字幕表 動画を再生する 英語字幕をプリント (ticking) (sigh) - I guess I'll check Facebook? (door opening) - Well, well, well. - Knock, knock. - [Man In White Hat] Looks like somebody's checking Facebook, huh? - Oh my God, it's the Facebook algorithm. - Who? - They control everything, the feed, what you see, what you don't see. - What's it to ya? - Nothing. I deleted my account, I swear. - Arf! (whimpering) - Goodbye, Siobhan. - Hmm, this a nice place you got here. Oh, yeah, real nice place. - Thanks? - Hey, do me a quick favor. Take a look at this article. - Strawberries are bad for you, but not for the reasons you think？ - Yeah, what do you think of that? - It's okay? - Okay? Are you sure you don't like it? Be a real shame if you didn't like it. - I like it. I like it, it's good, I like it! - Oh, you hear that? She likes it! - She's a fan. - [Man In White Hat] She likes the article. Well, if you like it so much, here's a hundred more. - Oh, my God! That is so many articles. - You're welcome. - I don't... Look, I just went on Facebook to see how my best friend from England is doing. - Oh, your friend from England. - [Man In White Hat] Friend from England. - Oh, is this your friend from England right here? - Yeah. - Wow, very pretty girl. You don't see her anymore! (laughter) - [ Man In White Hat] Hey, ask her what else she wants to see, yeah? - I'm going to, you idiot. Excuse me,mademoiselle. You have anything else you would like to view? - Um, my friend Rachel just had a baby. - Oh, her friend Rachel. - Her friend Rachel, wow. She had a baby, okay. You wanna see a picture of her baby? - Yes? - Okay, how bout a picture of your high school bully's baby？ (laughing) - I'm not even friends with her! - Yes you are! - Oh, you friended her way back when and just forgot about it, and we brought it up again for no reason. - God, she looks just like her. That's so many bad memories. - Hey, let me do it. I'm your friend, see. I'll show you whatever you wanna see, see? What d'ya wanna see? - My friend Avery just got a puppy. Maybe a video of the puppy? - Okay. - Okay? - Okay. - Okay, okay. - But first, you gotta look at 50 articles your friend's mother shared about mercury in vaccines. - No! (laughing) No, why, why are you doing this to me? - Cause we're protecting you! - [Man In Gold Hat] Yeah, we're protecting you. - I just wanna go back to the old linear timeline. - [Man In White Hat] Hey, we all have wants. And if you want people to be able to see your little YouTubes, you best throw us some dough, okay? - Oh, no. All right, we'll be back next week. We'll see ya then. Toodles. (gasp) (door closing) - Well, I guess I still have Instagram. (shouting) - You didn't think it'd be that easy, huh? - Hi, I'm Siobhan from College Humor. Click over here to subscribe, and click here for more fun stuff, ya filthy animals. I was abandoned in this office when I was ten years old by my parents. I've only eaten pizza for such a long time. I think I have scurvy.