. You do a little bit of this

  • I think that's called kneading the dough

  • Flip it in the air a little bit

  • Hey, ho, what do you know?

  • I speak Italian.

  • F*cking Buca di Beppo, eh?

  • All right, and now, I think you take this thing and you do a little...

  • Oh, that feels good.

  • Parchment paper probably...

  • Just gonna take that out of the way

  • You're not helping.

  • 'kay, here we go. Here we go.

  • nope nope nope nope nope

  • This is a f*cking workout!

  • Whoo!

  • What the f*ck is even happening with this dough?

  • Damn it, it's sticking to the f*cking table everywhere.

  • I've seen this before in the f*cking... in the movies

  • With the... with the fists.

  • Oh, come on!

  • This is f*cking bullsh*t

  • Aghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

  • Oh. You're still there.

  • All right! Let's, uhhh...

  • Figure this out.

  • I'm gonna get a- I'm gonna get a marble slab

  • Maybe that'll work. I don't f*cking know.

  • Here we go. Marble slab

  • Some flour on there

  • Knead the sh*t out of this thing

  • Not sure how much better this is, but it's not sticking.

  • You have better f*cking love the f*ck out of whoever you are giving this f*cking thing to

  • Because let me tell you what

  • This is not an easy job

  • Rolling out f*cking dough

  • All right, that is close enough.

  • All right, now I'm taking the pizza cutter.

  • Oh, that's nice. Look at that!

  • Some professional f*cking sh*t here. Boom.

  • NICE

  • Good f*cking job!

  • Not you, me. Just so the record is clear.

  • So I got my strips, now I'm just gonna take this, uh

  • marinara sauce.

  • Okay. F*ckin' got it. Whoo!

  • All right, now you just wanna take that

  • marinara sauce and you just kinda want to give it a sweet little f*ckin' coat to it all.

  • Looking pretty good so far.

  • I mean, it's basic pizza sh*t.

  • Marinara sauce, mozzarella, or as they say la MOOZARELL.

  • The cheese, this is like the glue that holds it all together. So, you know, be generous if you like glue

  • *Sigh*

  • Then you just f*cking pile up these pepperoni.

  • This is what love is, by the way.

  • Pizza. That's it. That's all it is.

  • Now you just fold this up along the edge.

  • I think that's how I remember it.

  • And then watch this sh*t. Now you just roll it.

  • Whaaat?!

  • That is some f*cking pro sh*t!

  • This is f*cking amazing!

  • Alright, I'm excited.

  • And now take your little cupcake tin over here, spray some sh*t down.

  • And pop that one in! Boom.

  • Now I'm just gonna take this size and this size

  • and kinda create like a little f*cking

  • big petal little petal kinda bullsh*t right here.

  • This is gonna, this is where it gets artistic

  • Then you put the cheese on

  • you close it up like a little pizza taco!

  • Look at that!

  • Can you see that?

  • That's some real f*cking deal rose-sh*t right there.

  • Alright! Back in focus here.

  • Lookin' pretty good!

  • Oh Yeah! This is such a good idea!

  • The next step, takin' 'em to the oven!

  • And I'm just throwin' them, uh, into a preheated 350 degree oven for... I don't know. Let's say 20 minutes.

  • Oh sh*t! Here they are.

  • Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat? Damn!

  • *beep* Shut the f*ck up!

  • Oh sh*t!

  • Alright! Here they are!

  • Look at this one! oh! Woo!

  • They're hot they're hot they're hot they're hot they're hot!

  • And they're soft.

  • Agh! God damn it!

  • Tray is still hot. Tray. Is still. Hot.

  • Woo!

  • Alright.

  • Ow! God damn it!

  • These look f*cking amazing!

  • Oh my God, I can't wait to eat one of these f*cking things.

  • Whaaat in the actual f*ck?!

  • Then you take this f*cking basil over here and watch this sh*t.

  • Ooooh! Damn!

  • That is some f*cking

  • Chef Boyardee f*cking bullsh*t right there!

