Name: 私の中毒 (My Addiction)
Uploaded: 2021-01-14T06:31:41.000Z
Duration: 6 min 39 s
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So this video was supposed to be  the first video of the year.

But as most of you know, I fell about  three weeks behind schedule

because the last video  took over a month to make.

Never, ever doing that many effects  in a video ever again.

But I wanted to start off the year  with something a little more personal.

And today I'm going to be talking about something that I've never said publicly

and it's something no one other than my closest friends and some family know.

But first, let me start off by saying my New Year's resolution is pretty much

your typical New Year's resolution. Exercise more and dieting better.

Be more mature. The main one was I was gonna keep on making YouTube videos

without having to sacrifice my health. Most of the time, it really goes into writing.

I write them on my laptop, my phone, but if I wanna put them on paper,

that would probably look something  like this [snap]

Yeah.. No.. I didn't sell too many shabus  back in '09.

I don't even make, like,  99% out of these ideas

because most of them make absolutely no sense.

Out of all these there's just probably a few worth filming.

Dragon Ball Z Fight in Real Life. What a great idea - it doesn't sound

overly time-consuming, difficult,  and no amount of stress to do at all.

[aaaah] dragon [beeping] dragon [beeping]

I don't want to pick that all up so  I'm not going to push it

but you know how mad I am. [exhales] anyway, as fun as it is

behind the scenes and what-not, I was just trying to keep up with everything last year.

Skipping meals, losing sleep, feeling exhausted all day.. and I ended up

I don't know where these feelings come from

or what they mean. But there's just something about crystal meth

finding the smallest animal you could find and just strangling them.

(offscreen) Yeah, I've been doing a lot better this week.

(offscreen) Very Good! Okay, let's move on to Ryan.

Hello, everyone. My name is Ryan and.. (others say, "Hi Ryan")

Hi. And over the years, I've kind of developed an addiction...

[dissing sounds] Are you freaking kidding me, man? I do meth and I strangle animals for fun.

See Wes over there? He hooks up an IV when he sleeps so

he could drink alcohol 24/7. Ted shoots up heroin

just because he loves the  movie Twilight that much.

You're like my own personal brand of Bella.

Phil? I don't even wanna tell you what he's on.

See? You see these? These are real problems. Why don't you come back when

What? No, I wasn't going to do that.  He's my dog.

He's only here because he's addicted to  making immature people laugh.

I don't know why I kept going with that. That was supposed to be a quick cut-away.

So anyway, it's not like I'm addicted to anything crazy like crack or crystal meth.

Well, I did just start getting into Breaking Bad.

Crystal meth does look kind of interesting

That's not a good joke. Do not ever do meth, kids.

Yes, that long cut-away was supposed to be a joke.

Caffeine addiction is a real problem. It's a real thing, and so was MySpace.

I'm a real drug addict. Yes, caffeine is legal, but it's real.

See, I wouldn't know because I didn't graduate college... because of caffeine.

Okay, I didn't graduate because I wanted to make YouTube videos.

(Man) YouTube. The gateway to caffeinated meth.

Seriously, the caffeine thing got pretty bad last year.

I was literally drinking about 4 Red Bulls every single day.

When we were filming the  Candy Crush video last year

If you watch that video again and replace Candy Crush with caffeine,

Symbolism. I don't even know if that is the right term... because I didn't

During that shoot, I was so exhausted, to finish, I drank 9 Red Bulls in one day.

That night, I crashed from Red Bulls, but I woke up later trembling

and my chest was in pain, so I knew I had to stop drinking so much caffeine.

I told myself, after the last video of the year, which was that one

I just needed a break from YT so I could stop drinking energy drinks for a month

because I was worried I was getting addicted to energy drinks.

I know a lot of you are younger than me. When I was younger, in HS/college,

I was surrounded by people that did drugs, but I never did.

I thought addiction could never happen to me, only weak-minded druggies.

What I mean is, for all of you innocent kids, you will be addicted to drugs.

Just kidding, sorry. This is serious. Addiction can happen to anyone.

I honestly still drink energy drinks, but not 4 a day anymore. 1 or 2.

People always make New Year's Resolutions and never follow through because,

once they screw up, I think they say, "screw it," and just let it go.

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