字幕表 動画を再生する 英語字幕をプリント *WINDOWS XP LOG IN INTRO* All right everyone! It's time to continue with the green screen competition We got a lot, we got so much fucking weird shit. I forget to turn on my light, I guess the lighting's so good hey i dont need it I look sparkly and shiny and beautiful and... Perfect complex skin anyway, thank you very... But enough about me! Let's keep watching the green screen competition submissions! This is creepy man... "FUCKING PIGGER" PEWDS THEME: NO ONE TOLD YA LIFE WAS GOING TO BE THIS WAYYYY (ahhhh..) *laughs* Well that's a tv show I wanna watch! One pewds man Alright, alright, alright ONE PUUUUUU- *seizure* *Someone call 911* HEYHEHE--Edgar I want to have my own anime so bad. *Epic music* *Epic music* Why America? Should be Sweden, man. That's fucking good shit, man. *Pewds barfs and then laughs* *Dolphin laugh* Get em, Malcolm! Really, it just-- Thank you for everyone else submitting But this one was clearly the best one Jesus Christ. "Hey, you! Fuck you! Don't like you!" Pewdiepie meets Zoey *Prepare to fight!* JESUS. Thumbnail! Is that Zoey from Left 4 Dead? What the hell that doesn't even make any fucking sense. *Goat has landed* *claps* Take it back! That was the winner! "Oh, I love this" "It feels hot" *Intense Harry Potter look then Hermione eye roll* "Oh, you know what I'm gonna do with this..." "...What I'm gonna do with this" *Pewds laughs* *sexual moans* *Pewds looking traumatised* "Oh, momma!" "It hurts a little bit" *Nose laugh* "That's a little too hard" To be fair, what was I expecting, honestly... I don't know. Oh, God. Attack on Titan. Attack on Pewds! Attack on P-AHUH Dis gon be gud (Laughter) Oh, no. "I have landed" "I'm so sorry, didn't mean anything bad" "I will just--UHHG" *wind splosions* *Pewds laughing as people die* No *More laughter* So shit but so gu--so gud. Filthy Frank with PewDiePie What the fuck? *ranting in the background* That looks legit, man "Mah name and likeness, huh?!" When the Big Boss-- "Someone's newsfeed..." "Wait... that's my news" "Fuck you, you just got pranked!" *Pewds laughing* *sounds of gunfire and cast iron frying pans* "Hey, you. Fuck you." "PREPARE TO FIGHT" *fighting sound effects* It's ya boy! *echoes of "FOCK YOU" as Pewds WTFs* "PewDiePie, you want war? You can have it!" I mean, I'd pay to watch it. Coming this never. Just like Kingdom Hearts 3, huh... *Pewds bleeps and bloots* Ooh "Feels nice and spicy" What the fuck? What the FUCK? What da-- "TOP OF DA MORNIN TO YA LADDIES" Oh, hello! I need to start watching Game of Thrones... (wait 'til he finds out they're twins) *Cersei going "stop, stop"* "I'm so sorry, didn't mean anything bad" "I will just--" *gets pushed out window* "Subscribe to PewDiePie" *Jaime going "are you completely mad?"* "How do you think I got this many subs?" *Cersei "He saw us!" (no shit Cersei, kid's got eyes) "RWOOAHHH" NO! NO! PEWDIEPIE NO! "He gave you this" Hey, another Matrix--yes *Matrix and Pewds laughing* Oh, nice lip-sync. Oh, no! It's Dillon and Malcolm! *Dramatic music* I don't know who the third guy is... "Malcolm!" *Malcolm: PewDiePie sucks!* *too many voices to subtitle including Elrond murmurs* Oh, whoa! Dha ha ha! *Pewds inhales* *Dat Matrix music* So good. You know, it will have taken so long to superimpose all this shit, man Oh, whoa! Holy shiet! Hey! A-ha ha ha *Pewds being a fabulous rocket* *Pewds applause* That was so good. That was so fucking good. Thank you Lord-- George Lewd...cas? "That's how you get number one on YouTube" "Wanna see a magic trick?" *Pewds + Joffrey lovechild CONFIRME* *Pewds WTFs* *He WTFs again* *More ranting by Malcolm* Oh my GOD that looks so good! What the hell! Game of Subs... That Edgar shot... These are so creative, I love it. It's so much fun to go through these Nhu-Huh-Huh (look you try subtitling Pewds' laughing) Oh my God... Oh! *creep laughter and splosions* This is so cool! (Caption author notes: These are undertale sfx up until now) *demented cat sounds* Dha-ha-ha *More Pewds laughter* I hate them creams... It's true, I hate creams. It's disgusting. Now you know how to defeat me... Just throw a Japanese cream mask in my face... That sounds weird, but it's true "Dear pewdiepie, this is your landlord" What? "the reason why i really kicked you out Is not because i'm a homophobic It's because i loooove you, Oh. and i hope you accept my.. [pewdiepie sucks in background] apology Okay. *More Pewds orgasm* Okay. *creeper Pewds* *static noises* Apology accepted. What can I say... You still kicked me out, though. PewDiePie chases Markiplier *Markiplier background enthusiasm* *Pewds laughing* *Bangs on door* "Pewdiepie!" I want it to be longer! Oh, no. It's an MMD of Five Nights At Freddie's? Oh, it's ma laser! He makes such awesome MMDs I like how you bros-- oh, shiet! OOOH he's coming! He's coming! "What is uuuppp, Drama Alert nation!" "I'm your host, K-K-Killer--" *dat static doe* That's some good shit. They say the worst jumpscare of all is Pewdiepie's ass. *epic remix* What? Holy shit the amount of editing that would go into this! Oh yeah, so some of you flat out stole Other people's submissions Like, that's not cool. We, we know if you're pulling that shit. You get banned for it, alright. So, have fun. *Lion King music to Lady and the Tramp. Ok* *Pewds WTFs once more* *At least you're a lady, Pewds* No... No! No furry shit! *I take it back, you're no lady Pewds* God. Stop. No!