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  • What happened when you flip a car with a raw cage held together by a duct tape?

  • Duct tape joints. No welds.

  • That was a dummy.

  • I'll never get in that car tilt together by a duct tape.

  • But what if you use tape as strong as steel?

  • Manliness

  • Tape joints. No welds.

  • Strong as steel

  • Here's the thing: your manliness

  • Your shovels break, your pipes leak.

  • Your mouther falls off cuz a manly man, will not be marveled.

  • You need a manly solution for those manly problem.

  • Duct tape is temporary. It only gets you so far.

  • Keeps the pieces together without actually make things work again.

  • Like my birthday with my parents' marriage.

  • The hardware store may have new shovels, brass pipes but a manly man doesn't want to spend his Saturday at store.

  • Unless that store is a co-word for a big screen TV that feature

  • You could call a handyman or a plumber, but they charge for consultation plus the price in the new parts

  • plus labor, plus dignity and your wife depending on how sexy your plumber is.

  • Well, there's a manly solution for your manly problems.

  • FiberFix. FiberFix is a special tape that's strong as steel.

  • It's not an expression. It's literally as strong as steel.

  • I'm not prone to hyperbolic

  • FiberFix can be used anywhere.

  • Got a busted pipe?

  • FiberFix it.

  • Only if you want that pipe to function properly for the rest of your mother loving life

  • because FiberFix is strong, permanent and 100% watertight.

  • Repairs like that can cost hundreds of dollars.

  • Fix it yourself with FiberFix spend the rest of savings on something manly

  • like hunting equipment or diversify stock portfolio that's sensible yet aggressive enough to expect reasonable ROI.

  • Because that's manly, too.

  • A quick FiberFix can save your Saturday.

  • Dual? broke? FiberFix!

  • Saturday saved.

  • Broken stool? Yeah, that's FiberFix, the sand to be smooth, painted to be beautiful, like the toenails of a brownie woman.

  • Camping in the middle of nowhere with broken tent pole? FiberFix!

  • Saturday saved.

  • exhausted pipes, water heaters, FiberFix can fix it all and it withstands temperature of up to 850 degrees.

  • If there were any stronger, you can use it to repair volcano.

  • FiberFix is 100 times stronger than duct tape because it uses fiber glass technology.

  • Just dip it in water, wrap it, wait 10 minutes, bang!

  • Cured, hardened, strong as steel.

  • FiberFix, tougher than nails and softer than nothing because it's FiberFix.

  • It wasn't made to be soft. You wanna soft? Go buy a poppy and tissue, and blow its nose into.

  • You wanna tough? Buy FiberFix.

  • So if you break things and would like to un-break them, click here to order FiberFix today at

  • FiberFix provides first-aid kit, you shouldn't wait until you cut yourself before you go out and buy one cuz you bleed out and die

  • according about what I know about cuts.

  • You gotta have that kit ready the moment you need just like you need FiberFix before some breaks.

  • In your house, your glove box, your toolbox, your fanny pack,

  • so when the poop hits the fan, you can wrap the poop and FiberFix. Heaven helped that fan.

  • Or maybe you're thinking,"Do I have to buy FiberFix?"

  • Can't I just use 100 times more duct tape?

  • Sure, you could totally do that.

  • Or maybe you're thinking FiberFix's tape that can't be a permanent solution.

  • Well, you should stop being such a tape racist cuz this is nothing like any other tape you've seen before.

  • Yes, these raw cages held together by nothing but FiberFix and no I did not weld it.

  • It's called FiberFix, it's in permanent fix like when you get your dog fixed, there's no going back.

  • Sorry, boy. Here's your tissue.

  • Is FiberFix for women, too? Just ask my smoking hot wife.

  • Yes, it is. (clap) back to you, husband.

  • So click here and we'll send you our manly man kit complete with FiberFix repair aid, heat wrap, patches.

  • You'll be ready to repair anything, anytime, anywhere.

  • So you can spend the rest of your time winning your wife back from the plumber

  • So unless you've never broken anything in your life ever, click here to try FiberFix today.

  • FiberFix for every man including women.

What happened when you flip a car with a raw cage held together by a duct tape?


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Redneck Drives a Duct Tape Car off a Cliff!

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    Stanie Yu に公開 2016 年 12 月 09 日