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  • *WINDOWS XP LOG IN INTRO*

  • All right everyone! It's time to continue with the green screen competition

  • We got a lot, we got so much fucking weird shit.

  • I forget to turn on my light, I guess the lighting's so good hey i dont need it

  • I look sparkly and shiny and beautiful and... Perfect complex skin anyway, thank you very...

  • But enough about me!

  • Let's keep watching the green screen competition submissions!

  • This is creepy man...

  • "FUCKING PIGGER"

  • PEWDS THEME: NO ONE TOLD YA LIFE WAS GOING TO BE THIS WAYYYY (ahhhh..)

  • *laughs*

  • Well that's a tv show I wanna watch!

  • One pewds man

  • Alright, alright, alright

  • ONE PUUUUUU- *seizure*

  • *Someone call 911*

  • HEYHEHE--Edgar

  • I want to have my own anime so bad.

  • *Epic music*

  • *Epic music*

  • Why America? Should be Sweden, man.

  • That's fucking good shit, man.

  • *Pewds barfs and then laughs*

  • *Dolphin laugh*

  • Get em, Malcolm!

  • Really, it just--

  • Thank you for everyone else submitting

  • But this one was clearly the best one

  • Jesus Christ.

  • "Hey, you! Fuck you! Don't like you!"

  • Pewdiepie meets Zoey

  • *Prepare to fight!*

  • JESUS. Thumbnail!

  • Is that Zoey from Left 4 Dead?

  • What the hell that doesn't even make any fucking sense.

  • *Goat has landed*

  • *claps* Take it back!

  • That was the winner!

  • "Oh, I love this"

  • "It feels hot" *Intense Harry Potter look then Hermione eye roll*

  • "Oh, you know what I'm gonna do with this..."

  • "...What I'm gonna do with this"

  • *Pewds laughs*

  • *sexual moans* *Pewds looking traumatised*

  • "Oh, momma!"

  • "It hurts a little bit" *Nose laugh*

  • "That's a little too hard"

  • To be fair, what was I expecting, honestly...

  • I don't know.

  • Oh, God. Attack on Titan.

  • Attack on Pewds!

  • Attack on P-AHUH

  • Dis gon be gud

  • (Laughter)

  • Oh, no.

  • "I have landed"

  • "I'm so sorry, didn't mean anything bad"

  • "I will just--UHHG"

  • *wind splosions* *Pewds laughing as people die*

  • No

  • *More laughter*

  • So shit but so gu--so gud.

  • Filthy Frank with PewDiePie

  • What the fuck? *ranting in the background*

  • That looks legit, man

  • "Mah name and likeness, huh?!"

  • When the Big Boss-- "Someone's newsfeed..."

  • "Wait... that's my news"

  • "Fuck you, you just got pranked!" *Pewds laughing*

  • *sounds of gunfire and cast iron frying pans*

  • "Hey, you. Fuck you."

  • "PREPARE TO FIGHT"

  • *fighting sound effects*

  • It's ya boy!

  • *echoes of "FOCK YOU" as Pewds WTFs*

  • "PewDiePie, you want war? You can have it!"

  • I mean, I'd pay to watch it.

  • Coming this never. Just like Kingdom Hearts 3, huh...

  • *Pewds bleeps and bloots* Ooh

  • "Feels nice and spicy"

  • What the fuck?

  • What the FUCK?

  • What da-- "TOP OF DA MORNIN TO YA LADDIES"

  • Oh, hello! I need to start watching Game of Thrones... (wait 'til he finds out they're twins)

  • *Cersei going "stop, stop"*

  • "I'm so sorry, didn't mean anything bad"

  • "I will just--" *gets pushed out window*

  • "Subscribe to PewDiePie"

  • *Jaime going "are you completely mad?"*

  • "How do you think I got this many subs?"

  • *Cersei "He saw us!" (no shit Cersei, kid's got eyes)

  • "RWOOAHHH"

  • NO! NO!

  • PEWDIEPIE NO!

  • "He gave you this" Hey, another Matrix--yes

  • *Matrix and Pewds laughing*

  • Oh, nice lip-sync.

  • Oh, no! It's Dillon and Malcolm!

  • *Dramatic music*

  • I don't know who the third guy is...

  • "Malcolm!"

  • *Malcolm: PewDiePie sucks!*

  • *too many voices to subtitle including Elrond murmurs*

  • Oh, whoa!

  • Dha ha ha!

  • *Pewds inhales*

  • *Dat Matrix music*

  • So good.

  • You know, it will have taken so long to superimpose all this shit, man

  • Oh, whoa!

  • Holy shiet!

  • Hey! A-ha ha ha

  • *Pewds being a fabulous rocket*

  • *Pewds applause* That was so good. That was so fucking good.

  • Thank you Lord-- George Lewd...cas?

  • "That's how you get number one on YouTube"

  • "Wanna see a magic trick?" *Pewds + Joffrey lovechild CONFIRME*

  • *Pewds WTFs*

  • *He WTFs again* *More ranting by Malcolm*

  • Oh my GOD that looks so good! What the hell!

  • Game of Subs...

  • That Edgar shot...

  • These are so creative, I love it.

  • It's so much fun to go through these

  • Nhu-Huh-Huh (look you try subtitling Pewds' laughing)

  • Oh my God...

  • Oh!

  • *creep laughter and splosions*

  • This is so cool!

  • (Caption author notes: These are undertale sfx up until now)

  • *demented cat sounds*

  • Dha-ha-ha

  • *More Pewds laughter*

  • I hate them creams...

  • It's true, I hate creams. It's disgusting.

  • Now you know how to defeat me...

  • Just throw a Japanese cream mask in my face...

  • That sounds weird, but it's true

  • "Dear pewdiepie, this is your landlord"

  • What?

  • "the reason why i really kicked you out

  • Is not because i'm a homophobic

  • It's because i loooove you,

  • Oh.

  • and i hope you accept my.. [pewdiepie sucks in background] apology

  • Okay.

  • *More Pewds orgasm*

  • Okay.

  • *creeper Pewds* *static noises*

  • Apology accepted. What can I say...

  • You still kicked me out, though.

  • PewDiePie chases Markiplier

  • *Markiplier background enthusiasm*

  • *Pewds laughing*

  • *Bangs on door* "Pewdiepie!"

  • I want it to be longer!

  • Oh, no.

  • It's an MMD of Five Nights At Freddie's?

  • Oh, it's ma laser!

  • He makes such awesome MMDs

  • I like how you bros-- oh, shiet!

  • OOOH he's coming! He's coming!

  • "What is uuuppp, Drama Alert nation!"

  • "I'm your host, K-K-Killer--"

  • *dat static doe*

  • That's some good shit.

  • They say the worst jumpscare of all is Pewdiepie's ass.

  • *epic remix*

  • What?

  • Holy shit the amount of editing that would go into this!

  • Oh yeah, so some of you flat out stole

  • Other people's submissions

  • Like, that's not cool. We, we know if you're pulling that shit.

  • You get banned for it, alright.

  • So, have fun.

  • *Lion King music to Lady and the Tramp. Ok*

  • *Pewds WTFs once more* *At least you're a lady, Pewds*