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Dear Ryan, Parkourse

We haven't done a Parkourse in years.

Nah, it's been like, a few months.

Welcome back to another episode of:

I

Dare

YOU!

We take your dares, put them in a hat,

and if we draw it, the player council then decides how many points it's worth based on how daring of a dare it is.

If a player passes another player can take the steal.

DUN DUN DUN

The first player to get to 10 points wins something amazingly not amazing,

as well as their name in the Hall of Fame!

Nope! Just kidding, they get the Ball of Lame, you basically write your name on a ball of

aluminum foil, it's pretty lame...

Alright, today we've got a very special guest,

some of you guys may know him as...

RiceGum!

Greg: Hey guys nice to meet you! (laughing)

Yo, what's up guys it's RiceGum, I've been training my whole life for this

and I would rather die than leave this house a loser.

Damn,

we can arrange that.

Now it is time for us to do the loser dares.

The person with the least amount of points has to do the loser dare,

so we're all gonna make up our own loser dares and put it in the loser cup.

And, if you have the least points you have to pick from the loser cup.

Alright, let's do it.

[Ticking]

How do we decide who goes first?

Whoever has the most obnoxious underwear.

Obnoxious?

Brightest underwear.

Oh, Sean's is a little obnoxious.

I got some plad.

What you got, bro?

It's just red.

I dunno, but his is pretty bright.

Rock, paper, scissors.

Scissors.

(laughing) Why did you say it?

I won

(laughing) He's confused. It doesn't make any sense.

Derek goes first. *clapping* DEREK GOES FIRST!

First dare of the day.

I dare thee

fill underwear with eggs. Kick briskly in crotch.

Wait, what?

Kick briskly?

Alright, how many points is this?

I think I'd have to rate this after I see this.

I say minimum, you get three.

Okay.

We're gonna do this escalation style, first person kicks, you set the tone, next person has to go harder, harder, and then Greg goes last,

and he goes the hardest.

Okay, ready?

Yeah.

You didn't even break it!

I missed!

OH!

That was a slap kick!

OW!

Right on the leg!

Yo, that was a judo kick right there!

Do the haka first!

(Haka)

(Greg being sexy)

Oh my god I'm a little scared

OW!

That was like right on the side

That kind of hurt my foot, sorry Derek

What was that like 5 points?

I'm going to give you like 3 and a half

alright I'll take the 3 and a half

Ok, let's go Greg

Greg got more messed up than Derek did

Yea, my ankle hurts for sure

I dare you to put your legs through your shirt armholes for the rest of the game

He is the only one thats dressed up to it

I know I'm always like that.

One round one point.

Max 3.

One point initially next round another one next round another one

Alright

Quick fashion show.

Good job Greg.

Alright lets go Rice. *banging on table*

We have yogurt?

Lets go look in the fridge

So we don't have yogurt so were going to use this.

Banging noises.

What is that? (I have no idea)

Seasoned soy bean paste.

Were going to be a stylist today. (a very good one)

What do you think this is worth?

Ill take 3 or something.

Im down for a 3.

3 Points

Looks like saulsa.

*Awws and laughter*

Thats a gel?

Does that feel good? It feels pretty good.

Everybody get some highlights.

Auh Dude

There you go that's bomb.

Looks like a Chinese restaurant

Lets go Ryan.

*Banging noises*

*Sighs of pain*

Thats crusty.

Its was worse. (Not as bad as my toe to be honest)

I'll give you 3, 3 is a good base.

Got to lick one time?

Got to do a couple laps 1 2 3 4

Oh my god.

How many then?

3

You down? Lets do this

God look at that

What if i threw up on his foot extra point?

Alright ready?

*SREAMING*

Its so salty!

Uh so salty why? (because of sweat)

That was crazy x2

What if its wet toilet paper but be slap it on you.

What if we make a cast? Ooh a mask! Yeah.

So is this one round or a full game?

Ill steal it from you!

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

If you chicken ill do it.

