字幕表 動画を再生する 英語字幕をプリント Oh, Tom and Jerry. Not rain nor snow nor a history littered with racially-insensitive missteps can deter the cartoon violence of a cat and mouse. And not even an absolute crap platformer, from those bastions of proto-shovelware Hi-Tech Expressions, could stop the antics of Hanna-Barbera’s most recognizable duo this side of Space Ghost and Zorak. (Fred Flintsone might object to this statement, but he can shut up until he pays up the twenty clams he owes me. I’ve got a chowder to make.) Tom and Jerry... wait, and Tuffy? The hell is a Tuffy? Someone needs to drop the Saved By The Bell font and explain to me, WHO THE HELL IS TUFFY? A nephew? Who does Jerry think he is, Scrooge McDuck? At least that was a genuinely good game. This? Well, the second level takes place in a series of tubes, down which is flushed a blue substance that may or may not be 2000 Flushes. I’ll leave the rest for you to de-deuce. If you tilt your head until your neck starts making funny noises, you might - MIGHT - liken this “The House Is So Huge”-style platformer to a Rescue Rangers or a Little Nemo. But don’t. Your goal is to get to the “end,” which is usually the upper-rightmost point in the level, in keeping with standard platformer tradition. Between it and you are hostile nutcrackers, spiders, flies, snails, squirrels desperate to share their nuts with you, and every third level, Tom himself, flicking marbles at you or something. That jerk. Your primary weapon is a supply of... balls. Blue balls, that arc downward and are a right pain to aim. Occasionally you’ll come upon a... is that a saucepan? Who the heck makes a mouse-sized saucepan? Nothing here makes sense. Even the audio is just the same track, looped over and over and over and over again, combined with sound effects that make me all nostalgic for playing those crappy knock-off Mega Man games on my old Tandy.That’s right, I said it: MY OLD TANDY. It’s no secret that, if the game says “Hi-Tech Expressions” on it, chances are your soul is already forfeit. The best you can hope for is something inoffensive. And, while there’s plenty of frustration to be had, the game isn’t actually broken or defective, just... uninspired, derivative, and reliant on a license that was barely relevant then and is even shakier now. Y’know what? Let Tuffy stay in the attic. We’re just gonna forget about him anyway. If you’re absolutely dead-set on playing this thing... Eh. Here’s an infinite-lives code. You’re gonna need it just to deal with the sewage level.
B2 中上級 CGRundertow TOM & JERRY for ファミコンゲームレビュー (CGRundertow TOM & JERRY for NES Video Game Review) 147 3 阿多賓 に公開 2021 年 01 月 14 日 シェア シェア 保存 報告 動画の中の単語