Ma name is Pewdiepie

Pewds : Uhh...

Pewds : So today...

Pewds : I was going to play a game with Marzia...

Pewds: but she's not available...

Pewds : Sooo Uhmm...

'Marzia': Bruh!...

Marzia : Felixx !!

Pewds: Marzia?

'Marzia': I'm available bruh!

Pewds: (Laughs) Oh I'm sorry

Pewds: I didn't realize...

Pewds : You were here !

You look... goo..good

*sax music*

Don't ! Please... (laughs)

Were you going to let me motorboat you?

'Marzia': Bruh, you wanna motorboat? (poses)

(Pewds laughs increasingly more uncomfortably)

*more sax music*

*nip slip*

Pewds: nooo... well... you can't do that on YouTube..

Marzia!

'Marzia': Bruh

Pewds: (shushes) My mum is watching... please... come on...

'Marzia': My mum is watching too!

Marzia: Italia Pewds: We suppose... Italia.. okay..

Pewds: But we're gonna play a game called push me, push you...

Pewds : Its just come out...

Pewds : Its really cool, I think you're really gonna like this game

Marzia: We played this...

Marzia : In uhh...

Marzia : In bed

Pewds: So in this game...

Pewds : Ahh its kinda like cat dog

Pewds : And I'll be the cat and you'll be the dog

Marzia: What is catdog?

Pewds: Catdog is the cartoon from the nin...

Marzia: I'm from Italy, they don't have a cartoon..

Pewds: Okay

Pewds : Well...

Pewds : I'm gonna be...

Pews : Ahh..

Pewsd : The one on the left..

Pewds : Okay so I'm

Pewds : I'm the bald guy...

Marzia: You like my hair ?

Pewds : Yeah , no , you look good...

Marzia: You like it ??

Pewds : Yeah , you look ... you look really good ...

Marzia : Its change for you ?

Pewds : No , it looks the same

Marzia : You like my breast ?

Pewds : If you had any * triggered *

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHH

( lol Marzia's face )

Pewds : Okay

Pewds : Ahh...

Pewds : My hair is bacon

Marzia : Which... which one look like my hair ?

Pewds : That one

Marzia : Alright , its important !

Pewds ; Yeah I know it is

Marzia : This is the type of thing that Marzia actually does

Pewds : Yeah , I know it is...

Brad : Uh huh...

Brad : Sorry mate

* Pewds proscessing *

Pewds : Okay , so I am this guy

Pewds : On the left

Marzia : Omg it is so creepyyy...

Pewds : Yes... They're...(laughin)

Pewds : Yes , that is creepy alright

Pewds : Oh I'm so tiny ... Marzia : Wierdest thing...

Pewds : Urgg ... Marzia : Ouuch ...

Marzia : How did you do this ...

Pewds : Urrggg ...

Marzia : UUUUURRRGGG

Pewds : Uh huh ...

Pewds : Okay pink team ...

Pewds : Keep the ball on here ...

Pewds : Purple team keep the ball on here ...

Pewds : Okay

Marzia : Alright which one am I ?

Pewds : You are the purple team

Marzia : Keep the ball on my own side or yours ? Pewds : Yeah

Pewds : Yeah , no my side , your side ...

Pewds : No , its my ball

Marzia : Stay away...

Marzia : Yayyy got you caught too...

Marzia super cute laugh : ha ha ha

Pewds : Wtf ...

Pewds : Marzia please ...

Marzia : How dare you ?

Pewds : Marzia I have to win !

Pewds : I am the man !

Pewds : Fuck sake ...

Pewds : Ohh !

Pewds : Oh you got a point ... fuck it ..

Pewds : Can you sto... Marzia : YEEEAAAAHHHHH

Pewds : Ohhh it's on my side now Marzia !!

Pewds : What you gonna do bout det

Marzia : I will steal the ball back ...

Pewds : Aw really ?

Marzia : You have to let me

Marzia : You're not allowed to bully me I am your girlfriend !

Pewds : MA BALL !

Marzia : Your balls from you !!

Pewds : AWWW

Marzia : Yeah I got it !

Pewds : NO !

Marzia : Look at dis !

Pewds : Give me ma balls back !

Pewds : Why are you legitimately good at this game for once ?

Pewds : Oh ...

Pewds : Come on

Pewds : Get in here !

Marzia: I am not suspiciously better today

marzia : There we go ..

Marzia : I get another point !

Pewds : Fuck you Marzia !

Marzia : UUHHHHHHHHHHOOO

Marzia : YEEEEAHHHHH ! ( like a man )

Pewds : How does your voice feel Marzia ?

Marzia : It is actually really hurt every time I have to do this ...

Marzia : But its worth it because ...

Marzia : Because my fans are watching CutiePie

Marzai : CutiePies

Pewds : All your CutiePies are watching yeah ...

Pewds : Yeah you're right ...

Marzia : I have the ball

pewds : Ahh forr fuck sake ...

Marzia : You do no...

Pewds : Aww I'm doin...

Pewds : I beat at your owwn game Marzia !

( can't hear the fuk is Marzia talkin about )

pewds : Let me push you ...

( Sound of Pewds and Marzia cuddling )

Pewds : YEAAAAAHHHH

Pewds : No Marzia please...

pewds : Don't be sad

Marzia : You make a me crya Pewds !

( Italian ?? )

Marzia : Don't spray my niaepples !!

Marzia : My new hairstyle is all ruined...

Marzia : ...a now...

Pewds : Don't be sad Marzia ...

Pewds : You're so beautiful !

Marzia : Just like the scene in the Notebook when its a ...

Marzia : Crying !

Marzia : Have you seen the film The Notebook when a ...

Pewds : I have seen The Notebook

Marzia : Kissing in the rain ?