Do it less than 3

Yeah proba- no if its a full game ill do 3.

Oooo a whole game?

Don't do it Sean you already got thre-

You talked him into it. x2

Just got to pee real quick.

Oooh that looks soggy!

There you go.

This isn't sticking.

There you go that will help the hat. Yeah.

Done x2

Banging

Lets go Derick.

Wait what?

I think they think there at the other house.

I like the spining jumping thing.

Shall we make it first then gage the points?

Got to make it a little risky. Yeah.

Im down. Okay

Someone get some matches some gasoline. (NOW THAT WOULD BE A GOOD BBQ)

Were gonna have Derick spin 20 times

On this platform up here.

And has to walk all the way from that platform gonna walk all the way cross to right here.

lets do this. If he does this how many points hes getting? 3 Okay 3 gimmie a little more cause that rock is HOT!

Alright 4 points.

If you fall in that's a fail.

You still get 2 points. Alright count it

1 yo this this is kinda scary.

2

you did not need the bat. I know he could a just spun

Alright

Faster.

18.

19.

20 GO.

OH dude fall towards the pool.

AWW DUDE

*SPLASH* Got hella wet

Now there is egg in my pool now

Alright good job Derick.

Nice atempt

Greg

Banging noises.

It should be we slap you.

One point each hit and we are pick you own thing.

What ever we want.

how many do you want from this.

Point per slap.

Point per slap we all pick something here we go.

Are you ready? * Breathing sound affects*

*Scream*

That wasn't too bad.

Gimme to me Derick!

OW

1 2-3

3!

*Screaming*

Pow

OHHHHHH

OHHHHHH

OHHHHHH

Which one was more sore mine or his?

Yours was like a whip.

Two different pains.

Im kinda turned on.

Alright lets go RiceGum.

*Banging on table*

WHAT?

Drink water?

Were you crocs at?

Taco? wereing it for his whole life.

Im down.

Oh my god!

Ill take two shoes and like

How does thing work.

Ill do it for 3 man.

DANG

Ill do it for 3 to.

2.5?

NOOO. You would not do it for 2.5

Ill do it for 2.5.

I did not come here to lose man.

You re husseld him.

Oooh Theres crust in there!.

SCREAMING

You nasty.

Hes gonna puke no hes not.

*BANGING ON A FREAKING TABLE* AGAIN.

Cemet is kinda tough (No shit Sherlock)

puddle of legos

we lift him up we grab a limb each one of us

Ooh of the ground? (OF COURSE OFF THE GROUND)

Along is if my head is safe im good

What is this worth? x2

4 and then 5

Alright

I just want to meausure.

Oh my god this is gonna hurt

A little higher give me a 4.

1 2 3

BANG

ow

Thats so sore!

What happened?

It was the guy with the mask he couldn't see!

Can you do that?

Lets make him Vandare.

Hes on to different boxes and he stands on the other boxes and forms sepretly.

Ill do it im down.

1 Point 2 point 4 Point *what happen to 3?

1 2 Go

Ah dude.

Thats a one.

Okay keep going.

OH this is a vandale.

HEY

WOAHHH

Ill give you 2 here X2

Thats 2? *THATS WHAT IM SAYIN?

Ready go!

You gonna need help?

AH dude im falling

Keep it going

You hella flexable

Falls

Thats pretty good.

Ill give you a 3.

Ill give a 3 two.

Good job Sean.

So Derick.

How many points?

Maybe a 3 for a pretty decent hit.

For a whole punch or slap.

yeah

Lets add you 2 in there

For 4 points punch in the stomach.

Slap in the face.

Then a whip?

Ill kick it yeah you do the towl whip.

Or whip

or actaully Greg

You know how to do that the towl whip?

Try it.

Oooh

Oooh

Alright

lets go Derick.

*Slap*

Flex *Punch*

*Kick* OW

Towl Whip.

Hes like bending over.

I quit dood

Good job Derick.

Alright Greg

Like in his ear?

I better get 2 points if its in my ear.