Name: ハッシュタグ#MyKidIsWeird (Hashtags: #MyKidIsWeird)
Uploaded: 2021-01-14T06:42:28.000Z
Duration: 3 min 5 s
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I thought I'll share some of my favorite #MyKidIsWeird tweets from you guys, here we go.

She says, "My kid told me that my butt looked like a bag full of chicken nuggets."

- Or more of a truth teller? - No, it's weird.

She says, "My nephew once sneezed out a Sour Patch Kid. I still have no idea where it came from."

He hasn't eaten one of those in ten years. - I found them on the sidewalk.

She says, "One of the kids in my class came out of the bathroom and quietly said to himself, 'Well that hurt...'"

He says, "My friend's kid will just stare at him and meow when he's hungry, since that's what the cat does to get food."

She says, "My son told his class that my job is that 'I stand at a hotel and guys come to see me.' I work at the front desk."

She never stays the night, she's only there for few hours a day.

She says, "When I caught my daughter picking her nose, she said 'I'm putting it back in.'"

She says, "My 9-year-old daughter asked, 'Mommy when I grow up, will my boobs be as long as yours?'"

She says, "Found this on the dining room wall. Asked our 4-year-old son what it meant; He said, 'You can't know.'"

Last one's from @Jenboston. This is a photo.

She says, "My 3-year-old asks to have her picture taken with store mannequins."

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