(10/10 would watch )

[Neon Genesis OST continues ]

(get in the damn robot shinji!)

(Project Hitler Networks Presents)

WHAT IS UP?!?!

BRO-ARMY NATION?

I am your new- uh

I'm-

I ran out of ideas..?

So today, I'm..

So... from now on.. I'm going to..

So from now on I'm going to report the news!

(This wont end well...)

reporting-- I'm doing the news now.

(Everybody type in the comments Pewds is a beautiful bastard)

I hate drama, but I need to do this, this is my purpose.

This is my real purpose and I think this might be, my core message.

I made that video, I do- do- I'd still stand by,

I do hate drama, but I need to do this drama show now, 'cause

Keem is quitting (Praise Odin for that), and Scarce is..

Scarce *laughs*

LET'S- I need a- I need my- I need to be original here, otherwise this is not gonna work.

Uhh *Keemstar's "LET'S GET RIGHT INTO THE NEWS" plays*

LET'S GET SLAMMING ON THE PewDie-Pewbs will get into the news..

Let's go inside

[Rethinking his choice of words]

Uhhh...

Let's go inside the stories!

I like that one, actually, let's do that one.

Let's go inside the stories!

The scoop! Oh no that's better, scoop is better.

(I have so many questions with this picture)

Let's get into the latest scoops!

Our first story- you will not believe!

Scarce has come out as homosexual.

*dramatic music*

Also his parents confirms, that- they think he is gay now.

(Just show them your browser history)

(MY parents would be terrified)

We reached out to Scarce

for a comment

about the situation..

And/I'm/gay/I told my parents/I'm gay alright?

and/my mom/is super homophobic/um both of like my mom and my dad-

actually like, grabbed my balls!

and/they both sincerely think i'm gay now

Oh my God I just- I cant fuckin believe it and I'll see you later peace!

I'm/gay

[Back to you Pewds]

Syndicate

has confirmed

that he is the vice president of CS GO..

Lotto

As you can see here on the title and thumbnail

$$$

Oh my God

I need to create a website as well (pewdsroulette.notascam.com)

Hail Hitler!

(Seriously what the hell is this?)

Another breaking story this is a big one guys

iDubz has also come out as gay

in his, coming out video

I'm gay!

(Hi Gay, i'm Bob)

(Zoom just incase you're blind as a bat)

Now I don't personally give my opinion on the show, no matter what

But I personally think

this is terrific (STFU Pewds!)

Everyone support iDubbz (This is the internet!)

in this.. (You can shove your opinion)

decision.. (Up yer arse!)

Uhh, he made

The next news might shock you

It involves a dear friend of mine and uhh

you know it pains me to do this

but Jacksepticeye says

I got to see all my friends

(Say what now?)

Jacksepticeye doesnt have any friends (You just called him a "dear friend" a while ago)

why is he lying about this? (You had one job Pewds!)

We dont know

Why did Jack lie about the situation

We dont know

Coming up next!

noobs (???)

nudes (?????)

The next scoop is..

might..

shock you

(That grammar shocked me)

Uhhh

A scientific breakthrough has been done in the YouTube community today

As Roman Atwood (Did I spell that right? I dunno the guy)

Discovers water colder than 0 degrees

(Calling something from 2 years ago news)

(God dammit Pewds you had one job)

Now we didn't know there was possible for c- water to be colder than 0 degrees

But it seems that Roman Atwood, has done it

He also attempted to swim in this wa- coldest water ever

and it seems that he survived somehow

Could Roman Atwood be a superhuman

We reach out to Roman Atwood for a response

Roman Atwood, is tha-

were having Lo- Roman Atwood live here on the skype

Totally not Pewds: Yeah dude I just, went in- I found the coldest water ever

Totally not Pewds: And I just went straight in

Totally not Pewds: I needed to prove, you dude that it was

Totally not Pewds: Sick dawg!

