>> [LAUGH]

>> You were so proud until no one else raised their hand.

You were like, yeah, no.

All right. So I think people were just bashful because they're married.

I don't know.

I saw an article that could help you in your search for a deep, meaningful hookup.

They released a list of jobs that get the most right swipes.

They surveyed both men and women.

And here's the list right here.

The number 1 job is Pilot.

That's what they like.

Which makes sense because they're great communicators.

They'll let you know when they're coming in for a landing.

>> [LAUGH]

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>> And this is interesting for both men and women, Founder/Entrepreneur is number 2, very highly ranked.

I don't know if you know this,

entrepreneur is a French word for unemployed.

>> [LAUGH] >> Here's a tip.

Before you go out with one of these people, ask them what they founded.

Because otherwise you're gonna founded out they sell candy out of their parents' basement or something.

Another job that made the list, college student which, college student.

There it is, number 6 for women.

It's good until you find out he's 62, and then-

>> How is college student a job?

It is the only job where your salary is negative $30,000 a year.

It seems like men are just looking for women who are gonna take care of them,

there's nurses, and there's doctors, and there's dental hygienists.

Number 16 was picker upper of socks.

I'm glad TV personality is ranked high

because there's a TV personality on my show who is single,

it's our production assistant, Ari.

Everybody knows Ari, and-

>> [APPLAUSE] >> He sells stuff in the Ellen shop.

So technically, he's an entrepreneur.

>> [LAUGH] >> And we are still trying to find him a date.

He's single.

So, if there is anybody out there and you're interested please let me know.

In the meantime, I am very happy that I have someone.

Good luck, everybody.

It seems like a nightmare out there.

So whoever has somebody, let's just dance and celebrate it.