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  • We are good to go!

  • First Vlog of the year and...I...

  • that's what I was supposed to do today.

  • I was supposed to cut my hair.

  • It look so poofy.

  • So this video was supposed to be the first video of the year.

  • But as most of you know, I fell about three weeks behind schedule

  • because the last video took over a month to make.

  • Never, ever doing that many effects in a video ever again.

  • I'll probably do another one.

  • But I wanted to start off the year with something a little more personal.

  • And today I'm going to be talking about something that I've never said publicly

  • and it's something no one other than my closest friends and some family know.

  • But first, let me start off by saying my New Year's resolution is pretty much

  • your typical New Year's resolution. Exercise more and dieting better.

  • Be more mature. The main one was I was gonna keep on making YouTube videos

  • without having to sacrifice my health. Most of the time, it really goes into writing.

  • I write them on my laptop, my phone, but if I wanna put them on paper,

  • that would probably look something like this [snap]

  • Yeah.. No.. I didn't sell too many shabus back in '09.

  • I don't even make, like, 99% out of these ideas

  • because most of them make absolutely no sense.

  • Out of all these there's just probably a few worth filming.

  • Dragon Ball Z Fight in Real Life. What a great idea - it doesn't sound

  • overly time-consuming, difficult, and no amount of stress to do at all.

  • [aaaah] dragon [beeping] dragon [beeping]

  • I don't want to pick that all up so I'm not going to push it

  • but you know how mad I am. [exhales] anyway, as fun as it is

  • behind the scenes and what-not, I was just trying to keep up with everything last year.

  • Skipping meals, losing sleep, feeling exhausted all day.. and I ended up

  • developing what was a minor addiction.

  • I don't know where these feelings come from

  • or what they mean. But there's just something about crystal meth

  • finding the smallest animal you could find and just strangling them.

  • It just gives you that rush, you know?

  • (offscreen) Yeah, I've been doing a lot better this week.

  • Thank you, guys. [clapping]

  • (offscreen) Very Good! Okay, let's move on to Ryan.

  • Hello, everyone. My name is Ryan and.. (others say, "Hi Ryan")

  • Hi. And over the years, I've kind of developed an addiction...

  • to energy drinks and caffeine.

  • [dissing sounds] Are you freaking kidding me, man? I do meth and I strangle animals for fun.

  • See Wes over there? He hooks up an IV when he sleeps so

  • he could drink alcohol 24/7. Ted shoots up heroin

  • just because he loves the movie Twilight that much.

  • You're like my own personal brand of Bella.

  • Phil? I don't even wanna tell you what he's on.

  • What is he on?

  • He's still on MySpace.

  • Stop! Where'd you go?

  • See? You see these? These are real problems. Why don't you come back when

  • you have a real addiction?

  • No, don't strangle him!

  • What? No, I wasn't going to do that. He's my dog.

  • He's only here because he's addicted to making immature people laugh.

  • What?

  • [fart sound] [laughter]

  • I don't know why I kept going with that. That was supposed to be a quick cut-away.

  • So anyway, it's not like I'm addicted to anything crazy like crack or crystal meth.

  • Well, I did just start getting into Breaking Bad.

  • Crystal meth does look kind of interesting

  • That's not a good joke. Do not ever do meth, kids.

  • (Man) Meth. Not even once.

  • Yes, that long cut-away was supposed to be a joke.

  • Caffeine addiction is a real problem. It's a real thing, and so was MySpace.

  • I'm a real drug addict. Yes, caffeine is legal, but it's real.

  • I think. Is it a drug?

  • See, I wouldn't know because I didn't graduate college... because of caffeine.

  • (Man) Caffeine. Not even once.

  • Okay, I didn't graduate because I wanted to make YouTube videos.

  • But making YT videos led to caffeine.

  • You could say that YT is a gateway drug.

  • YT is a gateway drug.

  • (Man) YouTube. The gateway to caffeinated meth.

  • Seriously, the caffeine thing got pretty bad last year.

  • I was literally drinking about 4 Red Bulls every single day.

  • When we were filming the Candy Crush video last year

  • If you watch that video again and replace Candy Crush with caffeine,

  • That's what I was talking about.

  • Symbolism. I don't even know if that is the right term... because I didn't

  • graduate college because of caffeine!

  • During that shoot, I was so exhausted, to finish, I drank 9 Red Bulls in one day.

  • That night, I crashed from Red Bulls, but I woke up later trembling

  • and my chest was in pain, so I knew I had to stop drinking so much caffeine.

  • I told myself, after the last video of the year, which was that one

  • (Screams)

  • I just needed a break from YT so I could stop drinking energy drinks for a month

  • because I was worried I was getting addicted to energy drinks.

  • I didn't think that was possible.

  • So why am I telling you all of this?

  • I know a lot of you are younger than me. When I was younger, in HS/college,

  • I was surrounded by people that did drugs, but I never did.

  • I thought addiction could never happen to me, only weak-minded druggies.

  • What I mean is, for all of you innocent kids, you will be addicted to drugs.

  • Just kidding, sorry. This is serious. Addiction can happen to anyone.

  • Be careful.

  • I honestly still drink energy drinks, but not 4 a day anymore. 1 or 2.

  • It's all about the babies.

  • People always make New Year's Resolutions and never follow through because,

  • once they screw up, I think they say, "screw it," and just let it go.

  • But it's all about the baby steps. This baby is moon walking.

  • If your New Year's resolution was to be nicer to people because you were

  • a dick last year, try to be a dick every other day. Then once a week.

  • Then once a month. Then you relapse into an all-dick week...

  • That came out wrong...

  • So did that...

  • Never give up. Take baby steps.

  • Nobody likes a dick and nobody wants an addiction, especially if it's being a dick

  • That would make sense because nobody likes either of those things.

  • That's why the word 'dick' is in addiction (sounds similar)

  • But it doesn't have to be you. You can beat that addiction.

  • You can beat that dick.

  • My other resolution was to be more mature.

  • It's clearly working.

  • (fart)

  • Anyway, I made this video as an update to the start of the year.

  • I know a lot of you don't care about the personal life stuff.

  • You probably want me to drink more energy drinks to keep making more videos.

  • Thanks so much for watching.

  • I know I had a slow start this year, but I am back in it and ready to make 2014

  • not just good... not just great...

  • but pretty average!

  • It's gonna be another... another cool year.

  • It's going to be weird.

  • If you thought this video wasn't weird, you've probably watched me for a while

  • You're probably also weird now.

  • It's a proven fact I make people weirder. Sorry.

  • So for all of the #lamps out there, I can't wait to spend the year with you.

  • For all the new viewers out there, all of the cool kids are doing it...

  • just do it!

  • (whispers) Subscribe!

  • (Chair creaking)

  • (Higa) oh, dude.. oh!

  • (Man) Subscribing to Nigahiga? Not even once.

  • Ahhh... I hit the edge of my bed. See you, guys!

  • (Higa) Hey, thanks so much for watching. If you want to see that video that took

  • (Higa) way too long to make, click the left image.

  • (Higa) If you want to see the Candy Crush video, click the right image.

  • (Higa) If you can't tell left from right, put your hands up and make an L.

  • (Higa) Now put your right hand down. There you go.

We are good to go!

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