Thank you for your, continued support, in the YouTube community

[Transition]

Roman Atwood has murdered his own children

(Kid looks plenty alive to me)

(Also this happened 2 years ago)

(Goddammit Pewds you're not doing this right)

We reach out to Roman Atwood for a response

Totally not Pewds: Yeah dude its just, its just a clickbait, uh, title!

So you're saying you didn't murder your children?

Totally not Pewds: Yeah man, I wouldnt- I wouldnt- I wouldnt do that dude

Then why did you put it on the title?

(Cause fuck you thats why)

Roman?

Ro-

Roman?

Roman has yet to leave a response

The next scoop everyone..

Leafy decides to leaf (Mandatory pun)

YouTube

He is, officially done

with YouTube. And..

I for once support leaf- *Couldnt hold it in*

There have a lot of scoops today but

but there are

many more scoops to cover

Wait, whats this?

Whats this?

News team? (I think you need help Pewds)

Whats this?

Comedy shorts gamer has found the best game ever (Bear simulator)

Twice

(It's 1 year ago, I'll give you a pass)

[Zooms incase you're cant see for shit]

Could ComedyShortGamer, potentially suffer from amnesia? (RIP in peace Amnesia videos)

We reach out to ComedyShortGamer

For a response (loudscreamaheaddontsayididntwarnyou)

(Jesus Christ that scared the living shit outta me)

This just in..

right now live on the scoops

Pewdiepie's dad

is gay

(Now this is news!... Sort of..)

We reach out to Pewdiepie's dad for a response

#DicksOutForHarambe

Absolutely news breaking

Hey guys!

Uhh

Next up

It look like FaZe rain murdered his roommate

Pretty big news here

Uhhm

I dont kmow if its true or not

But it seems like theres a knife

and

going into his roommates back

Uhhm

I'm not gonna dig deeper than this because

It dont fucking matter for shit

But it seems, yes, FaZe rain did murder his roommate

That was it for this weeks-

of-

Obs- Obscupse (Wut?)

Hope you're all a fan of this new show format

That I will do for a year and then quit (So much burn in this video it hurts)

Keem just come back (not) I cant do this, fucking job alright?

I dont- I cant

Cant do it

I CANT DO IT!

Favorite and like this video for more ehh

Ahh... Scoops

Pewdiepie now over a lot of subscribers

[Neon Genesis OST plays again and cue the eva intro rip off ]

(Im just gonna let other subtitlers write their stuff here)

*Random Hitlers*

(Praise NERV)

(Sigh....)

(Guess I have to do it for him again huh?)

(Like and favorite if you enjoyed)

(Blah blah blah...You probably know the rest)

[Insert brofist here]

Heyo Bros!!! I'm Jose haha

(This is weird music)

(Okay its growing on me)

(Great.. Now I like it..)

10/10 Neon Genises best OST

(Pewds forgot its supposed to be longer than 10min)

(Stay awesome bros!)

(Great thumbnail there Pewds, you practically set the comment section aflame)

(Actually, this whole video is a flame war)

(What? Still here?)

(There's nothing to see here move along)

hihihih subtitles

Now we know you only stayed for the subtitles

(Seriously)

(What the fuck are you doing?)

(Get a core message!)

I guess you never leave, huh?

You know when you have a really catchy song on your mind?

Maybe something like

baby don't hurt me

don't hurt me

no more

Now you've wasted a lot of time.. just leave

No? Still here?

Alright, you are..

Now I got a confession to make.. Since no-one knows who I am..

I am...

I AM A PROUD PIDGEON

ok seriously thats all

Stop wasting time.. I got no more to say

Actually I do..

Micheal stop messing up the subs

Don't vote Trump

Almost finished

just a few more seconds!

LETS GET READY TO RUMMMMBLLLE

*Squirtle Squirtle*

HI MOM!!!!!

IM A SUBTITLER!!!

Hey baby! You look like trash, can I take you out? (Great job, you stayed till the end for a split second horrible pickup line)