*Another splash*

*Piccolo* Let's get down to business

To control

the world.

*Gohan* But I don't think I'm ready.

*Piccolo* Shu-u-ut up,

you nerd!

You're the saddest runt I've ever met.

But you can bet,

before we're through.

Gohan, I'll

make a man

out of you.

*Gohan* But I'm only four.

*Piccolo* DODGE!

*Gohan* Nhyaaaa!

*King Kai* Raise your hands to the sky~.

To colle~ct

the ki~.

*Goku* Hey I think I got it.

Ooo look a

monkey!

*Mr. Popo* You're a spineless, pale,

pathetic lot.

And you ha~ven't got a clue.

Somehow I~'ll

make a ma~n

out of you~!!

*Tien* Oh my God, this is worse than death.

*Yamcha* Hope Toriyama doesn't screw me.

*Chiaotzu* Man, I really hope Tien will be okay.

*Yamcha* Gay!

*Chiaotzu* Hey!

*Mr. Popo* What's wrong maggots? Out of breath?

*Krillin* I don't want to die a virgin!

*Mr. Popo* Boy, you really need to watch just what you say~!

*background voices* Be a man.

*Piccolo* You must be swift as a coursing

river. *Gohan* Bwaaaaa!

*Piccolo* With all the force of a great typhoon.

*Gohan* Piccolo help!

*Piccolo* With all the strength of a raging fire.

Mysterious as the dark side of

the moo~n!!

*Gohan* You blew that up Mister Piccolo!

*Piccolo* I know.

*Nappa* Time is racing forward.

Until we

arri~ve.

*Vegeta* Shut the hell up Nappa!

And you might

survive!

*Nappa* Vegeta, are we there yet?

*Vegeta* No Nappa,

no we're not.

*Nappa* How 'bout now?

*Vegeta* No goddamn

it Nappa!!!

*Background voices* Be a man.

*Mr. Popo* You must be swift as a coursing river.

With all the force of a great typhoo~n.

With all the strength of a raging fire.

Mysterious as the dark side of

the moo~~n!

*Background voices* Be a man.

*Goku* *No instruments* I must be swift as a coursing river.

With all the force of a great typhoon.

With all the strength of a raging fire.

Mysterious as the dark side of

the moo~~n!!

Hey King Kai, I did it!

*King Kai* Awesome.