字幕表 動画を再生する 英語字幕をプリント Nigahiga: Hey guys. There's a lot of rumours going around about the Rihanna and Chris Brown incident and I know you're aching toknow what really happened. so, this is how it went down. Rihanna: You look so dumb right now, standing outside my house trying to apologise. You're so ugly when you cry,please just cut it out. Chris: What? Rihanna: And don't tell me you're sorry'cause you're not. chris, I know you're only sorryyou got caught. Chris: What are you talking about? Rihanna: Chris, I know you cheated on me. Chris: How could I have cheated on you? I was *singing* with you, with you,with you, with you, with you, girl. Rihanna: *tsk of disgust* Chris: *singing* With you, with you,with you, with you, with you, the whole time. Rihanna: Don't give me that bullcrap. Chris: What about that one night when you said you were cheating on me? Rihanna: What night? *singing* and i know that he knowsI'm unfaithful and it kills him inside. Chris: What? Rihanna: Oh yeah, that. Chris: *sigh* Rihanna: Well, you know what Chris, it doesn't matter 'cause you ain'tgetting under any of this anymore. Chris: What? Rihanna: I said you ain't getting under this. Chris: Under what? Rihanna: *singing* Under my umbrella. Chris: That's a lamp. Rihanna: So what, you think you'resome kind of umbrella expert now? Chris: God, you're an idiot. Rihanna: You know what, Chris? You can leave. I like Jesse McCartney better anyway. So get in your car and *singing*shut up and drive, drive, drive. Chris: Excuse me? Rihanna: That's right, Chris. I like Jesse McCartney better because he doesn't want just another pretty face orjust anyone to hold. He doesn't want his love to go to waste. Rihanna: He wants me and my beautiful soul. Chris: Oh you did not just say that, girl. I'm gonna... Rihanna: Wait, I, I.. I'm sorry, Chris. I didn't mean that! Chris, I'm sorry. Gimme a kiss. Gimme a kiss, I'm sorry, Chris. Chris: Don't gimme that lovey-doveylovey-dovey kiss kiss kiss kiss. I'm gonna grab your face andshove it from wall to wall. I don't care if any of the neighbours call. Rihanna: *whimper* Chris: Then I'm gonna crack a bottle, let my body waddle and shove it in your face 'cause you think you're a model. Rihanna: That's not even your song. Chris: You son of a ... Nigahiga: And that's exactly how it happened.