It's so close!

Yeah, it's good beer too.

Welcome to the Bad Elephant, gentlemen!

You guys ready to order?

Yeah, can I get the Dusty Showboater Ale?

Sure.

I will have the Angry Goatface Porter.

Nice, you're gonna love it.

And you?

Uh yeah, I'll have the...um...

The Crocodile Bunker Stout, yeah.

Sure.

Sorry, what's that?

Uh...the Crocodile Bunker Stout.

Oh, uh, what's the glass?

That's a chalice, that's the glass we serve it in.

Oh yeah, okay, yeah.

You know what?

I think I got it confused.

I meant to order the Eye of the Storm Saison,

that's what I meant.

Thank you so much.

Sometimes you gotta lay down the law, you know what I mean?

Sorry about that, the Eye of the Storm Saison,

Oops, almost forgot.

No, sorry, which one is...

This is the Eye of the Storm?

Saison.

Zach, if you want it, just get that beer.

You don't have to prove you're a man with your glass.

I don't, I don't want that.

I don't want some fruit flavored beer, you know.

I want a beer that tastes like dirt, you know, like you guys.

So joke's over, which is what it was and yeah,

I'll take what he had.

We're outta that.

I'll take that one then.

Actually, we're out of both of those.

You're out of both of those?

Yeah, yeah, keg's empty so.

I'll have the Rock Dragon Hammerhead.

You can give this to some girl or something.

You got it.

What are you doing? 40?

40's the new 20.

Brave Man Swamp Monster, that one.

Okay, you got it.

Swamps are known for their--

So much stuff in there.

I'll have the Rusty Nail Cask Ale instead of this, actually.

Got it wrong, oops.

You know what, I actually meant the

Dusky Oakblood Pigscale, that one.

The roses are driving?

They're working the pedals.

Guns Are Cool Sex with Hot Girls.

Wrong again, someone else can drink that.

How are those?

- Good. - Yeah.

Cool.

("Twinkle Twinkle Little Star")

You know what?

I'll take the Powerful Rage Filled Uncle actually.

Trouble picking a beer over there?

Yeah, I guess it's, sometimes...

What is this?

To drink that one, you kiss it.

You know what, I think I'm done with beer.

I'll have an Old Fashioned, how about that?

Sure.

Yep, going on to liquor, Old Fashioned.

Feeling like liquor tonight, gonna get a little crazy, cool.

Oops, almost forgot.

Old Fashioned.

Cheers guys.

Cheers.

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