Pewds : You just distracting me from losing...

Pewds : No , for fuck ... please ...

Pewds : Please jusst get off me !

Marzia : You are getting rekt at this game bro ...

Pewds : Fuckin let go...

Pewds : What ??

Marzia : Rekt noob...

Marzia : What ... Yeah !!

Marzia : YEAH !!

Marzia : Your time to cry bitch !

Marzia : Yeah thats right ! Pewds : Ahh I'm so sad !

Marzia : You fuckin cry ... Pewds : I'm so sad !

Mrrzia : You fuckin cry bitch ! Pewds : Marzia please !

Marzia : YEAH !!!

Marzia : Cry more bitch !

Pewds : I'm so sorry Marzia : Crying all the tears I'll lick'em up !

Marzia : Just need to cover my nipples again ...

pewds : Hey cover your self up what the fuck is wrong with you ?

Marzia : I will blurr them ! Pewds : Omg

Marzia : You don't like them ??

Pewds : No , I don't like them

Pewds : Are they real ?

Marzia : Yeah you want to lick it ?

Marzia : Forr the views ...

Marzia : You can never come back from this ...

Pewds : I consider it for like the fun but ...

Pewds : ... but no I'm not fuckin do that shit !

Marzai : You can never come back !

Pewds : You would let me do it thats the fuckin weird part dude !

Pewds : MUUUUUUUAAAAAARRRRR Marzia : MUUUUUUUUAAAAAAARRRR

Marzia : I haven't seen you since the war ...

Pewds : Well ... I wrote you every single day !

Pewds : Lets hug and kiss

Pewds : MUUUUUAAARRRR Marzia : MUUUUUAAAAARRRR

Marzia : I love you so maaach !

Pewds : I love you too Marzia !

Pewds : Ohhhhh the love is so strong !

Pewds : Ohhh we're circle ...

Pewds : We're snail !

Pewds : Who ever wins this one ...

Mariza : Will be the dominate one to night ...

Marzia : Okay

Pewds : Uh huh

Marzia : And I will let you win

Marzia : I would like to be dominated by you for once you litte hoe...

Marzia : you can not TAKE THIS BALL !!

Pewds : Nahh its my ball Marzia

Pewds : You know that ...

Pewds : We talked about the balls Marzia

Marzia : No they are mY balls

Pewds : Oh yeah you're right ...

Marzia :That is how this relationship work

Pewds : That is how , you have my balls, you're right

Marzia : Thats how this whole relationship work

Pewds : Oh Marzia let me touch you

Pewds : Come on Marzia let me touch you ...

Marzia : You can not touch me without my consent

Pewds : C'mon Marzia !

Marzia : Don't touch me !

Pewds : Thats how its done Marzia ! Marzia : NO ! No !

Pewds : I'll get a new girlfriend if you don't win this game ...

Marzia : You sould not joke about that stuff Pewds ...

Pewds : I'm sorry ... I'm sorry (x3) ... come back and play

Pewds : You're letting me win !

Marzia : No !!! Pewds : YEAH !

Marzia : This is unfair !

Pewds : YEAAAH ! Marzia : You cheated !!

Marzia : You said real life painful thing to me !

Pewds : I'm , I'm sorry , don't be ...

Marzia : My nipples are coming out again ! Pewds : No !

Pewds : Just cover yourself up ! Marzia : I'm trying !

Pewds : Cover yourself woman Marzia : I'm trying to recover again ...

Pewds : Alright , L ... l ... last chance Marzia ...

Marzia : No I'm winning ...

Pewds : Are you really tho ... ?

Marzia : Yes !

Pewds : Are you really tho ? Marzia : Yes !

Pewds : Are you ...

Pewds : Oh you are ...

Pewds : How do you WIN at this game ?

Marzia : Coz I am so good at video games all of a sudden ...

Pewds : YEAH !!! Marzia : H...hey !

Marzia : Hey ! Pewds : Ahhh

Marzia : No bro you ruined it Pewds : Yeah BRO !

Pewds : YEAH BRO !

Marzia : Felix!

Pewds : Yeah whatsup ?

Marzia : Stop !

Pewds : Yep

Marzia : Stop !

Pewds : Stop what ?

Marzia : You're nasty !

Pewds : You're not my girlfriend

Marzia : Look !

pewds : You're not ... Oh god !

Marzia : You're being pushed away ...

Pewds : No ... no ... no , nonononono ... Marzia : Yeah I'm gonna win !

Marzia : Back in to the purple !

Pewds : No , not a ... back in !!

Marzia : Back into the purple ! Pewds : Come on !

Marzia :YEAAAH Pewds : NOOOOOO !!!

Marzia : YEAAAAAAHHHHHUHHHH

Marzia : Waaahaaaa !!

( wtfukkk ??? )

Pewds : Shame on you !

Pewds : Shame on you !!

Marzia : Do I look like the girl from The Ring ?

Pewds : You do !

Marzia : Did you like my make up today ?

Pewds : Uhh, Yeah , you look really good ... Marzia : I get my self a nice jawline ...

Marzia : Contour Pewds : Yeah , I know , its nice !

Pewds : You might wanna ...

pewds : Uhmm ...

Pewds : Nothin ...

Marzia : You think I look beautiful ?

Pewds : Yes

Marzia : You like meeee ?

Pewds * wtf * ofcourse ...

Marzia : Who won ?

Pewds : I did ...

Marzia : Who won overall ?

Pewds : I did

Marzia : Who won your heart ?

Marzia : You did

Marzia : Okay so I can go now ? Pewds : Okay

Pewds : Yeah now we could ... Marzai : I'm hungry ...

Pewds : Yeah ...

Marzia : We need to feed Puga Pewds : Okay ...