Now, they're looking hard for the exit

While a lot of people know they are against the EU, fewer know exactly what they want instead

So let us take you around the post-Brexit showroom, where all the available models for new economic relations are on display

They all have different designs, so we can find the one that suits your priorities best

Whether that's to limit European immigration, be rid of Europeans laws, or remain a great trading nation

choice number one is to go it alone

cutting loose from a sinking continent and setting out on a great global adventure

Well, what is more boringly called the WTO, or World Trade Organization model

If Britain makes a clean break with the EU, it can keep the foreigners out, and it can ignore foreigners when making its laws

Unfortunately, it can also forget about a lot of the lucrative trade it's currently doing

Going it alone means to trade on the lowest common multiple of market access:

the WTO rules that almost every country in the world accepts

The WTO model is much worse for trade than the EU single market

As EU members, Britons have been able to buy and sell to other Europeans just as if they were in Britain

No tariffs, no discrimination, and exactly the same standards and regulations across the continent

Cutting loose means losing those benefits

So this choice is not so much the glory of the wide open seas

It's more lost at sea

If that doesn't appeal, how about choice number two? The Canada Model

Canada has struck a free trade deal with the EU

and the UK could try to do the same

It improves marginally on the WTO model, but it only covers goods, things you can load on ships and trucks

while the UK's greatest export advantages lie in services, such as finance and law

So what if you want to keep trading services unimpeded?

Then you might like choice number three

Ever heard of europeiske økonomiske samarbeidsområdet? Oh yes, you have

That's Norwegian for the European Economic Area, or EEA, which everyone calls the Norway model.

There's a lot to like about the Norway model

The EEA agreement lets Norway trade most goods and services freely inside the single market without being part of the EU

It can even strike its own trade deals with other countries

But then there was that thing about taking back control

And Norway has accepted wholesale the free movement of workers and the EU single market rules

So has Iceland, another EEA member

You could call it the Iceland model, if you prefer

Maybe that would do something for the football, but it won't keep immigrants out

By now you might be thinking that we're looking at ever more absurdly small countries for the UK to model itself on

Well, wait till you see this

Some unscrupulous dealers will tell you they can get you a special bespoke version of the EEA

This is choice number four: EEA+, or the Liechtenstein model

Liechtenstein is in the single market through the EEA

It's allowed some limits on freedom of movement

But Liechtenstein is 25 kilometers long, and has 37, 000 people

You won't get this model in a size that fits Britain

And even if you did, it would still require full compliance with the laws governing the single market

but without any say in what they are

So I'm afraid there is no model that takes all the boxes

If you avoid immigration, or laws not made at home, you lose out on trade

so you have to choose which priority to give up

If you could accept free movement, we do actually have a model that gives full single market access

and equal power of the rules

In fact, choice number five has been our bestselling model for years

It's called EU membership

But then that's the model you've just come to trade in