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  • (ticking)

  • (sigh)

  • - I guess I'll check Facebook?

  • (door opening)

  • - Well, well, well.

  • - Knock, knock.

  • - [Man In White Hat] Looks like somebody's

  • checking Facebook, huh?

  • - Oh my God, it's the Facebook algorithm.

  • - Who?

  • - They control everything, the feed,

  • what you see, what you don't see.

  • - What's it to ya?

  • - Nothing.

  • I deleted my account, I swear.

  • - Arf!

  • (whimpering)

  • - Goodbye, Siobhan.

  • - Hmm, this a nice place you got here.

  • Oh, yeah, real nice place.

  • - Thanks?

  • - Hey, do me a quick favor.

  • Take a look at this article.

  • - Strawberries are bad for you,

  • but not for the reasons you think

  • - Yeah, what do you think of that?

  • - It's okay?

  • - Okay?

  • Are you sure you don't like it?

  • Be a real shame if you didn't like it.

  • - I like it.

  • I like it, it's good, I like it!

  • - Oh, you hear that?

  • She likes it!

  • - She's a fan.

  • - [Man In White Hat] She likes the article.

  • Well, if you like it so much,

  • here's a hundred more.

  • - Oh, my God!

  • That is so many articles.

  • - You're welcome.

  • - I don't...

  • Look, I just went on Facebook

  • to see how my best friend from England is doing.

  • - Oh, your friend from England.

  • - [Man In White Hat] Friend from England.

  • - Oh, is this your friend from England right here?

  • - Yeah.

  • - Wow, very pretty girl.

  • You don't see her anymore!

  • (laughter)

  • - [ Man In White Hat] Hey, ask her what else

  • she wants to see, yeah?

  • - I'm going to, you idiot.

  • Excuse me,mademoiselle.

  • You have anything else you would like to view?

  • - Um, my friend Rachel just had a baby.

  • - Oh, her friend Rachel.

  • - Her friend Rachel, wow.

  • She had a baby, okay.

  • You wanna see a picture of her baby?

  • - Yes?

  • - Okay, how bout a picture

  • of your high school bully's baby

  • (laughing)

  • - I'm not even friends with her!

  • - Yes you are!

  • - Oh, you friended her way back when

  • and just forgot about it,

  • and we brought it up again for no reason.

  • - God, she looks just like her.

  • That's so many bad memories.

  • - Hey, let me do it.

  • I'm your friend, see.

  • I'll show you whatever you wanna see, see?

  • What d'ya wanna see?

  • - My friend Avery

  • just got a puppy.

  • Maybe a video of the puppy?

  • - Okay.

  • - Okay?

  • - Okay.

  • - Okay, okay.

  • - But first, you gotta look at 50 articles

  • your friend's mother shared about mercury in vaccines.

  • - No!

  • (laughing)

  • No, why, why are you doing this to me?

  • - Cause we're protecting you!

  • - [Man In Gold Hat] Yeah, we're protecting you.

  • - I just wanna go back to the old linear timeline.

  • - [Man In White Hat] Hey, we all have wants.

  • And if you want people to be able to see

  • your little YouTubes,

  • you best throw us some dough, okay?

  • - Oh, no.

  • All right, we'll be back next week.

  • We'll see ya then.

  • Toodles.

  • (gasp)

  • (door closing)

  • - Well, I guess I still have Instagram.

  • (shouting)

  • - You didn't think it'd be that easy, huh?

  • - Hi, I'm Siobhan from College Humor.

  • Click over here to subscribe,

  • and click here for more fun stuff,

  • ya filthy animals.

  • I was abandoned in this office

  • when I was ten years old by my parents.

  • I've only eaten pizza for such a long time.

  • I think I have scurvy.

(ticking)

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Facebookのアルゴリズムはマフィアのようなもの (Facebook’s Algorithm is Like the Mafia)

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