  • Damn! I'm good.

  • That's the f*cking thumbnail right there!

  • Alright, she's gonna f*cking...

  • This is it! Alright, I gotta deliver 'em.

  • While they're hot! I gotta get 'em outta here!

  • Here they come! Pizza roses!

  • Actually I'm gonna...

  • heh...

  • I'm actually gonna taste one of these myself.

  • First!

  • Oh my God!

  • Mmmm!

  • Yes!

  • Ok... enough... I'm gonna take these down to Corinne.

  • Look at that!

  • Alright, come on!

  • Don't fall down the stairs.

  • Don't fall down the stairs.

  • Don't fall down the stairs.

  • Happyyyyyy Valentine's Dayyyyyy

  • Pizza Roses!

  • C: Wow!

  • R: Huh?!

  • C: I'm pretty impressed

  • that's a good God damn idea!

  • R: A little bit better than last time!

  • C: Ah

  • Definitely better than the last round of roses.

  • It's pretty f*cking clever.

  • I am blown away.

  • R: Oh, are you?

  • C: I am, I may shed a tear.

  • R: These are f*cking delicious lookin'.

  • C: This is the best thing you've ever done for me.

  • R: What?!

  • C: Uh, I mean, yeah.

  • I mean, can I eat one?

  • R: Yeah!

  • C: Where are the f*cking stems?

  • R: It's a plate. It's a whole thing.

  • R: The basil...

  • C: It is pretty with the basil. Oh yeah. That's a good idea.

  • C: You didn't even... What the f*ck is this?

  • R: It's just the basil.

  • C: You didn't take it apart or anything

  • C:Which way? Just like-

  • R: Epic Meal Time that sh*t!

  • C: Haha. Ok

  • R: Oooh! Yeaaaahhh!

  • R: Huh?!

  • C: HmHm

  • R: Now I gotta eat one of these too-

  • C: Yeah, I think you should try it.

  • C: Is there cheese in here?

  • R: Yeah!

  • R: Well that's the tip: More cheese!

  • C: Hehehe

  • R: But otherwise "Today success!"

  • C: Yeah, they're pretty delicious.

  • R: Cheers!

  • R: To pizza roses.

  • C: Did you have to wipe it on my hand?

  • C: Ok... Alright...Thanks...

  • C: What are you really getting me for Valentine's Day?

  • R: I dunno.

  • C: It's a dumb holiday anyway. So don't... I don't really want anything.

  • R: You heard it straight from her mouth

  • she doesn't want anything.

  • Awesome! I'll just take these back then.

  • C: Wait! I do now, wait wait wait! No no no

  • R: No, no, I'm sorry.

  • Just take these back right here.

  • C: Hehehe... Stop!

  • R: Let go, let go.

  • C: No!

  • They're mine!

  • Go away!

  • R: Hehehe... Happy Valentine's Day!

  • C: Bye!

  • Hahaha

  • Agh!

  • R: Hahahahaha

  • Nice!

  • Mmmm!

  • So good!

  • Pizza roses!

  • We did it!

  • Woo!

  • Possibly the greatest DIY project

  • that this channel has ever seen!

  • Maybe will ever see!

  • I don't know.

  • If you are going to give your

  • loved ones something for this

  • Valentine's day season

  • f*ck the real flowers

  • get the f*cking pizza roses.

  • Food is always, is ALWAYS the way to go.

  • That's my one piece of advice for you

  • this Valentine's Day.

  • Uh, the other is that you should subscribe

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  • You know what I mean.

  • Uh, these actually, uh, are in our

  • DFTBA Threadbanger Merch Store.

  • Get it! It's red!

  • Get it, you know, for somebody special

  • for Valentine's Day.

  • You know what I mean?

  • Leave future comments down below.

  • Uh, if you see any other roses out there

  • made out of f*cking crazy bullsh*t

  • I wanna make 'em. I wanna see 'em. I wanna do 'em.